for me, it's Marie Sharp, the best hot sauce.

for me, it's Marie Sharp, the best hot sauce.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it’s Marie’s saucy counterpart Melinda

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Melinda is a fake poormans Marie

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve had and enjoy both, I just prefer the bhut jolokia from Melinda over anything I’ve had from Marie, although in regards to equivalent sauces Marie is superior

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Xanthan Gum
          no thanks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why you scared of tree sap? Sap did something to you?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://www.quora.com/What-are-the-symptoms-of-xanthan-gum

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thank god I’ve been consuming it for years and I exhibit none of these symptoms phew

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's like a space ship's shields, eventually it'll get to 0 and then you'll be fricked. tick tock.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s how everything is at this point. Frick it I’ll die happy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dies sooner
                >can't enjoy food longer
                not wise

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your life is pretty shit if all you're capable of is enjoying food
                Just american things I guess

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I’ve been consuming it for years and I exhibit none of these symptoms phew

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based. I've smoked a pack of gays for thirty years and have no side effects.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >using Quora as an authority
                Holy shit moron, that's like 3 levels BELOW Wikipedo. It's as if you put Wikipedia and Pl*ebbit into a blender and then dosed it with moron juice and chatb0ts.
                You want a forum where morons tell other morons how to do shit Wrong? Go to that site.
                Even the Doctors on there give conflicting info.

                Anyway...

                https://i.imgur.com/uwlTioM.jpeg

                for me, it's Marie Sharp, the best hot sauce.

                Have only tried a little of it so far, but Tingly Ted's just showed up at the local pound shop.
                So far so good--very lemony.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Reminder to boycott Melinda's

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >chunky hot sauce
    yeah no thanks

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >watery battery acid tasting vinegar
      into the thraSH

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        non chunky hot sauce is just pepper and vinegar

        >pepper, vinegar
        :/
        >pepper, vinegar, xanthan gum
        :O

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      non chunky hot sauce is just pepper and vinegar

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been enjoying the Guatemalan hot sauce lately

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >microplastics estrogenic troony homosexualry
      no thanks

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pilpul goatse goyslop cuckold?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >plastic bottle
          you're asking for trouble

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >bakelite receptacle
            surely it's an unwise idea

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >formaldehyde
              unwise it is.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >carbon-bearing molecule with a singular aldehyde group
                foolhardy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I tried the red kind once and thought it was weird. It has flour in is as a thickener, which I haven't seen elsewhere.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My parents bought me a sampler from Marie Sharp's a few years ago and it is, hands down, the best hot sauce I have ever had. I'd like to try to emulate it at home.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Sauce log # 769: Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce.
    >Whilst taking a weekend stroll through Newbury Comics and perusing the Funko Pop offerings, I happened upon a display most intriguing: various bawdily-labeled bottles and jars of that red ambrosia most dearest to my heart. My humor tickled and my taste buds tantalized, I simply had to - had to! - acquire one of each - no less than 6 bottles - to add to my (rather expansive) collection. I bid the cashier adieux and headed back to my apartment with exposed brick walls.
    >Now, where to start with Professor Prolapse's Seven Septillion Scoville Total Eclipse of the Shart Sauce? The label is a most humorous thing, depicting what appears to be a Martian landscape with a man in lab refinery dragging his gaunt, agonized body across a vast desert, his anus having prolapsed and caught fire, trawling behind him like a smoldering red wedding train. I chuckle heartily at the daft scenario and proceed to open the bottle.
    >Fragrance: Astringent leather and capsicum forward; notes of alium, smoke, electric fire, feline piss. Very mature. My mouth begins to water.
    >Taste test: I dab 5 ml of the tip of my tongue and swish it about my mouth. And lo, lo, for the fields of Elysium have opened up before me, so godly is the sauce! Yet it is not taste which immediately elevates me to such a state (though the taste is very good); nay, it is the HEAT, my dear reader, the divine HEAT of Helios that surges across my tongue and through my nervous system that defines any concoction by that culinary alchemist Professor Prolapse. The name is not the utterings of a blackguard: this is not a hot sauce for the uninitiated.
    >Final score: 81/100. Pairs nicely with a thrice-hopped IPA.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      where can i buy that hot sauce? sounds awesome

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This has become my new favorite recently.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >microplastic cancer
      cringe

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        man the mods need to start banning you /misc/ morons on sight
        imagine being so triggered by a plastic container you feel the need to go into a thread and b***h about it. what the frick does that accomplish?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the fact you got triggered by a simple scientific observation proves that those estrogenic hormones has turned you into a transexual freak.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Irrevocably mindbroken

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good stuff

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So hot it'll burn ya twice!
      Always with the anus references

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there any trick to digesting capsaicin? It destroys my body for 24 hours even stuff like cholula, I've given up on spice

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to dab a little bit of hot sauce on your butthole before eating, it helps to build up tolerance.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poppamies brand from Finland has very good sauce varities.

      I dont have science to prove it, but in my experience the most important thing is to not consume any products that contain capsaicin contentrated extracts. Get stuff that has real chili fruit in it and only that capsaicin in it that is from those.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Water, jalapeño peppers, onion, sugarcane vinegar, sugar, salt, garlic, xanthan gum (thickener), coriander, ascorbic acid (antioxidant), coloring (E141)
        >did not remove the plastic cap
        cringe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>did not remove the plastic cap
          plastic cap on an otherwise glass bottle is probably enforced regulation by some lefty gayprostitute EU politicians.

          Anyways, point was, dont buy garbage with capsaicin concentrated extract. You want it to have as much flavor and capscaisin just from real fruit in the product.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pussy gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >is there any trick to digesting capsaicin?
      Yes
      >even stuff like cholula
      But not for you

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeh

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    VARK'IES
    WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gentleperson

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me too, it's the best hot sauce.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I only use 4 hot sauces:
    Tabasco Habanero, Tapatìo, Matouk's Calypso and El Yucateco XXX.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      all shit, t.b.h

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't care, didn't ask.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Don't care, didn't ask. just sharing my thoughts.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ^0/10
    >NO U

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