Food poisoning thread

Food poisoning thread

Do not try to wrap chicken in tin foil thinking that will protect it for longer, i have made a mistake

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was the chicken cooked or Scalfani'd? I've never had any issues with any type of meat. Ever. You did something wrong to begin with.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tin foil and/or plastic wrap wont save food from going bad eventually especially if it was in the fridge too long before being put in the freezer

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indian food gave me e coli.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tried Mexican street food, was bedridden for days with hava

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's hava

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You hava dick in your mouth

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Hava nice day lmao

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          hava good day!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tried Mexican street food, was bedridden for days with hava

        You hava dick in your mouth

        samegayging redditor

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder, not a copypasta and is a real place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's real!

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I never had food poisoning in my life despite eating raw meat and product way past their date

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you get food poisoning from cooked meat? Was it rotting?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh lol he wrapped it up in the fridge thinking it would stay fresher longer.
      He didn't cook it in tinfoil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        how long was it in the fridge for? I'd chuck chicken by day 3, wrapped or not. You might be able to get away with longer but why risk it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have no idea what he did. If I have meat I'm not going to eat within a few days I vacuum pack it and freeze it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Take a risk eating Chipotle a single time

    Yeah let me just get horribly ill cause the employees dont wash their hands. It still happens to other people too and has not changed. Its a dice roll.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    literally shat myself on the street once, a mere two hours after eating at subway. thank frick it was late in the evening and there weren't any people around and i was near home by the time the pain got so unbearable i had no choice but to shit myself.

    i've told this story before and someone here told me it was probably due to unwashed lettuce

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i had a similar experience, but it was at a Chinese buffet. i shit myself in
      the parking lot, and had to drive home with shit all over my pants. luckily i
      made it home before the pain got too bad, but i still had to walk into my
      house with shit all over my pants.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >left over rice
    >pack in container in fridge
    >more left over rice
    >pack in container in fridge
    >forget how old rice at bottom is
    >make into fried rice
    >smells funny
    >eat anyways
    >feel funny
    >puke 15minutes later
    >post-vomit clarity
    >continue to do this for weeks
    and now for some vomit asmr
    https://yewtu.be/watch?v=hJu5YHnH-Cc

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you know you're not gunna eat it within a day, why not just fricking freeze it you moron?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Meh, I typically buy it and freezer bag it for a month or so, I dont see the need to bring vacuum sealers into it.
    We're freezing a piece of meat for 3-5 months yea? Not until the apocalypse, it's not gonna hold either way

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got what I think was food poisoning once, I'm not sure what it was from.

    >horrific nausea
    >intestinal distress
    >constant diarrhea, sometimes very small amounts because I kept blasting everything out, that came on suddenly
    >blasted diarrhea all over the bathroom while taking my underwear off because I somehow couldn't hold it
    It went on for three days. I almost ended up going to the hospital for dehydration.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The one time i tried KFC again in years was when the Cheetos Chicken Sandwich came out and it make me so sick its not even funny

    I think even my skin had hives too

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Worst food poisoning I ever got was from chicken on papa johns pizza.
    I had the worst stomach pain I've experience in my life. I was about to go to the hospital thinking my appendix burst.

    I called my gf and told her to buy pepto on the way home because I think I was dying. She seemed really worried cuz I sounded like death.
    I managed to crawl to the toilet and tried to shit. I could feel it wanting to come out but it didn't. I nearly gave myself a stroke trying to shit it out, and it all came out in one instantaneous blast.

    I immediately felt better. Not good, but better. The shit was so violet that it covered the bottom of the seat and my ass with shit. So I cleaned it up as best I could then took a shower.

    By the time I took a shower, I felt like I had to take a shit again so I did. Felt like diarrhea. When I wiped my ass, it was bright red with blood. I looked at the toilet and it was like strawberry jam in there.
    I panicked and my gf came in at that time and we went to urgent care.

    I shit blood several times while waiting to be seen. Doctor said that my shit was so violet that I likely gave myself an internal hemorrhoid. He said that it should heal on its own, but prescribed me some antibiotics just in case.

    The bleeding stopped after a couple days, but for the next week or two, it felt like someone was squeezing my colon with their fist. it didn't hurt, but it was REALLY uncomfortable. I felt the lingering pressure for months probably until it went away completely.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got home from work and passed out, I left my club sandiwch lunch on my coffee table wrapped in a paper wrapper. am I safe to eat it after 4ish hours? my room is air conditioned. I'm not one to waste food.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, that shit could be life threatening by now. Get that shit in the trash.

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