FRICK these things. Holy shit. Mouth is on fire. Nose is running. I'm sweating. What a waste of money.

FRICK these things. Holy shit. Mouth is on fire. Nose is running. I'm sweating. What a waste of money. How do people enjoy this?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i think people that enjoy their mouth hurting are just stupid

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you're full of shit op coles don't stock buldak

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They LITERALLY do. Right there in the noodle area with all the other chink shit

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They do if you live in an area full of ethnics.

      https://i.imgur.com/ko9VoSp.jpg

      FRICK these things. Holy shit. Mouth is on fire. Nose is running. I'm sweating. What a waste of money. How do people enjoy this?

      >How do people enjoy this?
      Do they enjoy it? I thought it was just a meme challenge shit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Do they enjoy it?
        Some people like the endorphin high afterwards.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >FRICK these things
    are we talking the people or the food or both?

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a thread about this every other day. Whyd you try it you moron?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because there's a thread about it every day.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just keep eating them until it stops being spicy, dummy.

    But the normal ones in the black package are better imo.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like you’re just a b***h. Try melting cheese on it if you are that much of a spice let

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sometimes I eat these when im depressed or having really bad withdrawals just to keep myself awake and aware that there's more in the world than just me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >there's more in the world than just me.
      Are you sure about that?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i've got one pack left. i'll eat it once i can find more
    love it. don't forget to dump all the water before adding the packet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to retain about a 1/4th cup of water before dumping the packet, and also add a couple slices of American cheese and some cream and miso butter

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i think its spicier without retaining water

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait until you shit it out, these things give everyone explosive diarrhea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Good. Better than using my finger.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's only the 2x spicy. 3x spicy can be a bit much when you're not prepared for it, but 2x?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The 2X is uncomfortably hot for people who don't have a tolerance built up

      cheddar spray cheese
      i personally put some blairs ultra death and a chopped up turkey dog

      >i personally put some blairs ultra death
      Okay that's just fricking ridiculous, do you hate your butthole?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i love how much it hurts, my runny nose, washing my hands five times, the pain is good

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Angels to some, demons to others.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Even the black pack is too hot for people who are only used to Tabasco/sriracha etc. hot sauces.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP is just memeing like le epic youtubers who pretend that it's so hot they're crying and puking. Seeing that made me instantly turn cold to the entire world of food challenges or whatever because they overreact like that every time but it was never stuff that I tried. 2x noodles is a comfy bowl of hot slop on a casual Friday night of drinking alone and to see them lose their shit over it just made me lose all interest.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love these but I've never added anything to them. What should I put in to give them a more balanced flavor?
    inb4 cheese, I'm amerilard but not that lard

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cheddar spray cheese
      i personally put some blairs ultra death and a chopped up turkey dog

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Shiitake mushrooms, spring onions, and fried tofu and/or those processed fried fish balls you can get from the Chinese shop freezer section.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It helps if you're not a fricking pussy

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    See that 2x at the top of the label? That means it's twice as spicy as the normal version. Not a big fan of the red packets, but the original ones in black packaging are great if you've got a good level of spice tolerance.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >buys spicy food
    >mad that it's spicy
    my homie are you genuinely moronic

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How do people enjoy this?
    good question, they are too spicy to enjoy

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to feel the pain so your brain will release the chemical endorphin

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    try the cheese ones, put in 30% of the red sauce, they're pretty nice

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yehhh Brahhh I agree 100%.
    Spicy Salt would be an apt description of what you posted.
    Give Trident instant noodles a go. The foreigners dont know about them, but they are the shit.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I that today for the first time. The normal chicken flavor to which I added my own chicken. It was surprisingly tasty but I felt like shit afterwards. Heavy, lethargic and bloated. It's packed full of chemicals. What kind of alchemy does it take to get so much of flavor from a little packet of sauce?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they're pretty strong but once you get used you can eat two in one go easily. i want to try the 3x version
    alas they raised their prices were i live, they're not worth 2 bucks, at that point i'll just use a carolina reaper in home made pasta

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like the carbonara one but the red one is just too much for me. I was able to finish it but the shit I had to take afterwards was the most painful experience I've ever had on the toilet. I was sweating and groaning in pain.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always put the spices and soup base into the saucepan rather than adding it to the bowl.
    Makes it tolerable for me.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    this shit taste like bitter chems frick off it's not even spicy its just chem bitter flavor.

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