Overall, waffle is the ideal final-form of a fried potato.
Under ideal conditions, tots can indeed surpass waffle. However, this requires being fried to perfection; a very small window for tots, outside of which they are over/under done. Additionally, they must be consumed within a single-digit amount of minutes after being removed from the fryer. As such, it is impossible in our physical universe for tots to be good in any to-go/delivery form; they must be eaten at either a restaurant who makes them to order, or at home from your own fryer.
Waffle fries are able to withstand a to-go delay (within reason) between cooking and eating without becoming shit, which is why they outrank tots overall. Tots can only reach their potential with ideal conditions, and reality is rarely an ideal condition.
I think you may have misunderstood.
No fried potato is nearly as good cold as when it’s hot/fresh.
My point was that a tot is the superior option when it can be had fresh. But a waffle fry is better overall because if you’re doing to-go, a tepid/cold waffle fry is still much better than a tepid/cold tot.
>For me, its smiley faces
I miss them so much anon, no other product compares to the smiles. once covid started they stopped selling them around me and never came back, mccains website says they don't even sell any of their products within 25 miles of me anymore. idk what to do like can I request that a store stocks them? is that a thing?
i also miss the oreida cottage fries, these were one of my all time favorites. the last time I remember having them was probably 2008 or something, I think they were discontinued around that time maybe. they were so fricking delicious.
This.
Nothing beats those deliciously seasoned factory-formed discs or slabs of scrap potato. Sure, you might like fries on your burger, but they pale in insignificance compared to the CRUNCH you'd get if you put a hash brown patty in there.
Truly the supreme, unflinching Chad of the fried potato world.
>drive to Rally’s near my college apartment because cheap burger promotion >place order at speaker >pull up to window >middle-aged basketball lady opens window and leans out a bit. I hand her my card as she’s looking at her register >she suddenly holds still, turning only her head to stare at me. Like some uncanny T-800 type movement and says ”Boy, you smell good” >leans out of her drive through window to the point of literally sticking her head into my car and takes a long sniff, and remarks “Damn, boy, you smell good” >Pulls herself back into proper window position and swipes my card, gives it back, and hands over my order >I try to take the bag from her and she gives me a creepy 1000yd stare, while continuing to grip the bag, and saying “You best not be leaving the house smelling so good less you lookin to get molested”. Then she lets go of the bag.
I have not had a Rally’s since.
Based on some torturous shit demons would feed tortured souls in hell, maybe. They're fricking disgusting. Easily the very worst possible fry of all. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
Smileys hold a gallon of grease each, try squeezing one some time
No they dont. Cook them in the oven
Worked
It says deep fried in the picture
How did those food scientists manage to compress a liquid like that?
>for me
>let me guess
>now that the dust has settled
have a nice day
>WORDS BAD
>EMOJIS AND REDDIT MSPAINT MEMES GOOOOD
I have always gravitated towards steak fries or potato wedges
Probably the two options with the highest ration of potato (apple of earth) to oil there is here.
For me, its smelley faeces
I'm going for the standard cut
For me its Ragusea's a la Chlebowski
bitches love smiley faces
I like the Hasselback potato, delicious, fancy and tasty.
I like fried potato cubes.
Overall, waffle is the ideal final-form of a fried potato.
Under ideal conditions, tots can indeed surpass waffle. However, this requires being fried to perfection; a very small window for tots, outside of which they are over/under done. Additionally, they must be consumed within a single-digit amount of minutes after being removed from the fryer. As such, it is impossible in our physical universe for tots to be good in any to-go/delivery form; they must be eaten at either a restaurant who makes them to order, or at home from your own fryer.
Waffle fries are able to withstand a to-go delay (within reason) between cooking and eating without becoming shit, which is why they outrank tots overall. Tots can only reach their potential with ideal conditions, and reality is rarely an ideal condition.
You got your tot and waffle science backwards almost every time I get take home waffle fries they're cold when I get home.
I think you may have misunderstood.
No fried potato is nearly as good cold as when it’s hot/fresh.
My point was that a tot is the superior option when it can be had fresh. But a waffle fry is better overall because if you’re doing to-go, a tepid/cold waffle fry is still much better than a tepid/cold tot.
Gimme chili cheese potato wedges.
>For me, its smiley faces
I miss them so much anon, no other product compares to the smiles. once covid started they stopped selling them around me and never came back, mccains website says they don't even sell any of their products within 25 miles of me anymore. idk what to do like can I request that a store stocks them? is that a thing?
i also miss the oreida cottage fries, these were one of my all time favorites. the last time I remember having them was probably 2008 or something, I think they were discontinued around that time maybe. they were so fricking delicious.
I was raped by my uncle in 2008
damn that sucks did he at least prepare a fried potato product for you afterwards? perhaps oreida cottage fries?
no he just kept screaming
>HERE COMES THE POTATO TORNADO ANON
but he never gave me one
You have never struggled a single attosecond of your life
>attosecond
i had to look that word up. it took many billions of attoseconds
Of all fried potatoes, I strongly prefer hashbrown patties. No, they're not just big tater tots.
This.
Nothing beats those deliciously seasoned factory-formed discs or slabs of scrap potato. Sure, you might like fries on your burger, but they pale in insignificance compared to the CRUNCH you'd get if you put a hash brown patty in there.
Truly the supreme, unflinching Chad of the fried potato world.
standard or shoestring are the only acceptable styles, but I would like to try garlic
is it just me or does the chili and cheese on 14 look shooped on
Rallys>waffle>curly>steak
>Rallys
Enjoy your molestation.
>drive to Rally’s near my college apartment because cheap burger promotion
>place order at speaker
>pull up to window
>middle-aged basketball lady opens window and leans out a bit. I hand her my card as she’s looking at her register
>she suddenly holds still, turning only her head to stare at me. Like some uncanny T-800 type movement and says ”Boy, you smell good”
>leans out of her drive through window to the point of literally sticking her head into my car and takes a long sniff, and remarks “Damn, boy, you smell good”
>Pulls herself back into proper window position and swipes my card, gives it back, and hands over my order
>I try to take the bag from her and she gives me a creepy 1000yd stare, while continuing to grip the bag, and saying “You best not be leaving the house smelling so good less you lookin to get molested”. Then she lets go of the bag.
I have not had a Rally’s since.
I don't let black people cook my food and I don't eat somewhere if they have black employees. Simple as.
you can buy it at a grocery store
Are you me and was Rally's Popeyes? Because similar shit happens to me at Popeyes all the time, and not always by a worker.
For me? It's Steak Fries.
All of those are amazing except for curly, matchstick, and potato tornado
unhealthy
double-fried??
WHERE MY SHOESTRING homieS AT
Crinkle is my favorite. Smileys with with beans and fish fingers is god tier nostalgia comfort food tho
Sweet potato fries are based
Based on some torturous shit demons would feed tortured souls in hell, maybe. They're fricking disgusting. Easily the very worst possible fry of all. You ought to be ashamed of yourself.