Food that is "Off-The-Menu" for (You)?

For me it's meatloaf.
>tastes weird
>texture is weird
>literal loaf of ground meat (disgusting)
>almost always needs ketchup
>results in greasy acid reflux that makes you feel like you're about to puke
>has had me blasting out of both ends more than once
No fricking meatloaf.

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The only restaurants I've been to that serve meatloaf make it pretty well

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Meatloaf can frick off, but if someone served it to me I'd eat it.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you like meatballs?
    The word for meatloaf in my language is literally just "meatball" but with a superlative on it IE it literally means "big motherfricking meatball."
    Also, we don't serve meatloaf with ketchup where I'm from but with mushroom gravy and mash. I'd imagine I wouldn't like it very much if my only option was American-style ketchup meatloaf. Never had it that way so I don't know. It might be good.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Real meatloafers make it with BBQ or a homemade sauce that's kind of in between ketchup and bbq

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Meatballs kick ass, I think this is universal agreement.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe you'd like it euro-style, then. It's just a giant, roasted meatball.

        Real meatloafers make it with BBQ or a homemade sauce that's kind of in between ketchup and bbq

        That sounds less good 2bh.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You are incorrect. Here's my favorite meatloaf recipe. It will change your mind.

          https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/meatloaf-recipes/grilled-meatloaf-recipe/

  4. 1 week ago
    OP

    Had no idea there was another meatloaf thread up at the time of making this.

    [...]

    I was binging Chef Jon and got reminded how much I hate meatloaf, I see this is a shared sentiment.

    I don't think anyone has had their mouth water for meatloaf, ever, outside of North Korea.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Fish. Any fish. cats eat fish. I'm not a cat.
    >but it's fresh caught and prepared by a top tier chef
    I am not a cat. Get that shit outtta my face.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm convinced Americans are eternally 4 years old
      Unless it's some sweet meat slathered in too much goysauce it's just not palatable to them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Euroids mad they can't into land mass

        • 1 week ago
          Chud Anon

          Euroids glad they don't into ass mass

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've met a lot of people who didn't eat fish since moving to the US. I even live in a coastal area yet people here just... didn't eat fish. They'll eat crabs or shrimp but anything with scales that isn't either salmon or tinned tuna is a no-go for then.
      So my question is: what about shrimp? Do you like/will you eat shrimp?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what about shrimp? Do you like/will you eat shrimp?
        I love shrimp and especially a ceviche shrimp cooked via lime acid.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Neat. So no salmon or tinned tuna, right?
          Not trying to set up a "gotcha!" or anything, just curious. I eat so much seafood and fish that I'm sure there are wanted posters of me in post offices in Atlantis.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Don't like salmon. If canned tuna is served to me, I will eat it since it's usually slathered in spices/mayo. But I will not enjoy it or seek it out. All other fish I will straight up refuse to eat.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you sound insufferable

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what "off the menu" means
    "Off the menu" means secret dishes the restaurant offers but does not advertise

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that "off menu?"

      You are incorrect. Here's my favorite meatloaf recipe. It will change your mind.

      https://amazingribs.com/tested-recipes/meatloaf-recipes/grilled-meatloaf-recipe/

      Thanks for posting it but it really doesn't seem like something I would enjoy. If I ever get the opportunity to try an American's meatloaf, I'll go for it but I don't have the motivation to every make one myself, I don't think.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how does off-menu and off-the-menu differ?
        It's like how "Stop," is a complete sentence in English
        "You, there, stop," is the whole sentence, but you don't need to say the whole thing, the rest is implied
        Same with "15 items or less" is grammatically correct; uneducated pedants will say it should read "15 items or fewer," when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)" but you don't have to say the parenthetical part out loud, it's still a complete sentence
        Some people's kids, man, never diagram shit for shit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >she thinks "15 items or less (than that number of items)" is grammatically correct
          You poor, dear, sweet ESL.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I am an ESL, but I'm also a native English speaker
            And I'm better at English than you (are).

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm a professional writer
                Good luck with that

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Anon:

              >I'm better at English than you (are).
              Also Anon:

              how does off-menu and off-the-menu differ?
              It's like how "Stop," is a complete sentence in English
              "You, there, stop," is the whole sentence, but you don't need to say the whole thing, the rest is implied
              Same with "15 items or less" is grammatically correct; uneducated pedants will say it should read "15 items or fewer," when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)" but you don't have to say the parenthetical part out loud, it's still a complete sentence
              Some people's kids, man, never diagram shit for shit

              >how does off-menu and off-the-menu differ?
              You can't fake this sort of stupidity.

              I'm a professional writer
              Good luck with that

              Not in English, you're not lmao

              >when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)"
              That would still need to say "fewer" to be correct

              Right?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)"
                That would still need to say "fewer" to be correct

                Jesus you guys suck at English, I got a 1600

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Holy frick, this post is so goddamn moronic that I'm not sure if it's a joke or not. Considering the decline in post quality lately, I'll take a stab in the dark and guess that you are authentically fricking stupid. Enjoy your extra chromosome, Corky.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)"
          That would still need to say "fewer" to be correct

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that "off menu?"
      [...]
      Thanks for posting it but it really doesn't seem like something I would enjoy. If I ever get the opportunity to try an American's meatloaf, I'll go for it but I don't have the motivation to every make one myself, I don't think.

      how does off-menu and off-the-menu differ?
      It's like how "Stop," is a complete sentence in English
      "You, there, stop," is the whole sentence, but you don't need to say the whole thing, the rest is implied
      Same with "15 items or less" is grammatically correct; uneducated pedants will say it should read "15 items or fewer," when the sentence is actually "15 items or less (than that number of items)" but you don't have to say the parenthetical part out loud, it's still a complete sentence
      Some people's kids, man, never diagram shit for shit

      That's not what "off the menu" means

      I fricking hate ESLs.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    meatloaf can be great, but it also has a really low floor too. you've probably only had shitty meatloafs made by your boomer grandparents or whatever.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    eggplant anything
    most fish
    sarma

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    crippling autism

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      god fricking dammit i'm moronic
      meant to link to

      [...]

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    That's not what "off the menu" means

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    never understood why people hate meatloaf but like meatballs or burgers, its pretty much the same shit

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    beets and swedes
    instant gag reflex from either of them

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No real English speaker gives a frick about less or fewer.

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