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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >that'll be 38 dollars

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just took out a vacation loan at the bank and our first day is a 5 guys meal for the whole family.

      so worth it.
      it's like drugs n shit

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      “The best burger we’ve ever had!” - The Nosehair Gazette, Saskatoon Saskatchewan

      They have the exact same price policies and marketing methods here in France. The problem is that they're horribly overpriced compared to local burger chains. But some people still fall for it of course.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        france people eat snails im not sure what kind of point you're trying to make

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Not on a daily basis, and we also eat American food like burgers, what kind of point are you trying to make yourself?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            HOLY FRICK I HIT ME KNEE ON MY DESK HOLY SHIT IT HURTS SO BAD FRICK YOU ITS YOUR FAULT MOTHER FRICKER OH SHIT FRICK YOU

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              It could be worse like nailing your toe on some table late at night, that can really hurt.

              • 6 days ago
                Anonymous

                ive done that like 4 times this week and its on a sharp edge of my computer desk where the little plastic cover fell off the square base side so now my pinkie toe has a little cut and i might get tetnus and die

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            are the buns in France dogshit or are they actual good bread to suit local tastes

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              It's classic hamburger bread. In that picture's case it's alright, better than other fast food chains buns.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                That's why there's Hamburgler Helper.
                Eww, DELUXE

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              It depends if the French chicks are cute and can cook some bread, but that's doubtful. Frenchies are generally dumber than a box of rocks. They usually don't shave so look like sasquatious and smell even worse.

            • 6 days ago
              Anonymous

              Mcdonalds bread is better everywhere outside of north America, yes.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just took out a vacation loan at the bank and our first day is a 5 guys meal for the whole family.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    bruh your free burger toppings? plain not cajun fries? no free mix ins in your shake?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's no bad thing to celebrate a simple life my brother

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        yeah but five guys is charging you for all that extra stuff, it's not really "free".

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they have good fries. that's it. their burgers taste the same no matter which toppings you choose.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      their fries are soggy burnt dogshit and their patties are unseasoned

  5. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Five Guys is the tastiest burger place around my area to be honest. I am in bumfrick North Carolina. It is a little pricey though. For my wife and I to both get a burger and fries is usually like $35. But then again, nowadays two large combos from burger king is like $24 or something like that so it's still worth getting Five Guys. I have never had In-N-Out but judging from the pictures I've seen, I bet Five Guys is better.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      it is better.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >I have never had In-N-Out but judging from the pictures I've seen, I bet Five Guys is better.
      They're not really comparable. In-N-Out is closer to McDonald's than Five Guys.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      That's what you get for buying a combo, who does that anymore? What's the value in getting a big cup of nasty, dry fries when you're already eating a hamburger?

  6. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    its literally the best burgers ever but there's poorgays who have to work 5 hours to afford to eat there that will tell you differently

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      >there's
      illiterate much?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        frick you i grew up speaking spanish

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          my condolences

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >frick you i grew up speaking spanish
          Go back

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >"illiterate much"
        grammar much?

  7. 7 days ago
    Chud Anon

    “The best burger we’ve ever had!” - The Nosehair Gazette, Saskatoon Saskatchewan

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      frick off name queer

      • 7 days ago
        Chud Anon

        Please don’t downvote my posts dude, I really need this

        frick you i grew up speaking spanish

        Name 12 Karol G songs

  8. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I've hated 5 guys before it was a meme because of the prices. It's shit.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Grindr is free

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      poorgay seethe and cope

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I mean I hated it before the prices became a meme. I would unironically rather have McDonald's.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >McDonalds
          >closed kitchen
          >brown DNA excretions in your burger
          you get what you pay for...dog food for cattle

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I don't eat McDonald's either. That's what I'm saying. Five Guys is so shit I even prefer McDonald's.

            5 guys has always sold premium burgers at premium prices way to out yourself as a zoomer

            Five Guys was not memepriced when it first came out. It was still shit though.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          5 guys has always sold premium burgers at premium prices way to out yourself as a zoomer

  9. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    burger looks like shit

    • 7 days ago
      Chud Anon

      That’s because it’s a bait thread so we can complain about 5 Guys prices. Cmon dawg keep up.

  10. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What i dont understand is why don't they season they patties. Wouldn't it be good for business a s a whole if they just salt and peppey the patties? Is it better for businiess for the to just skip that step? Even McDon and Wendy season they patties don't tehy?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      There are plenty of morons (like OP) that not only enjoy flavorless burgers but are also willing to pay through the nose for them

  11. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    in n out remains undefeated

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      in n out fries dont look like that

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        That's because it's west coast california shit, it looks like wienerroach poo.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          as a latinx Texan I must admit in n out is the GOAT

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            texas might as well be the west coast

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              Texas might as well be America

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                in that it should die? yeah

  12. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I had a homemade burgers the other week and it reminded me of Five Guys. I should try making more of them.

  13. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's a bag of Dick's.

  14. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    5 goys? Are you some kind of california homosexual cult type that wears vans and sketcheters?

  15. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Hopefully they offer cigarettes because I like to smoke after getting FRICKED by their prices!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Only Black folk smoke crack and newports.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing's going to wake you up like bashing your pinky toe late at night on some hard metal chair leg, that'll wake even the strong one up. BANG, a pinky toe goes right into some chair leg or something then it's wakeup time.

  17. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    TRUST A FRENCHIE AT YOUR OWN PERIL

  18. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Can't you cook burgers yourself?

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      No because I'm fat and lazy.

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Good fries but you're paying 30$ for the very same thing you could be making at home for a fraction of the price. The burgers taste exactly the same as what you can make at home, they're not special or anything unique.

    If it was cheaper i'd consider it again but anywhere outside the US, five guys sells their food at an extremely inflated premium, at that price you can dine in for two at a decent local bistro.

  20. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    Best burgers hands down. Anyone who disagrees is just a poor gay who can’t afford to have 5 guys

  21. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I'll happily pay the 18 dollars for my burger and fries and smugly post about how much I love it

  22. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    for me posts and threads should be autobanned.

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