Fries? That will be $7. Our exclusive hoppy IPA? That will be $8 a glass. Ketchup? $1

Fries? That will be $7

Our exclusive hoppy IPA? That will be $8 a glass

Ketchup? $1

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love those stools with the ball torture slots

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I had those in my old apartment lol

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nothing will beat the mushroom/penis seats of Chipotle.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have never ever been to a chipottle. Am I missing anything?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sit on one of those stools and report back.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its not very good.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Violent diarrhea

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              skill issue

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Chipotle has been garbage for a while now and you're not missing anything by not eating there today. You permanently missed out on great burritos 10-15 years ago and they're never coming back to that level again.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Chipotle was so good in the beginning. I will say though that run where they had brisket a few years ago was awesome. Only lasted a few months.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              What changed?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Prices went up, portions went down, and product quality decreased

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Prices went up, portions went down, and product quality decreased
                Prices did go up, but so did literally everything else in the world. Portions kinda depends on the employee and location, the 3-4 I go to sometimes are still decent portion sizes. The quality hasn't really gone down. There isn't really much you can drop quality on when you're cooking real meat on a real grill, rice, veggies, cheese, etc.

                Some locations do buy really shitty lettuce thats wilted, instruct employees to never let that scoop spoon be heaping, and go really frickin light on other shit. Those are cheap frick franchise owners. Go to one in a nice part of town, not the ghetto you're in.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >There isn't really much you can drop quality on when you're cooking real meat on a real grill, rice, veggies, cheese, etc.
                You can drop the quality of literally everything you listed there, especially the meat and veggies.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You're an idiot. Yeah theres a difference between cage free farm raised open roaming chickens that were meticulously cared for by a farmer and walmart boneless skinless chicken. Are you going to notice when you buy a $12 burrito? No. And they're not at the walmart tier of freezer burned chicken yet. You're a doofus if you think you can notice a quality difference from 10 years ago and a shill.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm referring more to the fact that the meat is more dry, less flavorful, and tougher than it used to be. But I'm also a shill for telling people Chipotle sucks now?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >the idiots didn't marinade the meat for very long then overcooked the shit out of it
                >but thats corporate dropping the quality!
                Thats you, you've got everything wrong.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >there's nothing about meat that can drop in quality
                >the idiots didn't marinade the meat for very long then overcooked the shit out of it
                Which is it? Chipotle's meat today isn't as good as Chipotle's meat 10 years ago and it sounds like you agree when you take a moment to not project all over me about luxury massaged cows or whatever.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                So the place you go to every week kinda fricks up the marinade and grilling, so you think that is indicative that chipotles everywhere have dropped in quality because marinading for a shorter time and overcooking everything gives them more profits somehow, and thats what all locations do. Is that really what you're suggesting?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm trying to say that I stopped going to Chipotle because every location I've been to in the last 10 years has gotten progressively worse in every way.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                but...but...have you tried HIS LOCAL Chipotle before coming to your bigot opinions?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no living memory of food before the great world line shift in the early 2010's. Things really were different in the before times. Totinos pizzas used to be made with real cheese and pepperoni, they were magical food portals to nirvana. Now they only exist to slice your gums and make you regret not dying young.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                People treat me like I’m crazy when I tell them Totino’s pizza used to be different

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You have no living memory of food before the great world line shift in the early 2010's. Things really were different in the before times. Totinos pizzas used to be made with real cheese and pepperoni, they were magical food portals to nirvana. Now they only exist to slice your gums and make you regret not dying young.

                Behold, a relic.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don’t feel like the taste of their pizza rolls ever changed

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Son, I definitely do have memories of food from the 90s. Its the only reason I continue to go back to Wendys. Their spicy chicken sandwich hasn't really changed in about 30 years.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                You can change how things are delivered and the quality of what you receive. People will still buy it, and if a franchise is making enough to open more stores, they can ignore the vocal minority than notices. Cheese, meat, and even rice can absolutely be reduced in quality for the sake of economies of scale.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                They just started cheaping out on everything and the quality declined. In the early days you'd get a burrito the size of a football loaded up with ingredients that tasted too good to be from a fast food place and the prices were reasonable for what you got. Over time the burritos got smaller, the ingredients got worse, and the prices got higher. I don't know if there was a change in ownership at some point or what, but Chipotle today is nothing like Chipotle 10 years ago.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Over time the burritos got smaller, the ingredients got worse, and the prices got higher.
                That’s basically every fast food place in the past 5 years. Some have warded off the decline in size/quality, but it’s so blatantly obvious everyone is scaling down and using lesser ingredients while also pumping prices

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's just the way the capitalist system works. Once a company becomes publicly traded, they're legally obligated to maximize profit by any means. In-n-out and Chik-fil-a are still decent because they're private companies, but as soon as they have an IPO it's over.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Just part of the israeli Capitalist system

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I have never ever been to a chipottle. Am I missing anything?

                Repeated food poisoning outbreaks. Never went back. Never will.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I miss that brief window. I remember going to chipotle twice in one day with my college roommate and stealing bottles of Chipotle Tabasco just so I could use it through the whole burrito every time we got carry-out.

              The friends are gone. The good times are gone. The ghost of those memories are all that persist.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I have never ever been to a chipottle. Am I missing anything?

              Kinda pricey now but if your into fitness you can get a clean meal in almost everywehre in the US

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They were great 10 years ago and have been shit ever since their e coli outbreaks in lettuce back in like 2016
            The nigs that work there now can't fold a burrito to save their life

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only time I ever been inside Chipotle I got rip roaring drunk off some margaritas they sold there.
          Do they still do that?
          Every other time I just doordashed it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t think those at the one by me locally

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you're imagining penises everywhere it might say more about you.....

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is that one of those printers that come with bottles of ink?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the ink comes in little box-shaped cartridges like the one on top of it

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frickin crazy bastard, I know what you were up to with all that printer paper.

        https://i.imgur.com/P3dqS3G.jpg

        Fries? That will be $7

        Our exclusive hoppy IPA? That will be $8 a glass

        Ketchup? $1

        Oh shit, this must be one of them exclusive places. Very very smart very clever design!

        Nothing good comes from meme hoppy IPAs either

        Only time those IPAs ever make sense is with super fatty cuts of meat that are burnt crisp.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/K9GLzhP.jpg

      I had those in my old apartment lol

      I'm too tall for those, they hurt my ass.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The jap shower ones have that to prevent water pooling. Maybe a lot of people piss themselves.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's so your nuts can hang freely and you can have access to it like a speed bag.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          one time in at the local burger warehouse / factory named the hairy lumberjack and i got my balls speedbagging and the hipster waiter with too many tattoos to work at starbucks asked me i wanted to add on some cbd oil to my burger. i immediately got a half chub, couldn’t go full due to the angle of the speedbag hang causing a 34% drop in body temp to my scrotum sack. i ended up declining the cbd oil but ordered 2 shots of shit ur brains out coffee and after i took my second shit my wiener went full mast

          i ended up fricking the twirly gumball machine

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought they were for stealth sharting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The jap shower ones have that to prevent water pooling. Maybe a lot of people piss themselves.

      It's to let the farts escape less noisily and to prevent ass steam from building up
      THOUGHEVER my canon is that specifically the Jap shower ones is so the cute Japanese office ladies with untamed bushes and weak bladders can pee as much as they like in the shower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're a funny man, Mr. Bond!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I had chosen to forget that scene existed entirely

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    We serve our water in dirty old wine bottles.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    charming abandoned warehouse ambience

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to a place like this but it isn't expensive at all. I got bbq, mac and chees and a side of fries for like 15 bucks.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where’s the paper towel holder made out of old sewer pipes?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    plus 20% tip. you gotta tip.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >only 20%
      Was there an issue with the service?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >$8 for a draft beer at a restaurant is outrageously expensive
    Wow. You people literally never go outside.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What's the matter? Not COOL enough to get financially raped for mediocre products?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao unironically how he lives life

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >8 bucks (+ 40% minimum tip) for a single, likely bad tasting beer
      Go to the store and buy a 24 pack of something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally nothing good comes in a 24 pack.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nothing good comes from meme hoppy IPAs either

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Only plus side of ordering some fricked up zany hoppy sour triple IPA filtered through a monk's beard is that you can take the glass it comes in.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You can just say you don't like beer.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dominos now charges $0.95 for a single marinara cup. They give you the saltiest bread in the world and they do not come with marinara, you have to buy one.

    Shit is hilarious. Food prices have become insane for no reason at all and every food based company now charges you a ridiculous amount for things that used to be complimentary.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Must be an area thing because mayonnaise is still free at my Dominos

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hack is going to pick it up and then when they hand it to you (pay online before) and then ask for a cup of it. they generally don’t charge you for it because they don’t want to ring it up

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >~~*for no reason at all*~~
      ftfy

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Food prices have become insane for no reason at all
      >for no reason at all
      Yes, I can see how it would appear to be a complete mystery to one who has been sleeping through clown world.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The amount of griping I heard from customers because they got their breadsticks without marinara. No I’m not going to upsell a fricking cup of marinara, I’ll just let the customer rightfully hate rhe Domino’s brand a little more. Those cups must be worth pennies and they don’t just give them for free with every breadsticks purchase.
      Pizza already makes a ridiculous profit margin. Greed greed greed.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        They know they can get away with it because they sell cups of garlic flavored soybean oil for $1-2 at every pizza place now. Why the frick do I have to pay $1.50 for a cup of garlic sauce? Especially when I've bought a premium pizza for $20? Just toss in the 12 cents worth of liquid cancer and get a customer to buy every friday night instead of griping about $1.50 upcharges for shit.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Where you live that it’s not free? If you want extra you have to pay, but around here first cup is free with your pizza

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take ten bottles of your finest ketchup to go, please.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get drug along to some stupid work party
    >organizer talks up what a great and unique place it is
    >has everything in that image except that garage door window thing but it is inside an old warehouse
    >bonus points for paper towel holders made from pipe, not accepting cash and having to do literally everything on an ipad
    >burger is ok, but really had no impact otherwise
    >bill for burger, small fry and drink is $40 before tip
    >coworkers rave about how amazing it was and how unique the atmosphere was
    >lie and pretend to feel the same
    Tldr I hate socializing with coworkers because they are all morons

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lie and pretend to feel the same
      Why? You should've told them that place was for gays and idiots who deserve to get fleeced. Then recommend a place that's actually good.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many restaurants opt for the least comfortable seating imaginable? I’m gonna open up a burger place where everyone gets their own Lazy boy and I’ll be a gorillionaire

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why do so many restaurants opt for the least comfortable seating imaginable?
      Unironically to promote customer turnover. They want you to eat and leave, not get comfortable and take up space for hours.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >feed people in comfy chair
      >they fall asleep for hours
      Or
      >feed people greasy slop
      >they get grease and ketchup all over the chair
      I’m all for more comfortable seating but you don’t want things to be too comfy or difficult to clean

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pay 22 bucks for a mid burger
    >or get a $6 Hot Carl I can eat for a couple days
    The choice is clear

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    man I miss living in Asheville

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My body only requires $1.50 Costco hot dogs to survive

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They call me 2 Dogs

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up bill.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Last time I had Chipotle I had such rip roaring diarrhea I had to go to the hospital. The doctor even said he had never seen so much shit in such a short amount of time before and I had to stay for a few days because they were afraid I was gonna shit myself into dehydration and die

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one is forcing you to go to meme burger joints. Why don't you try not being a basic b***h for once in your life?

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    $8 a pint? Where do you live, Nebraska? I would kill for only $8 a pint

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Those decorations
    it's like the hipster beer version of
    Live.Laugh.Love

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Been hitting chipotle for over 10 years and its just as good as its always been, which is very good. I get burrito bowls and they are still same size and still jam packed. Perhaps y'all are going to chipotles run by our urban youth, and that's on you

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's on me that a national company hires People of Color and that my neighborhood has demographically changed in the last 40 years?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not entirely but sometimes you see what's coming and cut your losses even when its bullshit. What are you gonna do, reverse your neighborhood change? Yeah go for it dude have fun with that uphill battle the rest of your life before an urban youth ends you for 20 bucks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just leak sickle cell anemia in the water supply

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of chipotles are shit now. This is the one by me:
      >randomly closed during dinner time 40% of the time
      >randomly closed during lunch time 40% of the time
      >only taking mobile orders 70% of the time, even if you walk in
      >sit and use their dumb app
      >get your food and it's wrong
      >sometimes wagie fricks it up
      >sometimes they are out of items like cheese, salsa, or corn and just leave them out or abitrarily replace them, but the mobile app doesn't know when the store is out of items so you never know if you're going to actually get what you ordered
      >not fresh anymore, marinating chicken in plastic bags rather than large bowls as the chain had done prior, pre-chops tomatoes off-site, uses sous vide to precook steak
      >that'll be a 200% price increase plus tip

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only taking mobile orders 70% of the time, even if you walk in
        I hate this so much. Everyone app sucks, I could make 5 in person orders before I get one done on the app.
        >bro why do you need a 2TB phone?
        >because every fricking restaurant wants me to download their dumb app to order from them so I need space for like 50 separate apps just to eat

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          also despite being so understaffed they can't open for their regular hours and randomly closed, they added a drive-thru

          >>bro why do you need a 2TB phone?
          every fricking restaurant wants me to download their dumb app to order from them so I need space for like 50 separate apps just to eat
          One time I went to Wendy's drive-thru and they told me they were doing mobile orders only, but I think it was because everyone working their that night was mexican and no one could understand english well enough to take orders over the mic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Perhaps y'all are going to chipotles run by our urban youth
      I have never once seen an old person working or even eating at Chipotle. It's like there is some sort of magical youth screen that prevents old people from knowing about it's existence. Even when I talk about Chipotle to old people they just stare at me blankly.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trying to say that I stopped going to Chipotle because every location I've been to in the last 10 years has gotten progressively worse in every way.

      Last time I had Chipotle I had such rip roaring diarrhea I had to go to the hospital. The doctor even said he had never seen so much shit in such a short amount of time before and I had to stay for a few days because they were afraid I was gonna shit myself into dehydration and die

      why is everyone Chipotle posting

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bitching about a 15-year old style
    i bet you have some hot takes on mustaches too

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >15 year old style
      Place that just went up near me has all of those things

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It always baffled me why normal cattle were so consistently attracted to places with absolutely terrible acoustics. But then I remembered they love echo chambers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This isn’t Culinaly you looking to book a band or something?

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to local BBQ place owned by a boomer
    >$15 for a juicy burger and fries and can buy extras vs. hipster joint pricing

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a weird parallel to witness. Boomer owned places are often very generous with portions and prices, where hipster places that are run exclusively by young people are the ones with micro portions and sky high prices.

      Most boomers also don’t try to oversell what they offer. It might be their “world famous” recipe but that more of a joke than something they actually believe. Hipster places really lean heavy on their secret ingredients (which are often basic b***h shit) as justification for why their burger has a 100% markup

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It’s because that specific latter demographic is trying to imitate “European standards”, whilst boomers remember the way America used to be

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This January I went to some steakhouse chain (based in Canada) that’s mostly known for just business lunches, meeting friends, birthday parties etc not really a high class place you’d take a date to. For a work post-Xmas party of course. Since Covid all their prices have sky rocketed but the food AND service is sub par to say the least. Our waitresses couldn’t even be arsed to refill our waters and it wasn’t busy in their at all. But of course we have American tip culture and it’d be a hate crime if we didn’t tip them if they didn’t clear our appetizers played before our main courses came out so our tables were messy with no room to navigate in. So basically typical brown noser me I never order expensive from the menu despite it being on the bosses I always get their 15 dollars burger. Except it’s 25 dollars now. What do I get? Just fries but barely a handful and it’s a clump of frozen ones burnt. No salad or coleslaw not even a little cup. The burger? Looks like a cheap homemade one, small patty made mostly of eggs and flour on a small brioche bun. One strip of obviously frozen bacon that must’ve been thrown on a grill quickly and it’s burnt to frick also super dry not juicy at all. Barely any lettuce with a soggy almost expired thin slice of tomato. Like if your friend’s mom offered you this if you visited their house you wouldn’t necessarily complain but for 25 dollars plus obligatory tips? All my co-workers complained about their more expensive meals too. The food was all shit and obviously this steakhouse chain has been bought by new cheap bastards. Never ate at a restaurant lately and felt so hungry finishing the food. I should’ve gotten a ribeye steak instead but that was poorly done too and their steak portions are meagre. Not going there ever again.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    frick I have those same hanging lights in my house.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    that sounds like a coincidence, i dont think you can catch that shit

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can, but you have to really over-do it on gluten. Not something you're going to randomly get from eating 1 tortilla or getting food poisoning. Head to youtube and search this:
      >A Man Ate Only Instant Noodles For 6 Months. This Is What Happened To His Organs.
      He gave himself celiacs by doing that diet.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good ol chubbyemu

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    was it around the time of the pandemic did he receive some sort of injection

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just the Covid vaccine and the booster

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what made him develop Celiac Disease, not the Chipotle itself. It probably went like this:
        >gets covid shot
        >gets booster
        >they frick up his guts
        >eats Chipotle soon after
        >gets sick due to his newly-developed intolerance
        >blames the sickness on "food poisoning" because he's rightly unaware of his newly-developed intolerance
        >tries to eat normally after getting better and keeps getting sick
        >goes to a doctor who diagnoses him with Celiac Disease
        >"Wow, that food poisoning from Chipotle gave me Celiac Disease!"

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >the jab now causes celiac
          ffs Im not even vaxxed and this is some moronic shit to say

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Vaccines are often linked to the development of allergies, intolerances, and autoimmune disorders (which is what Celiac Disease is).

            No it didn’t, dumb conspiracy gay. There are no adverse side effects to the vaccine

            >There are no adverse side effects to the vaccine
            Pfizer's own documentation disagrees with you: https://phmpt.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/5.3.6-postmarketing-experience.pdf
            Check out pages 30-38 for a comprehensive listing of all known adverse effects reported during Pfizer's clinical trials.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              one of the side effects that vaxxies express seems to be coping. the knowledge you will inject yourself with anything because of peer pressure must be devastating. who knows what other cowardly acts you would commit just to make your life a little easier. fascinating

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it didn’t, dumb conspiracy gay. There are no adverse side effects to the vaccine

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          so we've moved from
          >covid vax gives you covid
          to
          >covid vax gives you bloodclots (but what about covid itself doing that? no, only vax does that!!!!!!! SHILL!)
          to
          >covid vax will give you cancer
          to
          >covid vax will give you AIDS
          to
          >covid vax will make you infertile
          to
          >covid vax will give you super cancer AIDS - what, don't believe me?!?!?! read Zerohedge for more! What? Yeah they're funded by Russians whoc ares????????? FSB WHAT'S THAT???
          to
          >vax gives you celiac
          fricking christ.

          as a medgay I hate you guys so much, did you know that ibuprofen can cause everything from dizziness, vomiting, nausea, ulcers to DRESS syndrome, difficulties breathing, Steve-Johnson Syndrome, flatluece, diorreah, constipation, flu-like symptoms, extreme exhaustion, oedema, high blood pressure, heart attacks, heart failure, aseptic meningitis, mouth and throat ulcers, irregular heartbeats, low blood pressure, scaly rash...

          I could go on. Better not take any fricking ibuprofen then when you got a headache or a sore back! YOU COULD LITERALLY DROP DEAD.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            as a medgay you kill more people than you help you're a pill salesman

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >covid vax gives you bloodclots (but what about covid itself doing that? no, only vax does that!!!!!!! SHILL!)
            well the vax would do this because the virus does this

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >as a medgay I hate you guys so much
            The feeling is quite mutual. I hate salesmen, and your field is the sales department for big pharma.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >list of strawman nonsense
            I didn't say any of those things, but yes vaccines are linked to the development of allergies and autoimmune disease. The covid ones are particularly nasty, but no vaccine is actually safe or worthwhile.
            >did you know that ibuprofen can cause everything from...
            Yes, and I don't take ibuprofen, either. What exactly is your point?
            >Better not take any fricking ibuprofen then when you got a headache or a sore back!
            I literally don't, but thanks for your concern. I don't keep any form of pharmaceuticals in my home and I would only take any in an actual life or death situation in a hospital where the risk of dying outweighs the risk of adverse effects from toxic medications.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Better not take any fricking ibuprofen then when you got a headache or a sore back!

            Accidentally gives good advice because you're so brainwashed and medically illiterate, despite being a "medgay". You should not take ibuprofen for pain unless it's deteriorating your quality of life. have a nice day poison pushing zogbot

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >100% hard surface acousticmaxing
    How will people know your restaurant is popular if the ambient noise doesn't require hearing protection?

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds great.
    Dunno what the issue is.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Fries? That will be $7
    >Our exclusive hoppy IPA? That will be $8 a glass
    god i wish
    basket of fries sets you back $15 something now, and a glass of generic local brew $14
    i've stopped going out entirely because 2 beers and some fries will set you back $50

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      we all need to ask for more money. its just apparent that whatever we are getting paid with now is worth like half of what it used to be worth

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fast food wagies get 15 an hour
        >wtf why does my fast food slop cost $50 for one meal?
        It’s almost like we warned of this

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah I'm sure it's wagies getting a few bucks more per hour that caused massive inflation and not the government printing and burning hundreds of billions of dollars in 2 years.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Our exclusive hoppy IPA? That will be $8 a glass
    A lot of restaurants around me have beers that range from $6 [macrobrews like Budweiser, etc.] to $10 [IPA/porter from a local brewery]

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Things you pay for: location, ads, marketing, logo design, rent, staff, fridge room
    Things you don't pay for: beer, fries, sauce, meat, vegetables aka food

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt the rent for a decrepit warehouse in the abandoned part of town requires the burgers to cost $25

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you fart on them benches it really amplifies the sound and ruins my date I had with a girl

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