For me, it's biblically accurate bread.

For me, it's biblically accurate bread.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What beans tho?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know. Beans.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lentils

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lentils or fava beans

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That shit it awesome but it demolishes the roof of my mouth if i toast it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      With this kind of bread you have to toast it until you feel the outside just barely crisping up. Or do it in a hot pan so the outside browns faster. It's just too dense to toast normally until it actually turns brown.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezekiel 4:9
    King James Version
    9 Take thou also unto thee wheat, and barley, and beans, and lentiles, and millet, and fitches, and put them in one vessel, and make thee bread thereof, according to the number of the days that thou shalt lie upon thy side, three hundred and ninety days shalt thou eat thereof.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      drop the bible verse about getting your cousin's daughter as just payment for working on his farm for a few years. that's my favorite.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That was a personal agreement among two people, not a prescriptive act

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if it's your favorite you should post it so that i may read it and cross-reference it to see if you're lying or not.
        😉

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >getting your cousin's daughter as just payment for working on his farm for a few years
        are you implying it's bad to take family in to live with you?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >are you implying it's bad to take family in to live with you?
          It's a bad thing to put yourself in a family member

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          all these years and yet you still have nothing beyond "you look like this"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but how does that affect you personally!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bible verse about bread
            >"HEY NOW DO THE ONE ABOUT THE COUSIN'S DAUGHTER, CHRISTIANS BTFO"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Fitches
      Did they really bake birds into their bread in the Bible?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Ameriacan Goldfinch
        YEAAAAAAAAAAAHH

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I used to think these were escaped canaries

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saw one of these snipe a bunch of insects mid-air, pretty cool. Also stuck out like a sore thumb, being bright yellow seems not so well-adapted.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          First time seeing a bird?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That homosexualry only flies if the skies aren't dominated by chad birds looking to tear you a new one

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          t. drab looking cuck who doesn't get all the b***hes.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Black birds are the best, and if they WANT to they can just sit in the sun and BTFO permacoloreds

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Actually it's polecat.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      convenient how they cut out the next part
      Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.” 13 The Lord said, “In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them.”

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        convenient how you cut out the next part
        14 Then I said, “Not so, Sovereign Lord! I have never defiled myself. From my youth until now I have never eaten anything found dead or torn by wild animals. No impure meat has ever entered my mouth.”

        15 “Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          baking it over shit is still baking it over shit

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dry animal dung was used as fuel since prehistoric times and even today it is used for fuel by more than two billion people in many countries around the world.

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dry_animal_dung_fuel

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              if you're not baking the bread over shit you're not following the recipe
              the smoky fecal flavor is a part of the experience.

              people pretend to be holy and virtuous until it means doing something they don't want to

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              based poop fuel expert

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I watched Turtles III

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              t.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Does posting on the Internet count as breaking his vow of silence?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            poop from animals that eat grass isn't as smelly as poop from other animals.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Fuel is fuel. They really didn't have vast deciduous forests and couldn't mine coal.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah they should just go pick up a bag of charcoals or cut down those forests out in the desert and plains

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You forgot the last bit.
          16: "No way gay lol"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no trans fats
    i doubt even american bread has trans fats

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They were outlawed years ago

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is it true that there's a loophole around that where you can legally have a food say 0g of trans fat if the actual number was within .5g or so?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If its naturally occurring trans fat yes

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezekiel 23:20
    There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The point is that you're supposed to be disgusted by it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God just knows.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course she did. All women are prostitutes. Always have been.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine eating food that isn't 50% corn syrup.... *smdh* God, (a black woman of color) help us!

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ezekiel 42:
    >18. So shall thee take a bucket filled with the excrement of a horse and pour it on thine head. In doing so will the wonders of bread making be revealed to thee.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    best breakfast: you get a slice of ezekiel bread out of the freezer, toast it, spread nice thick laura scudder's peanut butter on top, then add chopped pecans and/or walnuts and raisins on top
    perfect filling tasty nutritious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's this but with homemade cherry jam

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      May as well eat a 2x4

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's quite delicious and nice
        try it out and see for yourself

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wish I can find this at my grocers but I don't think they have Ezekiel anywhere in my area so I just settle for Dave's killer bread

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ezekiel 4:9 (R)
    >(R)
    C'mon, you can't ACTUALLY register a Bible verse as a trademark, right? That's infringing on God's copyright.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God's copyright is in Hebrew so this English should be safe.

      Should be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's public domain but not as a food brand and product

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