>first 90+ degree day of the summer. >mom decides to make Texas chili for dinner

>first 90+ degree day of the summer
>mom decides to make Texas chili for dinner

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry your mom is moronic. I'm going to make my special black and blue salad. It's got romaine, sliced blackberries, blue cheese (gorgonzola tonight), blackberry and blueberry balsamic vinaigrette, and candied pecans. Then I'll have a filet with a gorgonzola/honey/shallot/anchovy butter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Why the frick are you making everything sweet? You sound gross and your food sounds gross.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't come across as very sweet when you eat it. The salad is a really nice balance of sweet, sour, salty and funky. The candied pecans are salted and the dressing is more sour than it is sweet and it's got a decent amount of salt so it doesn't really read that sweet. Funky stuff like blue cheese or organ meats goes really well with some sweetness. And the butter for the filet barely has any honey it; just enough to make the shallots really pop.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Why would you eat a filet?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Because grass fed whole tenderloins were on sale for 9.99/lb and they actually had good marbling for a tenderloin so I bought two

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot and spicy food is good when the weather's hot
      Makes you sweat, cools you down

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That actually sounds terrible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't the flex you think it is.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >This isn't the flex you think it is.
        I'll bet you think Super Mario Brothers 2 Japan is somehow superior to Super Mario Brothers 3 or Super Mario Brothers World.
        *flexes his titty muscles and makes them jump up and down because that's not homosexual in any way*

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Super Mario Bros Doki Doki Panic is superior to all of those. Super Mario Bros 3 isn't even as good as Alex Kidd in Miracle World.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you sound like a pussy b***h, op

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >it's hot out
    >eat ice cream
    >it melts too fast

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why does everyone think it is a bad thing to be a child molester?
    If we didn't rape kids, the LGBTQ movement would literally die within a single generation.
    If you support alternative sexual lifestyles, like LGBTQ, then you support child molestation, and if you don't, then we are coming for you. And not in a good, sexual way. We are going to torture and kill you.l

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you implying op and this post are gay? Because I think this is gay.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Are you implying op and this post are gay? Because I think this is gay.
        What's wrong with being gay?
        I remember how back in the day, being a gift giver was something to be proud of. A Rolling Stone journalist interviewed me about how I use to go bug chasing with gift givers, so I could deliberately get infected with GRID (Gay Related Immunodeficiency Disease}
        If you think it is somehow wrong for mentally disturbed white men to have anal sex with African men for the sole purpose of getting infected with GRID, and then infecting their wives and children with GRID, you are a bigot.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Gay also means happy you massive fricking autistic moron.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Gay also means happy you massive fricking autistic moron.
            *slow golf clap*
            You won this round, you big man, you.
            Your penis is so much bigger than mine.
            I have such a SMALL micropenis.
            It is 4 nanometers wide and 2 nanometers tall.
            We are so much smaller than the manly Americans.
            Please send more ammunition to Ukraine

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Spicy food is one of the best best things to eat on a hot day. It promotes sweating and cools you off.

    I'm sorry that your mom's son is moronic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hot and spicy food is good when the weather's hot
      Makes you sweat, cools you down

      You're fat

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        135 pounds try again gay

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're fat

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm trying to be a frickable twink not a roided otter

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