For me, it's the humble jelly bean, the most patrician of all snacks.

For me, it's the humble jelly bean, the most patrician of all snacks.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You DO soak them first, right anon?

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all suger
    >no good bards
    >no good fast
    >zero protien

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      overpriced hipster shit

      doesn't really taste better than cheaper pepperoni sticks

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I put that wet, moist beef jerky in my dehydrator. Slim jims as well (make a few cuts along the shaft)
        slightly cheaper than buying my own steak to slice and marinate

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hipster vegans like beef jerky

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          beef jerky is for that pseudo-manly type of hipster who obsesses about straight razors, cast-iron skillets, and mustache-care products and cosplays as a Canadian lumberjack

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          "hipster" doesn't only apply to bay area soiboy tech workers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That guy is 36 now.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I hate purchased masculinity so damn much.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Modern ''''''''''''Men'''''''''''''''

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/tO3QPPy.jpg

        "hipster" doesn't only apply to bay area soiboy tech workers

        Overpriced compared to what?
        I get bags of 10oz for $10; each oz is 11g of protein, which comes out to 330g/$30. To put that into perspective, 3lbs of salmon is $35 and is about 270g of protein while 3lbs of New York strip is $40 and about 320g. Only thing with better ratios is chicken at roughly $20 for 3lbs and 370g of protein. Jerky seems to be priced pretty fairly if not a little cheap relatively speaking
        Refrain from speaking on any other topic until you move out of your mother's basement thanks

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >t.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    used to be able to get a sack of jelly beans at the dollar tree. now they don't sell them at all at the dollar and a quarter tree.
    mom liked jelly bellies but they are so fucking expensive. i just want a cheap ass generic jelly bean bag sitting on my desk that i take one or two from a day

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >one or two from a day
      autistic homosexual

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        sweets need to last. they're bad for you. it's like the pepperoni in my desk drawer.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I liked them as a kid but I’m not a fan of unflavored centers. Now I like chewy fruit mix lemonheads and Mike & Ike’s

          >TFW hungry but already ate the desk ‘roni

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like they're super hit or miss.
    Anything other than jelly belly and suddenly my mouth gets ripped to shreds half the time.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    blocks your path

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me? I prefer sunflower seeds

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss ole Red frogs. the red frogs they make now are shit.

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