Foods you thought would go well together, but actually don't. I'll start. Celery and hummus.

Foods you thought would go well together, but actually don't.

I'll start. Celery and hummus.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Hot sauce and prime rib.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Salty milk and coins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      go ahead and cancel me for this but i actually like this taste. that's just like my opinion but you can go ahead and cancel me for it

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anon pls stop eating coins

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          look that's just my opinion go ahead and cancel me for it i just like the taste. don't know why you'd wanna cancel someone over a stupid opinion

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            What if it was rephrased as snot or boogers?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Snot is a waste product. It's very different.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >checked
          Anon, it's cleary a stand up machine from a shut-down Chuck E. Cheese

          look that's just my opinion go ahead and cancel me for it i just like the taste. don't know why you'd wanna cancel someone over a stupid opinion

          >checked
          A Defender machine, obviously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        u single?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's the texture.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Salty coins and milk*

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celery doesn't go well with anything, because celery is vile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      celery dipped in a well-mixed tuna mayo, its good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        OK, I personally dislike tuna salad, but I will acknowledge it isn't because of the celery chunks I normally found in it. So perhaps this is one other thing, other than mirepoix, that celery goes well in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thread is about food combos that don't work...

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Not anymore, those days are long gone RIP lil bro

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          But OP started with a yummy combo and everybody added a yummy combo except the coins one which isn't food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Celery + apple/cream cheese/unsweetened peanut butter.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just use a spoon instead, no off flavours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Only good when cooked with other ingredients like a mirepoix

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celery doesn't go well with anything except for carrots and onions.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And cooked until it breaks down and loses all the celery flavor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        So then what's the point of adding the celery?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No idea, the french are weird.
          Maybe it imparts something more pleasant than it's original flavour when broken down

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that a fried egg could go with anything, turns out it can. Did you try having a fried egg with your celery and hummy mummy?

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Celery... *vomits*

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cum and shit

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    celery and peanut butter. saw kids eating this all the time in school lunch. tried it, and it is one of the nastiest things I ever ate.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the problem here is that raw celery sucks ass and you would be better off dipping a non bullshit vegetable into any dip

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What about cooked celery?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hot dogs in anything but on a bun as a hotdog. Even then they're vile, just buy brawts.
    Celery and cream cheese is good, and great for cleaning up your gut, tons of fiber and not a lot of calories. I binge on them for lunch or dinner one day every week. Use them as a replacement for game snacks on the weekend. Helped me lose some weight too.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    toothpaste and orange juice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Citrus/acid and mint is a bad combo.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eggs and Marmite. They run in similar circles but are just uncanny and strange when eaten in the same bite.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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