>french fries go good with hamburgers. >Potato chips go good with Hot Dogs. >none of these go well with pizza

>french fries go good with hamburgers
>Potato chips go good with Hot Dogs
>none of these go well with pizza
What is supposed to be the side dish for pizza?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    slalad 🙂

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this but unironically
      something with a nice vinaigrette to cut the grease

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What, like the thing that goats eat?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        goat ate sald, yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          love some caprese always ask them to hold the tomatos (i dont eat tomatos) and for extra dressing

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What a Black person.
            >Can you hold one of the only components that makes it a salad?
            What the frick is wrong with you?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/0M0tyC0.jpg

              >Hold the tomatoes
              >Extra dressing plz

              You sound exactly like my ex wife. No one is ever going to love you

              wow rude much

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >wow rude much
                >Can I have some cheese and dressing?
                GTFO out of here

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are the reason everyone thinks Americans are a joke. They sole burden lies on your shoulders

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [...]
                [...]
                wow rude much

                There's no way this isn't a troll. No one can be this fat and moronic at the same t--Oh my God it's an American isn't it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                obsessed

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              https://i.imgur.com/WQg8lck.jpg

              no

              But you're a dumb c**t too because you suggested cut up cheese and tomato as a side dish for pizza.
              It's like cutting up a hot dog to be the side for a hotdog, or melting cheese over ground beef as a side for a cheeseburger.
              Fricking disgraceful how moronic and pretentious you slops all are.
              At least breadsticks are, technically, something different.

              https://i.imgur.com/syI99Rd.jpg

              >french fries go good with hamburgers
              >Potato chips go good with Hot Dogs
              >none of these go well with pizza
              What is supposed to be the side dish for pizza?

              Pizza is low protein unlike the other two, so the correct side is a grilled chicken breast, unless there is chicken already on the pizza.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Pizza is low protein
                Don't be naive, most pizzas you'll find in major chains are full on fat and calories, adding any side dish, let alone chicken, won't help.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                one slice has 10g of protein and most people eat 3 slices so 30g vs a 38g for a serving of chicken plus thats just a cheese pizza
                so i guess what i'm trying to say is stfu b***h

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this post is so autistic I could almost believe you were mocking all of the other autists itt

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Hold the tomatoes
            >Extra dressing plz

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You sound exactly like my ex wife. No one is ever going to love you

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            For me, it's no tomato, no basil, no seasoning, and no dressing.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Potato chips go good with Hot Dogs
    no
    >What is supposed to be the side dish for pizza?
    oatmeal

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how does it feel to be a massive homosexual

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza
    the punchline is more pizza

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza is a complete meal, but salad and beer are the most common sides.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chips don't go with pizza? This guy's never played D&D in his life

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wings, obviously

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic or cheesy bread.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Caesar salad pairs perfectly with pizza

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      correct answer

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    onion rings and poutine

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Major chains have already answered this question for you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... although

      Garlic or cheesy bread.

      is more correct. These are Pokey Stix from Gumby's, a once-proud chain that could be found in many college towns but is now down to just a handful of locations.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I live in a gumbys town.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm slightly jealous. I haven't had them since college many years ago, and I'm far away from that town now.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why would you spread your legs open next to food like that? I don't need crotchfumes infecting my food

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              maybe he knows the concept of basic hygiene, anon

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why are they sitting on a concrete floor? Are they in a parking garage?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who was phone??

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That takes me back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        frick yeah. loved stick-it-to-me tuesdays

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/XgZ0rSx.jpg

      ... although [...] is more correct. These are Pokey Stix from Gumby's, a once-proud chain that could be found in many college towns but is now down to just a handful of locations.

      >bread pairs with.. uh, more bread I guess
      not how it works.

      Wings, obviously

      this is a good answer, but try not to pair meat with a meat pizza

      Caesar salad pairs perfectly with pizza

      this is an excellent answer

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        autist

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seeing that much dryness from the bread rolls is not appetizing. I think what would pair well with pizza is something moist but also something that can be eaten with your hands, like chicken wings

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bread sticks. Bread STICKS.
        But yes they look dry as frick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >main dish is flavored bread
      >side dish is non flavored bread
      haute cuisine

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pizza is a side dish for wings

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your dad's wiener is a side dish for my c**t

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MOM!!! Get off my boards!

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Salad for meat-focused pizzas or chicken wings for veg-focused ones.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you've been to a decent pizza buffet, salad pairs really nice with pizza, and you can dip the crust into the leftover dressing. This is why some places give you dipping sauces with the za.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Spaghetti of course

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Side dish for pizza?
    Fried Shrimp
    Fried Octopus
    Fish Nugget

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love Sub
      Europa Pasta
      Maxican Burger

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Love Sub
        >Europa Pasta
        >Maxican Burger

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That Maxican burger is only $1.28 US$
          Whatta DEAL for cheap and fast dysentery!

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nice joke but french fries are actually good with pizza

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pizza and wings. You can get pic if you need to have some form of potato.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The mojos at Shakey's pair pretty well too.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boiled Broccoli, trust me. The fresh taste of the broccoli will act as a palate cleanser between the bites of pizza so you really get to enjoy the salty fatty flavour of your pizza fresh each time.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic bread. What a weird question.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >yeah, uhh…can I get a pizza with a side of extra crust?
      Fricking moron.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If the crust isn't the best part, don't get pizza there ever again.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    breadsticks

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    god damn why isn't everyone fat do some people just hate pizza or what

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah just hate dumb fat fricks like you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Celery goes good on the side.

      Eat less.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Garlic bread you fricking dunce

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    None of you frickers went to Catholic school, or else you'd obviously say corn. Pizza's constant, inexplicable companion. (No, it really didn't work.)

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s so powerful I don’t think there’s a good side dish per se, although raw cucumbers (English or Persian, perhaps in a tomato and cucumber salad) or grilled zucchini would both be refreshing with it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cucumber as a pizza topping is god tier

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Potato wedges and hot wings

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mussels with a spicy marinara was traditional on the east coast in the 70s-80s. A cold italian sub or eggplant parm sub were also considered acceptable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      garlic/cheesy bread is one thing, but a whole ass sub as a side to pizza? do americans really??

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A family of four splitting a pie and a sub isn't that extravagant.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Peppermint Schnapps

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goes good with Popeyes chicken too

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fries or salad work great

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I wonder how Americans can get so fat, and then I see threads like these.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I swear i'm not a fatso but last time I ate brownies with my pizza at the same time at Cici's and it was a good combination of flavor.

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    antipasto salad and garlic knots

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mint eggs

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tendies
    /threat

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nacho Cheese Doritos

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