First Drinks

Gentlemen. I am in Hawaii.
My 21st is soon.
I intend to drink.
Post suggestions for first drinks.
General alcohol thread.
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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blackni

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shirley temple

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get The Manhattan wienertail. The Manhattan wienertail is a perfect first drink for a new drinker. Enjoy The Manhattan wienertail.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gin n tonic with lime
    Moscow Mule
    White Russian
    All 3 are good intros

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get some rum, pineapple juice and limes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gin n tonic with lime
      Moscow Mule
      White Russian
      All 3 are good intros

      Get The Manhattan wienertail. The Manhattan wienertail is a perfect first drink for a new drinker. Enjoy The Manhattan wienertail.

      Shirley temple

      Blackni

      A fricking can of beer you gays

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And why are you staring drinking at 21? Why so old? The age normal people start drinking is around 10 or 12 and by 21 you're over it. Damn son.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the civilized world the hope is that by twenty one a person will have seen enough of the affects of alcohol on society and matured mentally enough to make an informed decision about whether french fart water is worth ruining one's life over.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your country sounds like queers

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        In reality everyone just drinks illegally at 18 years of age anyway. May as well just reduce the age limit but burgers gonna burg.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People with fathers don't.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My father and grandfather started teaching me to drink when I was 14 so I wouldn't be a complete shitshow when I was old enough to drink unsupervised

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, low class people impart low class values to their litters of barefooted swamp kids.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's called good parenting and I got the opportunity to have a beer on occasions with my grandpa, not something a lot of people can say the same

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because Reagan listened to women and now you can be drafted and killed at 17 before you can vote or drink.

      Thanks women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first time I drank was 18. I had vowed to never drink as my father was an alcoholic and went crazy when he was drunk. Now I'm an alcoholic too!

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time you want another drink, drink some water
    Basically drink half booze and half water until you learn how to drink

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Long island iced tea
    7 shots of alcohol you can't taste

    Make sure it has tequila in it. Sometimes they call that a Texas tea

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm moving to Oahu soon. What am I in for?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s florida heat all year round. Locals are either fat polyBlacks, buff polyBlacks, whites, or a LOT of asiatics.

      Lots of jungle. Weird ass plants (none harmful). Black and brown birds that practically dont give a frick until you’re 5 inches from them.

      In short, A good frickin time. Unless you get a condo with no AC then it’s over

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    alcohol is gay for losers dude not something to look forward to as a growing up moment

    that shits a psyop to peddle the poison with deep psychology; make you feel like its a right of passage and you gotta do when you can as tradition

    pave your own way stay sober or enjoy a weed brownie on the weekend don't fall prey to big alc

    God bless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it was a psyop to peddle poison the federal age would be 18 to get teens drinking even faster. Shut the frick up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I remember it wasn't about age as much as federal control and highway budget money.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats how reagan forced it to happen. He threatened to cut all highway funding to states if they didnt bend the knee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go shoot up a school or something you proselytising creep.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My first was a Midori Sour and I was about 16 at the time.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Don't even bother with drinking until you're 25, lad

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >obeying the drinking age
    do americans really??

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At home not really, but it's brutally enforced for restaurants, bars, and liquor stores in most places
      A lot of people go to college just to access the underage drinking scene even though most schools have academic penalty systems

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get her tipsy and tell her ghost stories, Hawaii has plenty of those then she'll be spooked and want to be in your arms.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > I am in Hawaii.
    My condolences.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show her your official Hawaii ID, then she'll know you to be true, something like picrel. Just be McLovin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Im not a hawaiiBlack person im an armyBlack person

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Seriously, for every drink you want, swap out every other one for water
        t.brat

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Being in the US Army never stopped anyone before, read up FM 21-76 US Army Survival Manual get some initiative lad.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh shit, Schofield or Shafter?
        t. headed to 500th soon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fort Sharter. Not gonna say where though. Anonymous and all that.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    champagne

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