for me, its Stubbs

for me, its Stubbs

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Hickory Bourbon is so much better than the Original.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I like to keep it simple

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me, it's the mesquite flavor Stubbs.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But anon, the sauce is the boss, it says it right on the bottle
    Once I tried stubbs when I was in europe because I couldn’t find the boss anywhere, it was kinda shit ngl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is complete slander, Stubbs is king.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He can't consume any BBQ sauce that doesn't have High Fructose Corn Syrup as the first ingredient.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would literally KILL you if you brought this to my barbecue. SBR is made of high fru tone corn syrup and caramel color. Stubbs is made of pure soul and flavour. Did you know that "sweet" baby ray isn't even black? He's just some pasty white dude. No. Not having it. If you are from the south, you use my nagger Stubb's fine barbecue sauce. Don't post that trash in my thread ever again. This is your only warning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I really don't want to wade in to this holy war as I mostly enjoy making/cooking my own sauces. However, at this year's July 4th party, a Sweet Baby Ray's derived sauce did go over particularly well. Not sure exactly where I read about it.

      Basically, an entire bottle of Sweet Baby Ray's Hispanicy or whatever the fuck it is. Not the hickory and not the original. It goes into a grill-safe pot. Next, equal parts chicken stock, very preferably homemade. Then, a piece of whole ginger the size of your thumb, then a whole yellow onion peeled and quartered. Finally a fuckton of freshly ground black pepper, probably a little less than 1/8 cup.

      Here's the thing: this shit gets *weird* over heat. You really need a whisk so it doesn't want to explode early on. The sauce and broth really do not want to mix. Anyways, once you whisk it and tame it a bit on low heat, you can simmer it and then discard ginger and onions. If you can get some grill smoke on it, do so.

      I was surprised it was so popular. The guests ate it all and people asked me for the recipe which I was too embarressed to give out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot, combine sauce and broth over low heat and bring to simmer, whisking, about 5 min. Add ginger and onions, simmer for about 20 min, discarding ginger and onions at the end. If you can, expose to bbq smoke for 15 min or so.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I was too embarressed
        Stopped reading right here.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/bTCjIdH.jpg

      You’re just a pleb heathen if you aren’t mixing SBR teriyaki with hoisin sauce. The pineapple really bring authenticity to your Q

      right brand, wrong bottle

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’ve now experienced true greatness

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    where my kinder's bros at?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Right here Satan I love that stuff.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They switched to plastic bottles. Fuck Kinder’s.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why does it matter? microplastic memes aside

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Per-_and_polyfluoroalkyl_substances

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The king of sauces and seasonings.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's Ja/ck/'s best bbq sauce you'll every taste

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you aren't making your own you can't go wrong with the Bull.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      More like bull shit!

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Nigga

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I take this sauce out to use I say "stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuubs" with a southern Blackid accent.
    but it's not bad tbh.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because McCormick is still paying his family for the rights to use his name.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    They have in Africa. And they are worse than the "ghettos" of America

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Arguing about the best bottled bbq sauce is like arguing about the best macro lager or sect of Christianity. None of the minor variations really matter when there’s always the option of just not consuming any of them. Seriously, bbq sauce is one of the few things that takes zero culinary skill. You literally throw shit in a pot, simmer for awhile, stir it occasionally, blend it and strain. Even the most average recipe will give you something better than any sauce you’ll find on a grocery store shelf.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >Something about America makes African Americans violent as fuck
    I wonder if it could be centuries of state enforced oppression and easy access to millions of guns

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's access to modernity. Blacks are perfectly adapted to the hunter gatherer lifestyle in the savanna

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >every single building is the same shade of beige or tan, and all are built in the same mid-century brutalist style
          Imagine living like that
          No fucking wonder South Africans are all killing themselves

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did the alien spaceship ever come back to pick up Wikus van der Merwe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How come Asians are just fine? They were shanghaied and enslaved and have guns, but they don't kill people anywhere near the same rate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asians earn more than whites do and they aren't constantly bombarded with degenerate media encouraging hood shit. They also tend to not report crimes in their communities.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's genetic. Being violent deadbeats is what comes naturally to them.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    That's it. I'm ordering an entire crate and giving a bottle to each of my neighbors.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I usually make my own sauce but McMaster's is great.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is pretty good shit.
    About as good as anything I could make at home, probably better.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This shit is dank. Stubbs used to be a go-to but this is cheaper and tastes better imo.

    Ingredients: Water, Sugar, Tomato Paste, Distilled Vinegar, Salt, Paprika, Corn Starch, Natural Smoke Flavor, Chili Powder (Chili Pepper, Hispanices, Salt, Garlic Powder), Hispanice, Dried Onion, Garlic Powder, Natural Flavor, Citric Acid.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based HEB shopper. Yanks don't know what they're missing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah, brother. Don't forget to pick up your free item Sunday (every Sunday you get a coupon for a free item in the HEB app).

        Highly recommend this pizza while we're on the topic.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Memphis always feels too vinegary for my liking. I prefer when it's smokier or has more molasses.

      Based HEB shopper. Yanks don't know what they're missing.

      >Yanks don't know what they're missing
      I do, but we don't have any HEBs up in Ohio. At best, I can cope with Kroger.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You’re just a pleb heathen if you aren’t mixing SBR teriyaki with hoisin sauce. The pineapple really bring authenticity to your Q

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying, but I honestly can't even imagine being this gay.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sweet baby bitch sauce
      fuck off bitch

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stubb's is one of the worst venues in austin. i hate going to see shows there. i have only made a couple exceptions, and i've usually regretted it. that place sucks. i have no opinion about the food or bbq sauce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Really? What don't you like about it? I've seen Mellencamp, Ween and Willie Nelson at Stubb's and it was kickass every time.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what's the difference between memphis and kc sauce types?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Think vinegar, Hispanicy, thinner (Memphis) vs thicker, sweeter, a touch smokier (KC).

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer Kinder

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sweet Baby Ray's is fucking gross because of how sugary it is. Stubb's is much better but its also a bit too sweet. If you have the time using Stubb's as a base and adding more acid and Hispanice works pretty well. Sweet Baby Ray's is trash and should be thrown at people you don't like.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Famous Dave's Georgia mustard. They don't even serve it at the tables anymore, you can only buy new bottles of it at the restaurant, but only if they actually stock the fucking things

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did this survive, but aunt Jemima and uncle Bens got axed? Motherfucker looks like a cartoon from the 1930's.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      thats the real stubbs

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a photo. Stubb was a real person, not a caricature invented by an advertising firm.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    big fan of stubbs
    might get crazy and try the dr. pepper flavor

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the good shit.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this is better. you're gay.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If ya don't know, now you know nigga.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's with the ebonics?

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer KC Masterpiece but Stubbs is good, too.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dats wacist

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought that shit was just to hide the taste of low grade meat

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've got a stub for you.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because nobody knows about or cares about Stubbs BBQ sauce. Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are household names, so they probably had hundreds of twitter fags spamming them with messages about how racist it is to have images of the company founders on their logos

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    American fake microplastic sauce

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