fried tarantula

would you try a fried tarantula if the possibility arise?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He'll no

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hm. Let's check the first 10 posts.

      >can't even spell "Hell"

      Soon we will have to. I know you guys think this is schizo talk and lul keky funny memerino but it's true, they want to replace all meat production for insect production, it's more cost effective.

      >/pol/-tier schizo-posting

      i'd rather die than living on a degenerate diet of tarantulas

      >bargaining his life out of nowhere

      No. Frick off bug shill.

      >afraid of salesmen

      Frick off, Schlomo.

      >unprompted anti-semitism

      Should you propose it irl I would unironically answer you with the thrust of my knife.

      >an actual death threat

      Bravo.
      Your posts truly define what this site is.
      The expression of the average Internet addict's deep unconscious thoughts.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off mass replier

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Soon we will have to. I know you guys think this is schizo talk and lul keky funny memerino but it's true, they want to replace all meat production for insect production, it's more cost effective.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i'd rather die than living on a degenerate diet of tarantulas

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why would I eat tarantulas, I can still eat cheese, eggs and beans

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Your ass must smell amazing.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Do tarantulas make your ass smell better?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I can still eat cheese
        for how long? Aren't they basically destroying the cattle farming industry in the Netherlands as we speak because of the meme numbers of methane and water uptake? Large herbivores are deemed the most inefficient.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >implying all the cheese came from there, you fricking imbecile.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Frick off bug shill.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off, Schlomo.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only the crunchy parts

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just the legs, I doubt some SEA monkey depooped the spiders.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Should you propose it irl I would unironically answer you with the thrust of my knife.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off, Schlomo.

      No. Frick off bug shill.

      i'd rather die than living on a degenerate diet of tarantulas

      He'll no

      thank god, around 80% of my colleagues would try them. i thought i was going crazy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        you know being willing to try something is not the same thing as being willing to eat it daily and have it replace animal meat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Since where in the chain posts you're referencing refer to eating it daily?

          Learn to process what you read goddamn.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i'd rather die than living on a degenerate diet of tarantulas

            i'd rather die than living on a degenerate diet of tarantulas
            >Learn to process what you read goddamn.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've always wanted to nibble on the legs. Probably wouldnt mess with the guts though.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No bugs are gross and dangerous and I feel uncomfortable having them anywhere near my face.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nope.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm extremely arachnophobic. I don't know what the term is for a deep phobia towards anything with more than 4 legs that crawls or skitters is, so I just stick with arachnophobia. The worst are spiders and centipedes.
    But, I did manage to conquer my irrational fears and eat both a scorpion and spider. They were fried, and just tasted of the oil and spices they were cooked in with a slight citrusy aftertaste.
    I would not eat one again unless it's a life or death situation.
    Now I'm dipping out of this thread in case some butthole posts a spider and makes me panic and throw my phone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh get over it.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i had a friend once who would link a recipe to deep fried tarantula whenever he went online, he was based. still no

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yeah i had one in cambodia, wasn't that good. like crunchy air with a little chili salt flavor. the water strider beetles sauteed in lemongrass and chili were bomb though.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Spiders are bro tier and they rat disgusting insects.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder:
    YOU VILL

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick they get that many spiders? I want to see the gathering killing process

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently they live in holes in the ground, and you can just dig them up. then you have to remove their fangs without killing them. after that rinse them in water (still alive) and marinade them with spices (still alive).
      then you can finally kill them, squish them and immediatly put them in a pan with a lot of hot oil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        in the video description they say that the spiders are farmed nowadays and they just buy them

        Here’s some male SEA monkeys gathering and cooking some

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      apparently they live in holes in the ground, and you can just dig them up. then you have to remove their fangs without killing them. after that rinse them in water (still alive) and marinade them with spices (still alive).
      then you can finally kill them, squish them and immediatly put them in a pan with a lot of hot oil.

      in the video description they say that the spiders are farmed nowadays and they just buy them

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    no

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'd try wild captured bugs maybe. Not the slopa shit they're trying to push onto us that prob was fed on a soypulp-pig shit substrate in some gunked up tray for a month or more.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I don't care about protein per volume ratio I am not eating something that is 90% Chitin.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will NOT eat the arachnids.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >this kind of spider is eaten for many centuries in our culture
    This is such bullshit. Fried tarantulas are a holdover from Khmer Rogue times, and these days they're more of a tourist attraction than something people actually enjoy eating. I can't believe people actually watch this clickbait crap.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sure if its like spiced well or something, wouldn't just eat a plain tarantula fried in oil though, that sounds like it'd be disgusting.
    People who talk about never eating bugs are jsut autists who've only even been shoveled those overpriced lab grown bags of bugs off Amazon and shit, stuff like chapulines are great

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