Flyover State Cuisine

Good afternoon gents and gentlemen, I’m a European sophisticate and I’m hosting an ironic themed dinner party for my rich and successful friends based on what we imagine “Flyover State” Americans eat.

I was thinking of the following menu, elevated to actually make sure it’s edible of course:

>Foie Gras “Corn Dogs” With A Cheddar Bechamel Sauce
>Flash Frozen Lobster Tortellioni With A Campbells Soup Bisque
>Venison and Wild Boar Meat Loaf with Deconstructed Gravy and “Taters”
>Wild Raspberry “Twinkies” With a Butter and Pecan Sorbet

How does this sound?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stay away, we don't want eurogays, we don't want city-dwelllers, we don't want learned people, and we certainly don't like foreigners or queers.
    Go to LA, SF or NYC where you'll be around more of your ilk, i.e. the mentally ill degenerate race traitors. Our country is for our people. Go to Sodom and Gomorrah on the west or east coast, fricking disgusting pedophile

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Masterful bait
      If it's not bait, it's even funnier

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we don't want city-dwelllers

      I have news for you, dumbass, there are cities in "flyover states" too. We've been here this entire time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is Illinois considered flyover?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          NYC here. Everything between the Ramapo Fault in NJ and the Concord Fault in CA is flyover hell, cue butthurt coping from Illinois and Texas

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            NYC is now considered mid. Sorry boss

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >my rich and successful friends
    >cooking their own food

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I’ll have some help from Olga and Pedro of course but my guests aren’t cooking their own food, how quaint! Wherever did you get that idea?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sounds disgusting

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You have the right idea but you've come at it from the wrong angle. Flyover cornfrickers take simple food and give it elaborate names. So you would take, say, ground beef on a kaiser roll and call it a Hamburger sandwich.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >How does this sound?
    All over the place, no cohesion, over all terribly conceived. The concept isn't the problem the execution is

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    christ no, just do burgers and nachos and get tacky with the decorations, not the food

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That sounds cool but it the ironic flyover plating is going to be tricky. Remember that they get angry when the food isn't served in an artless slop pile spilling over the sides of the plate. "OMG what if I'm still hungry!?!?!" says the panicked pig brain of these obese, dysgenic, subhuman flyover pig-men

    Make sure to serve it with a couple of flat 2L plastic bottles of diet low calorie cancer soda, or as ignorant hicks call it, "pop"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This, and don't forget the plates must be decorated with fish and flowers.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Deconstructed

    Please go deconstruct your head from your body.

    Your menu sounds terrible, and you should be ashamed.

    True flyover state cuisine is frito lay based gas station garbage, abominations like Chicago pizza and skyline chili, add natty ice and meth for refreshment and dessert.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just do Iowa pizza. It'll blow their minds.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just go to mcdolands and pick up a santa-sized sack of hamburgers and dump em on the table
    make sure you blast morgan wallen and get buzzed off 4lokos, then afterwards drive to the local drive bar and harass women and minorities
    its not the true flyover experience if someone doesn't get arrested for assault

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