For me, it's the 3rd pint

For me, it's the 3rd pint

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >DUDE its JUST like the choccy milk we drank as kids! But get this... ITS GOT BOOZE so its also an ADULT DRINK!!

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      picrel

      Go drink bailey's or sumshit you insufferable homosexual. As an actual suggestion amaretto in chocolate milk is decent

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just had that at the brew house, enjoyed it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I know nothing about beer yet I must rage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp. American craft "beer" makes me wanna vomit. If you drank this in a pub or in public over here you would be laughed at nonstop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are bongs really so deranged they berate people over what they're drinking in public?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah if you drank any of the childish crap posted itt it's highly likely you would get called a tosser, wanker, etc..

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no wonder your food is so bad, you are literally too cowardly to try anything else.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oi this lad thinks hes better than a CHIP BUTTY

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Milk stouts originated in England you dimwit. It's literally just a stout with lactose in it for sweetness, and chocolate is a common flavor associated with stouts.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats why you dont drink it in public, homosexual

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just add vodka and Irish cream to some chocolate milk?

    I don't get why I should want a brew instead of just alcoholic chocolate milk. I knew children can consent as early as they understand the word.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I knew children can consent as early as they understand the word.
      Have a seat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you'd be better off with chocolate liqueur and cream.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can I just add vodka to ovaltine and milk?

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer more coffee and dark chocolate with less sweetness. Any porter is a good porter though, except g*iness, fuck that shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me it's Old Rasputin.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another excellent choice. Lately I've been preferring straight up porters with no pretense but founders is pretty stout and oily even though it isn't called one.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dark, rich, and sexy

      SEXY? WTF?

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    drink Murphy's stout or your mother will die in your sleep tonight

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blocks your path

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot pic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The GOAT. Haven't been able to find it for a few years now even though the same store stocks that brand of seltzer.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    4Hands is based

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess based for their former taproom manager being a literal rapist creep

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >former tampon manager being a literal rapist creep
        what?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Idk anything about that but their beer is good

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like Guinness Extra Stout. The "real" stouts and porters are gross. If I wanted to drink coffee I'd drink coffee.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but guinness tastes like bread.
      if you wanted to drink bread would you not just drink bread?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think it tastes like bread

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is the 3rd pint when you BRAAAPPP uncontrollably or let out a little squirt?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is for my girlfriend and it’s my favorite thing about her

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related is the worst milk stout on earth, but the label is cute.
    I do not care for the chocolate ones in my opinion.
    my favorite is Left Hand Brewing Nitro Milk Stout which has chocolate and vanilla flavors but its more subtle

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A local brew pub did an Oreo milk stout like 4 years ago, and it was amazing. I wish they'd do it again. The chocolate was more subtle and it was super creamy despite being regular carbonation instead of nitro beergas. I can't imagine how good it would have been on nitro.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you sound white

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thank you for noticing.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This stuff tastes great, and the fact it says "DEATH" with the skull and crossbones makes me feel manly and badass while drinking it unlike those childish cow cartoons and shit.

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