For me, it's Secret Aardvark. The best hot sauce

For me, it's Secret Aardvark.
The best hot sauce

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ' the frick outta 'ere with jive ass shit

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember when 'vark posting was the latest thing. "Have a 'vark for a lark" we'd say. Kids these days just post ecelebs, eat hot chip, and lie.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lamao

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vark cuck posts got me addicted to this board. I wish my wife gave me good boy points.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the ‘vark archives proving ‘vark posting really was the ‘vark company shilling their shitty tomato sauce here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *varchives

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just LOVE LOVE LOVE a #womanowned business that supports BIPOC in my local community!

    Doesn't it get you guys excited when a company is here to #crushthepatriarchy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really need to just start guillotining anyone who unironically uses the word equity

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can't tell if this a joke or legitimate ignorance about basic economics

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Found someone who needs the guillotine.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Can't tell if this is a joke or legitimate ignorance about the state of corporations in [current year].
          Anyway, Secret Aardvark is decent enough but very overrated. It's main selling point is that it can be used with anything, but being a jack-of-all-trades hardly justifies the hype. It's barely spicy and there are better tasting mild sauces that are just as versatile.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's also ridiculously overpriced, I'm not paying $9 for a bottle of okay-ish hot sauce just because of the silly meme name. I'd literally rather just get a 99c bottle of Valentina that tastes just as good and actually has some kick to it

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What word do I use to quantify the value of my house less the outstanding mortgage?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hWQGx5j.jpg

      SO POWERFUL!

      Sure am glad I never bought any of their shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, homosexual. I shoplift my vark sauce and then intentionally dont enjoy it when i use it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      has getting angry at these people improved your life in anyway?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/hWQGx5j.jpg

      SO POWERFUL!

      The sauce tastes good and it's technically women cooking. I don't care how they spend their money because I'm not a commie fascist unlike (you).

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        has getting angry at these people improved your life in anyway?

        >t.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SO POWERFUL!

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd eat it

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yellow bird makes really great hot sauces. Their ghost pepper is my favorite.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I knew the guy who made that sauce. I went to a Halloween party at Scott's place and he had this room cordoned off with DO NOT CROSS police tape. He got really drunk and someone pulled out a glass bowl and he smoked methamphetamines in front of everyone. He started clenching his jaw really hard and talking a lot. Someone complimented a painting in his living room and he started talking about how he bought it from a SS officer's great grandson. Then one weird quiet guy started talking to him about Hitler and stuff and Scott got up and ran to the room and unblocked it then he ran back to the living room and I'm talking about sprinting back and forth. He ushered me and several other people into that room and started picking things up and pointing things out and explaining the history behind them. Needless to say I was extremely uncomfortable. Scott had like 20 bayonet knives with nazi markings on them. He had several old, tattered swastika flags. The propeller of a Nazi biplane was hanging on the wall. He showed us a rack of real uniforms and he boasted about meeting one of the Nazis that wore it. Most people left the room, and some even left the party at this point. I tried to walk out, but Scott blocked the door and made me help him and that weird guy pull a war chest into the living room. It had to have weighed at least 300lb. I tried to get Scott to calm down and mellow out but he accused me of being a communist which I denied. I tried to excuse myself because I was understandably uncomfortable being there. He opened the chest and pulled out a collection of Luger pistols. He made me sit down and at some point he smoked another bowl of meth. I was frozen as he pulled out pistol after pistol each with several Nazi markings on the barrels and frames. He said they were all matching serial #s and the whole chest was worth $450,000.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when the drugs came out, I'd have simply left immediately

      As far as collectors go, if you don't already collect art and historical artifacts, of whatever type, you're investing your money in funds and stocks instead, right? Or you do not think about those kinds of things? Spend all you make?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He said he added a chemical to one of the flavors of his sauce so that it would be especially painful in your eyes and he had it holstered and ready at the hip.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Vinegar Sauce

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s overpriced as shit but if I can find the bogo I’ve really been liking Truff hotter sauce lately

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no do they really employ white people? That's outrageous.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this sauce actually good, i see very different reviews, for example this one:

    I'm not a fan of this sauce. I've never had a time when I thought it added something to my dish or sandwich. It's not a bad sauce but it just doesn't go well with anything. It tastes a lot like the taco sauce you get in the taco package from the store. Taco shells, seasoning for minced meat and taco sauce. Spiciness is perfect.

    is it really that bad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are those who can't hark the Vark, but if you live the Vark life you can't help answering the call. Always Varkin'.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are not fooling anyone, Jay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you really love it don't you

        I finished off a bottle and have a mostly full one in the fridge. It has a nice heat to it and the flavor is good, very tomato forward. I would generally agree that it's not really a versatile sauce though, I really only use it on eggs or texmex style foods.

        thanks, got it. might try it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Probably op, aka some portland commie smthat begrudgingly keeps the tradition up.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I finished off a bottle and have a mostly full one in the fridge. It has a nice heat to it and the flavor is good, very tomato forward. I would generally agree that it's not really a versatile sauce though, I really only use it on eggs or texmex style foods.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sucks. The first ingredient is tomato lol. Don’t get suckered into buying it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        good point

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can someone please explain: other than tacos, what do I put hot sauce on?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs, sandwiches, grilled meats, fried chicken, sausages, sardines, dumplings, pizza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Burgers, burritos, cheap steaks, teriyaki, chicken wings, soup

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yellowbird is better

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Facts

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >btfos your favorite hot sauce

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