food of the gods

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i got so confused when i found out tuna were really big
    i always assumed there was a tuna in every can. didnt realise till i was 20 that you actually only get a bit of a tuna in each can.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you naive fool
      pic related is the real size of the fish you get in a 'tuna' can. there are about 50-100 of these in every can.
      those fish you think are 'tuna' are a totally different species, and are actually completely inedible. it just makes it way more appetising to eat a part of a big fish than 100 little fish, and they can charge more money.
      seriously. next time youre at the beach find a 'tuna' and take a bite. it wont taste anything like the stuff in the can.
      thats how i found out about this. i hope one day the truth will be out there, but whenever i try and blow the whistle big tuna sends assassins after me

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at a point in history where people have conspiracies about canned fish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Man, I don't think anyone is pretending when it comes to canned Duna.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        its time to take your meds

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        anon you are exactly like my pants

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          full of shit?

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food of the gods
    poseidon specifically

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think you mean Mercury 😛

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >here's your god of the underworld, bro
        lmaoing at romangays

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would make him the god of my underworld if ya know what I mean

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this was way more clever than people are realizing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you have to point it out it's not funny or clever, which in fact it's not.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's good ol' canned mack

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mackerel is gods chosen fish made to feed men of the coast

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Deenz, mackz, and tinned smoked oystaz are all God tier tinned seafood delights

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for 4 years i consistently ate like 16 cans of tuna a week because it was so cheap and i never got mercury poisoning probably. just ate it right out of the can, maybe a lil salt and a lil black pepper if i was feeling fancy, but nothing else. i still love me some canned tuna.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty paws typed this post

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kitty paws typed this post

      pussy dinner

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      wish canned tuna was cheap here. or canned beans. everyone is saying they're cheap foods but i can buy a kilo of chicken for the same price, am i missing something?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've been eating a can of tuna with a spoon of miso in soup with Spices every weekday for breakfast/lunch. I've lost about 5 pounds over the past 3 months. It's not a crazy wieght loss but my goal is to loose it slow and steady.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's Black folk, spectacular

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's your favorite canned tuna flavor?
    For me it's just olive oil or chili. Keep it simple but gives it more flavor than just spring water

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I get the convenience factor, but it's still preferable to get it in water, drain, and add your own oil so you can be assured it's not garbage oil.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (samegay) Although to be fair, the tuna probably gets a special texture from sitting in all that canned oil for months/years. I might try it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (samegay) Although to be fair, the tuna probably gets a special texture from sitting in all that canned oil for months/years. I might try it.

        you're not getting the potential garbage oil out of the meat of the fish anyway so what's the point?

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >food of the gods
    Oh yes !

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It got's oil.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think "gods" would eat it fresher. Canned fish is last resort fish. It's not superior to much besides dried and salted fish. I'd prefer frozen if it isn't fresh. I've had decent home-canned fish from mason jars, but frick your metal-packed, overcooked, soaked in juice yet still dry, bullshit fish. I make tuna sandwiches like anyone, but I don't pretend it's fricking 'food of the gods' for shit's sake.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up homie before I put this dick in your mouth

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's canned sprats.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Perfection

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Had a can of it plain, three eggs and some applesauce for breakfast. Some brown mustard and vinegar to add flavor. Feeling great.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are gods immune to mercury poisoning

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