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What should i eat to be this muscular?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    too much

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Babies

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Great channel for recipes that will help you get there.
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCW7dkv716GTmq_e1NXL0NvA

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post penis.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    lots and lots of hfcs

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If only there was a board dedicated to fitness you could ask this question on

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you saying the food and cooking board is not the right place to ask a food and cooking related question?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        your question is more of a

        [...]

        subject, but you know that already you trollolol

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          the morbidly obese person in OP's pic is anything but Culinaly lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            the morbidly obese person in OP's pic could flip you in your shorts using their pinky fingy, only holywood homosexuals who juice get those perfect lean muscular body, this is what a healthy, strong working man body looks like, b***h.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I had a perfectly lean and muscular body before I dadbod'd. I never juiced and one even barely worked out.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >this is what a healthy, strong working man body looks like

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sure fatty

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >splatt!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This has nothing to do with cooking. It's about lifestyle not food. You can eat like a slob and be in great shape if you have the proper lifestyle.

        Thinking that changing your diet will automatically make you loss weight and get in shape is why most people are fat.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          shut up twink

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >muscular

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eat a plate of lard for breakfast

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    McDonald's after the gym.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    peak Norf performance

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's always funny how fat guys will have fat deposits sitting on top of their muscle which builds out the shape so they think they have big muscles

    if it jiggles it aint muscle chief

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know a guy with gyno who started working out in the hopes of lessening the size of his breasts but the muscle he built under them just made them perky.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hope you slap them breasts at every opportunities

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Haven't seen him in seven years or so but I have slapped the dem breasts in the past, yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        An old dealer used to pretend to be tough amd shit. Dude had gyno lmao. Can't take you seriously even with an unlicensed revolver when you have gyno.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I knew an Albanian guy who was in some mob/crime shit and was an actual tough guy but it's real hard to look tough when you're holding a fricking demitasse outside of the cafe he was always hanging out at, especially with his size (dude was jacked). Was basically like that movie where The Rock wore that faerie dress.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >look up what a demitasse is
            holy shit lmao thats kind of funny

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. I have no doubt that he's done some evil, awful, fricked up shit (though even if he hasn't, he LOOKS like he has) but when he's standing outside holding this tiny fricking saucer in one hand and a tiny fricking cup by its handle with his thumb and forefinger on the other (and his pinky up in the air) I legit get the giggles.
              You just can't look tough drinking espresso.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No kidding.

                I've been practising MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years.

                I've also been weight training for 4 years, 1m87 for 86 kg.

                I have incredible speed and reflexes that match my speed. All I have to do is wait for him to charge me, dodge him and give him a good smash to the head. I won't drop him at the slightest mistake, the gorilla is finished. There'll always be a few smart guys around here who think it's impossible. Nothing's impossible with willpower, folks, and 2) you're not going to do anything with your cowardly body.

                Any man with a modicum of training can defeat a gorilla with a knife. Using your bare hands isn't necessarily any more complicated, it just requires technique.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Some women would find that cute though

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hey tone

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's a shake. not a jiggle

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want him to put his finger in my mouth

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is the kind of body that can be achieved when you filter all the flouride out of your water.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this physique attainable natty?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah just go to maccas every day

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What should i eat to be this muscular?
    Everything you possibly can

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything you possibly can
      And more

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >that belly

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Milk and eggs.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lots of fish and chips and beer

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    the gorilla kibble

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Monkey chow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soy and corn
      Quintessentially American goy chow

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >soybeans
      🙁
      >soybeans in a bag with monkey pictures on it
      :O

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What should i eat to be this muscular?
    Everything

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes he's carrying a lot of fat but you're deluded if you think he doesn't have a lot of muscle under it

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What should i eat
    Everything and too much of it.
    Then pic related idk if those are bananas or roids but that looks much nicer.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He eats leather shoes for breakfast and motorbike parts for lunch

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What should i eat
    all the time

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the heart is making the biggest workout

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf Sam Hyde??

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sam is fat but at leat hes not a manlet

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting the fork to your mouth should not be considered a workout

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