food hacks

instead of using bread as dippy soldiers, you can use sausage, and even wrap them in bacon if you like.
youll also see another recent food i invented in the background... bacon pockets. make little cups shapes out of bacon and then shoved a load of fricking sliced cheese in them.
proving the bad british food rumours are stupid

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you have a gf anon?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      do u? u have a girlfriend that puts up with u cause she has hit the wall? cool.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just seems like you need to frick. Calm down and think about how this sausage into goopy gooeyness and cheese into meathole madness makes you look. My gf is pre wall btw, thankyouverymucho.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          that wasnt me who replied to you
          dont have a girlfriend currently. enjoying being single shagging slags and eating sausages

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            fwiw, I think it's taste good. Cheese and bacon is always nice and I like when runny eggs cover meats.
            But yea the whole meatstuffing thing made me wonder is all.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I need to go to bed btw lmao frickman I type like an esl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so no, lol

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          never needed on. you have one? lol. loser. you have one cause you dont meet new girls. i couldnt even find a girl after meeting like 1000s.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I met 109 girls but we somehow never hit it off well enough

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            what happened in your childhood to make you scared of commitment anon

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              theres too many girls. i go one dates and meet 3 more.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                again I ask what makes you so scared of commitment, or do you need a definition ofnthe word

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or do you need a definition ofnthe word
                of the N word? no. why do i need to commit? Girls dont even bother going for the bottom 90% of men until they turn 22. why should i commit when im under 40.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i aint some average male who has trouble find one girl that the moment i meet a girl i am overly invested and commited already.

                >I only interact with bawds so how am I supposed to settle down

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                i aint some average male who has trouble find one girl that the moment i meet a girl i am overly invested and commited already.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    why are americans like this?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      not an american
      these eggs were happily unrefridgerated

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would tell you to have a nice day, but it seems you're well on your way.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    bread absorbs it better, you can just eat the sausage on the side if you can go a meal without some phallic object going in your mouth

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We fought WW2 against the wrong enemy, we should have nuked Britain for this bullshit with the unshelled eggs broken open in holders
    Seriously what the frick

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you not ever have dippy eggs in the US?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        take the FRICKING shell off and put it on a plate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        you're the first person I've seen call them dippy eggs since my mom did 30 years ago at a breakfast get-together with my dad's extended family and she was laughed at and mocked so hard I've never seen her eat eggs since. is it a southern thing or an upstate ny thing? she grew up both places

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >my mom did 30 years ago at a breakfast get-together with my dad's extended family and she was laughed at and mocked so hard I've never seen her eat eggs since.
          sounds like the plot of a movie called Swallow. lol.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Swallow
            sounds like the plot of a movie I made with your mom. lol.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not a US thing at all it's an english thing
          im not an american

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most pretentious way to eat eggs ever conceived
    >let's boil our eggs, but instead of holding it, let's create a special little holder for our boiled egg and crack the top of the shell with a spoon so all of the shrapnel gets in the yolk, then we can dip other food into it, like sausages, so we can eat sausages, egg, and shell all in one bite
    frick you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just saw the top of with a knife. Never had shell in my eggies after that. I also use a spoon to just scoop out the contents, just like that.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        any method of eating eggs that requires another utensil to break the shell is obscene. either crack them on the counter before cooking or crack them on the counter after cooking

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          How would you consume the softboiled egg? Not at all then right.
          It's fine to be obscene, noone is watching me in the morning.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >america
    been around for about 300 years
    >england
    been around for nearly like 800,000

    who do you yank fricks thinks is gonna know more about food? WE ARE

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Needs sum butter and ya got yourself sum mighty fine cowboy chili sketti pardner, add cum and its californian

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      England still has the worst food in the entire world. Cope harder.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >nearly like 800,000
      show me evidence of english civilization from 780,000 BC

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >anon inventing food like he's the famed chef Escoffier
    >other anons hating
    Frick you guys. OP is doing more for cuisine than you ever will.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Cummy egg sausage
      >Cheesy bacon veganas
      It's only great if you are a swinger or worse.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        t. tastelet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn't say it'd taste bad. Just that enjoying it this way is for swingers or cucks

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you lads so obsessed with cuckolding?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just shows that you can s*** on a plate and people. Will f****** eat it?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food hack: make hard boiled eggs instead as they're are infinitely better

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hard boil eggs are THE worst egg. Even lower than scrambled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nasty homosexual. 8 minutes is all you need to cook an egg for to make the yolk still a bit runny. Any more and you may as well get some trash and heat that up too to go with it

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ketogays are mentally ill

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think OP is keto, I think he just loves sausages and eggs. It looks pretty good to me.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm peeling the whole fricking egg. Who wants egg shell particles on their dippy soldiers? Brits are moronic.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frickin' kek'd. You are a based man, OP.

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