Foods you would try if they were half as expensive

That's in Canadian dollars, about $48 USD
First time I've seen it sold here, it's because it's Chinese New Year
Big fan of prawns and lobster, but with no claw meat there's not enough going into my belly to be worth it

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly man treat yourself and steal some lobsters

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This just fricking take it and run

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This just fricking take it and run

      Not that I would, but that ain't feasible

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Got one of these babies for $17 USD once. Worth every penny. Worth noting that potheads with the munchies can't taste or smell, so never give or suggest anything of quality to them. I regret doing so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is it exactly?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A $30 chocolate bar with real pistachio filling.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds interesting. How was it?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Trips. Pretty good. The price adds to the flavor. Not terribly sweet. Earthy. Paired with a Miyazaki film.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sounds good but I would only eat that if it were free ngl. Was it something you had wanted for a really long time or just something you randomly found?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actually a bit of both. We sold them and one ended up in the clearance bin. No chocolate bar is worth over $20 but it's pretty good.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No chocolate bar is worth over $5. I get high quality Belgian chocolate bars, 200g each for $5

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >The price adds to the flavor.
              You don't have to make up reasons to justify overpaying for candy, anon. It reeks of cope.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    never seen a pink lobster before

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    Wait. This is delicious /x/ tier shit. The numbers for cents actually means things??? Frick yeah.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    >a twink oligarch.
    homie this isnt kids next door

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been meaning to get a jar of beluga caviar before the collapse

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Yes I am a cheap fuck.

    Five Guys (burgers)
    Taco Bell (burritos)
    Chipotle (burritos)
    These food items are superior and cheaper at my local Tex-Mex spots.

    Popeyes/KFC/Church's (fried chicken, sides)
    I crave fried chicken now and then, but making fried chicken at home is a fricking giant mess. I only go to these places if I have an amazing coupon deal.

    Jamba Juice, etc
    I love fruit juice but I feel like I would be wasting my money, so much that it would probably ruin my experience. I do plan to buy my own juicer for this very reason though.

    Whataburger (specialty burgers)
    They occasionally send me a digital coupon for an entire free meal, their all-time-favorite burgers are great. I have yet to see another fast food place shell out free shit like that. Recently I found a 'mexican burger' at a local spot and it's way cheaper than the Whataburger specialty's.

    Subway (subs, pizza)
    They've gone from the $5 footlong to skyrocketing prices now and they're not even a fricking real restaurant. That's the reason why it's the most common fast food chain in the world. You can place them anywhere because smoke doesn't have to travel out the top of the building since there's no cooking being done. They just barely starting producing fresh meat in-store (shocker), the employees are the laziest people on earth if you watch their TikTok videos of them complaining. Don't ever try to order two subs at the same time either because they'll try to rush the shit out of you and you'll probably frick up your order in the process. Watch this video where Jim Gaffigan exposes them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2bp_CYJbyw

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Subway literal costs more than Jimmy John's now. It's pretty funny. Jack in the Box is oddly competitive right now. Fast service and just as cheap as McDonald's now.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iberico? jamon? i forget, the expensive spanish dried meat.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    a5 wagyu

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are special lobsters and not always on sale. Only the chinese community have the buying power for these hence why chinese supermarkets have such a legit seafood section.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Yes I am a cheap fuck.

      >hence why chinese supermarkets have such a legit seafood section.

      Yeah I went into a chinese store the other day and I was like where the hell did all this fish come form.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah its crazy the amount of fresh and live seafood chinese supermarkets have even if its not a top tier one

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else avoid trying expensive food not because you can't afford to try it, but because you're afraid you'll love it and will end up wasting money having it too often?
    I already waste a ton of money buying decent steak, good fish, and other shit like that, I was thinking of trying some wagyuu on my birthday(there's a butcher in my city that has the good Japanese shit at like 200-250 euro a kg) but what if turns out not to be overhyped and I'll crave it often? Can't afford that.
    At least a lot of stuff I can't get at all in my shithole, fresh lobster or crab is pretty much impossible to get.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The langostinos I was getting around here all look like this and I was getting 20 of their butts for $20.

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