Food and Drink in the shower

Anyone else like eating or drinking in the shower? Just finished off a salami sandwich while taking a nice cool shower. Sometimes I'll bring in a coke or a nice fizzy water.
I don't know why but it just tastes better that way. What other foods do you think would be better in the shower? What foods would absolutely not work?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ive drank cider and smoked a cig while getting a shower once
    i think ikt would be smarter to eat in the bath

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Anyone else like eating or drinking in the shower?
    I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW I DON'T KNOW

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you alright?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >SHUT UP 50 YEARS AGO WE WOULD HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FORK IN YOUR ASS
      kek

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shower beer and maybe a cigarette. If I found out someone I knew ate actual food in the shower, I probably wouldn't talk to them anymore. I mean cooked or assembled food. Stuff that requires prep. Fruit or something wouldn't strike me as anything more than inoffensively odd, unlike OPs sandwich.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with it? Any crumbs go right down the drain. It's the cleanest way to eat.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your food is gonna get soggy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No I face away letting the water hit my back, it's a nice massage while I finish it off.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone needs to try a shower beer at least once in their life.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hmmmmmm. What candy floats?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Circus Peanuts

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      MARSHMALLOWS

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You should try taking a shit in the shower instead.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i do that all the time, who doesnt shit in their hand and throw it into the toilet ?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        uh everyone? who doesn't waffle stomp their shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          weirdo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm the weirdo? bro you're shitting in your hand, stomping shit is natural

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              yes that was the joke, thanks for pointing it out.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I take my shower shitting seriously

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you ever had a shag?
                a shit, shower and a gay(ciggy obviously in britanistan), with a wet room you can shit shower anywhere, frick you can piss and shit and puke and cum anywhere

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't but that sounds great, what a time to be alive!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard people saying how great shower beer is for years, I tried it and it was entirely underwhelming.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it only works if youre an alcoholic with a hangover.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad beer or shower frankly

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree. Now BATH beer on the other hand is true magic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      its not as magical as people say, but on a stinking hot day after a workout or something, an ice cold beer in a cool shower is the fricking best.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried having a shower beer once and the whole time I was nervous I would drop the bottle and have broken glass everywhere. It wasn't fun.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon your supposed to use a canned beer.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          trappist beer doesnt come in a can

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one uh these

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i fricking love drinking this stuff ice cold while i sit in a bath tub.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i'm not frickridden lazy from the booze, getting up to shower was the hardest part of the day. can't drink before work, otherwise even a temporary shelf can help keep the shampoo out of your booze

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In a bath or pool? Sure. In a running shower? Fricking stupid.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing stupid about it, you don't have to stick the food under the showerhead.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dude, in a shower, it's impossible to be out of the splash zone. You're getting sprinkles in your face and will inevitably get it on your food.
        Just take the shower after the meal, weirdo.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot shower
    >Cold wienertail
    Good shit. Eating takes it a bit too far though, that's fat frick behavior

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pre wash and don't piss while in the shower.
    Other wise piss an poo particles will fly around.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >inb4 "piss is sterile"
      No it's not, dipshit, it has pee in it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People who say shit like that just out themselves as piss drinkers or perverts that like to be pissed on.
        Piss is a waste product.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its just piss
          i like to drink a can of seltzer in the shower now and then because i fricking love water but thats it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i fricking love water
            Same bro

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spaghetti is a good choice

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