Poor anons, discuss the best places to get free food. I’m talking about stuff that they just hand to everyone at restaurants. I went to Chick-fil-A and realized they have free crackers and massive packets of salsa sitting out for anyone to take. That’s a whole meal you can just take home.
They hide the best things behind the counter. You just have to go up and say “I’d like an application please.”
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You're retarded if you think large companies are allowed to hire walk-ins and don't force online applications to weed out white people.
Wouldn't know. Retired at 39. Get fucked in the brave new world, kid.
free peanuts at five guys
Churches. Im goin saturday for a month worth of food.
produce sections
salvation army
outdoor seating near where boomers or office drones eat, they leave shit all the time
unattended uber cars
duck ponds
movie theaters (go in before the cleaning guy)
check cashing places for hard candy
bakery dumpsters
olive garden breadstick dine n dash
blackberry bushes
There are a ton of fast food places that just leave the orders out on a counter, nothing to stop you from grabbing them. Taco bell does this and they're everywhere but if you want something nicer I'm pretty sure chipotle does the same thing. Little Caesars is smart so they lock the pizzas up.
yep that too. theres a ton of free food out there
>duck ponds
Any body of water really. Not only are the ducks free but there's fish and easy to catch shellfish for the taking.
>duck ponds
>bakery dumpsters
While i was in university that was my main source of food
Food kitchen. Soup kitchen. Food bank.
These are all bullshit. I've been larping as homeless and the shocking (not shocking at all) are rotten with so much pretending to care, and bogarting resources like expired food and doling it all out like little emperors all while patting themselves on the back for being good people. Just cut out the middle man: dumpsters.
Just look up local charities and show up in crappy clothing, they don't check your W2 at the door.
What do they check?
Nothing, just cosplay as a poor person and say thank you when receiving your meal or bag of groceries. I know a neet who mapped out charities and ate six free meals on thanksgiving day.
You can do this but karma's gonna get you if you're not actually poor.
Define poor. Also karma is just religious crap, only the cold and strong surviv.
If you're ever running into money issues I don't see why you shouldn't take advantage of these programs.
>I know a neet who mapped out charities and ate six free meals on thanksgiving day.
This isnt a believable story
walk up to any chipotle during lunch hour when it's busy, have your phone in your hand and be looking at it, and say 'uber eats'
they'll just point you to the shelf with the mobile orders, grab any one and leave
Walk into grocery store.
Take food.
If you manage to fuck this up you get free food and free shelter.
When I was a kid (grew up in the system) I used to go to the nearby bakery and ask them for bread. They always had extra loaves and sometimes doughnuts to give me. Never felt any connection to religion but I'd go to church too for soup and warmth when it got cold out. Slept on those pews probably a hundred times.
I'm not poor but I work at a food pantry. I commute there because I live in an affluent area, and people need to know that food pantries really have a bad rap. Even in rough areas, you can get really decent food. Where I work, we typically give per person, 7-8 cans of food (chili, low salt vegetables, fruit packed in juice not syrup, prepared beans, soup), a bag of grain or cereal (like oatmeal, farina, brown rice), a can of tuna or chicken, peanut butter, a box of Mac and cheese and sometimes a filler which could be something like ramen, or a knorrs packet. In ADDITION to that, you get a ten pound box of fresh produce. You get onions, apples, peppers, etc. And in ADDITION to that is the food that local businesses donate. Yoi van walk away with a big bag of food, ten pounds of fresh fruit and veggies, bagels, prepared sandwiches, a loaf of bread, even sushi. And its all free. These places are run by churches and things like that, and a lot of people feel embarrassed to go and ask for a hand out, but its really silly. We operate exclusively for people like you who need the handout. We dont look down on you at all. So PLEASE, come take the food off of our hands, its good stuff and you deserve a good meal.
I don't go because I wouldn't want half of that stuff and 100% chance they would act like a dick about it. I don't have money for anything outside of food and shelter. It would also require borrowing a vehicle, which is not old and would be another thing to jeer at.
Nobody asked
I dont want handouts.
A foodbank run by literally any local church. Bonus points if you show up early and help them unload the truck so you get first pick of the shit they're handing out. I literally have two chest freezers filled with chicken and pork cuts and they all came from food banks. All I have to do to get it is fill out a form with lies and deal with the entitled black people that make up the other 99.9% of the people who show up to get free food.
>stealing from the poor
Oof
>stealing free stuff
>I have to lie to get it
>ITS NOT STEALING
The paperwork is just a formality for records, The food is for anybody who wants it.
>The paperwork is just a formality for record
Its literally not but ok
What is it literally for then
>That’s a whole meal
semen is very nutrient, just suck dicks and you'll end up with a free protein-dense food.
you can usually get some cum rations in the back room of your local adult bookstore if you're willing to work for it
If you've reached a point in your life where you're seriously eating free crackers and salsa as a meal then you need to get your shit together and get a job, not look for tips on other spots to find free ketchup packets.
>free crackers and massive packets of salsa
>That’s a whole meal you can just take home.