Isp can only log the domain name if you're using ssl, can't see the query
1 month ago
Anonymous
shirley they can see what sites you're clicking on
maybe she visited deathcap recipes dot calm
1 month ago
Anonymous
They can go to cloudflare or Google. Its not hard. I have family in law enforcement. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get past these things that normal people thing protect them
1 month ago
Anonymous
Nah, you don't even get domain names over HTTPS, only IPs
A smart person would see the cord hanging off the trunk and realize the box spring was just on the car's roof, you poltarded homosexual.
1 month ago
Anonymous
a smart person would know that is a lanyard attached to a set of keys since that's were the trunks key hole is on a Lexus.
go cuck for retards elsewhere zoomlet
1 month ago
Anonymous
Good job auto-anon. I love when retards try to defend retards, and get called out.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Ahh yes the 3 foot long 2 inch wide lanyard with a comealong on it just hanging there. The opposite side door is open too, for no reason at all and not because there was a tie down just removed going between the doors over the roof.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>just hanging there
The key is in the fucking keyhole you pointy headed dipshit. Stop posting
1 month ago
Anonymous
Like that is any better lol Fuck off nagger simp
1 month ago
Anonymous
And the poltard realizes he's a fucking retard.
You think that anon is lying about having a prestigious career in... construction?
She figured if she ate them too and went straight to hospital it would look like an accident. Nevermind that her ex husband was supposed to be there and cancelled at the last minute.
that's just retarded, you're not going to accidentally buy death cap mushrooms in the produce section of your grocery store, the only way you'd even find them is by deliberately searching for them in the wild or buying them from some shady website online.
>foragers would never resell their finds at a vegtable market, no never ever!
Of course deathcaps could enter the food supply if foragers sell to markets
1 month ago
Anonymous
Running a market stall isn't as simple as turning up and setting up shop at an empty table. There's all kinds of licensing and regulations you have to comply with, and any forager serious enough about selling their goods to go through that hassle isn't going to make a retard mistake like selling one of the most infamously toxic mushrooms.
>Poison people >Eat just enough to fuck you up but not kill you as an alibi
You are about as smart as that nagger who shot up his friends in his car and then shot himself in the arm so he could claim they were in a drivey.
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Eat just enough to fuck you up but not kill you as an alibi
it doesn't really work like that anon this isn't the movies
they don't give you typical food poisoning, they destroy your liver/kidneys, surviving would be horrifyingly painful and you be attached to a dialysis machine for the rest of your very short life
1 month ago
Anonymous
Each mushroom also has very different dosage of the poison. You can't measure it like x grams of the mushroom won't kill me.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Isn't there some thing like if they have gills it's most likely poison
1 month ago
Anonymous
It's never that simple. If you're not 100% sure what mushrooms you found, don't eat them.
1 month ago
Anonymous
There is no trick to identifying mushrooms. You have to know which one grow in your area at what time of year in what substrate, which are edible, what they look like at each stage of growth and their possible toxic lookalikes. People say to avoid white gilled mushrooms not because most of them are toxic, but because a few of them are actually deadly. Most "toxic" mushrooms will leave you throwing up or with a tummy ache.
The answer you seek is no one that doesn't want a lawsuit
besides, wasn't she known for being a forager? she picked them herself
1 month ago
Anonymous
She foraged. She owned a dehydrator & lied about owning it to the police. She claimed to have bought some dehydrated mushrooms from a Chinese place that somehow was selling deathcaps and also somehow didn't sell any to anyone else.
she didn't buy deathcaps anon. she claimed to have bought them. she was lying. she foraged deathcaps and invited her ex husband and ex in-laws for lunch to discuss the issue of custody of her kids, and she killed them by poisoning.
her ex husband bailed out at the last minute and that's literally the only reason he's still alive. after his parents died in hallucinating agony 3 days later and the deathcap news got into the media he texted her "so this is how you killed my family?" and she grabbed her food dehydrator and drove it to the dump in a panic. the bitch did this on purpose, and probably intended to kill herself and her children too but chickened out.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I think clearly her hope was to kill off the parents and ex and eat just enough to make herself slightly sick as a cover and hope it flew under the radar as general food poisoning. But she didn't think it all through very well. Probably knew about how deadly they are but not the specific signs.
1 month ago
Anonymous
honestly I think she pretended to have eaten and faked her sickness. you can get the trots from a drop of dish detergent and no hospital retains and tests the shit going down the toilet. I think she and her children didn't actually eat any of the king's supper. I also don't think she was thinking clearly or intelligently because this whole thing is a mess. It only makes sense as a murder-suicide but she didn't have the nerve
1 month ago
Anonymous
They actually do, depending on a few things, but it's considered good practice to get a fecal sample anytime a contagious cause is remotely expected because the last thing you want is a gastro, cdiff, or noro outbreak on a ward.
1 month ago
Anonymous
maybe her poo-poo sample is why she finally got arrested. maybe it was laced with deathkep or maybe it was faked with dish detergent. maybe time will tell
1 month ago
Anonymous
Time never tells its a fucking cunt. I keep on having to look it up myself. Gonna genocide the fucking clock on my desk brb
1 month ago
Anonymous
More likely it just looked extremely fishy when the two parents ended up deathly ill with what clearly wasn't typical food poisoning. I doubt it was intended to be murder suicide, in that case she could have made a dish where the mushrooms weren't easy to avoid. This mostly looks like hubris to me. She thought she was pulling off a brilliant crime that would fool everyone but was wrong.
1 month ago
Anonymous
perhaps. I reckon she is of weak character and when they make her cool her heels for 36 hours in the interview room she'll start spilling details between pee breaks
Foragers reselling mushrooms at food markets, which she innocently purchased, is her alibi. There are wild deathcaps in Victoria thanks to imported oak trees.
1 month ago
Anonymous
How is it:
1. No one else purchased and ate poison mushrooms? Like literally how many instances are there of buying poison mushrooms at a shop in that country?
2. For everything I’ve purchased in my kitchen I can’t tell you when I bought it but I can tell you exactly where it came from - is that that uncommon?
3. You and your guests get poisoned by something you purchased, do you not immediately sue the shit out of the store?
1 month ago
Anonymous
That a forager may mistakenly pick deathcap mushooms amongst ordinary field mushrooms does not mean they would do so regularly enough to poison multiple people or contaminate their general supply. They may go to a field, picking and bundling the mushrooms as they find them, pick some under the oak tree nearby, which happen to be deathcaps, and resell them to a market with the oak tree mushooms only forming part of one bundle.
I'd suggest your memory problems are your own and absolute ignorance of ones purchases is not the norm. Men are not goldfish.
Australia is not a litigious society and in any case she, not being particularly injured herself, would not have damages to claim. None of which is of any relevance to a criminal case or establishing guilt, failure to act like a neurotic American would not be admitted as evidence of a guilty mind in any Australian court.
1 month ago
Anonymous
Yea you're right, 3 deaths in the family is no biggie, you'd be nuts to file a frivolous lawsuit over something so silly. Thanks for explaining how we're too litigious
1 month ago
Anonymous
>Like literally how many instances are there of buying poison mushrooms
whey moar thn youd' think
And can you imagine the organ damage and misery the survivor has to deal with. Apparently he needs a liver transplant which must mean he’s being kept alive by machines and IV nutrition
This. Death caps are pretty easy to mistake for other mushrooms. I never pick any white mushrooms that are slightly similar looking, even when I'm 100% sure they are not death caps. Not gonna risk it.
deaf caps grow out of an "egg" (not unlike a facehugger egg). edible mushrooms do not.
but I would never fucking eat any mushroom that wasn't sold in a supermarket because I don't know shit. also I never eat anything from an Asian grocer so I'm fully covered.
Imagine leaving the cornucopia of nature's mushroom bounty on the plate just because you're scared of a one in a million chance of poisoning. You're more likely to die in a car crash to the forest than from eating any of the mushrooms you pick there.
She used deathcaps which are insidious because they destroy your kidneys and liver while looking like food poisoning. Basically if you didn't know you ingested them and the hospital doesn't know either. You're fucked.
once you've started to digest them it can't be reversed. you have life-threatening vomiting and diarrhea, and then just as you have a brief respite from the symptoms thinking you're getting through it, the toxins are actually just dissolving your liver and you fucking die.
>once you've started to digest them it can't be reversed. you have life-threatening vomiting and diarrhea, and then just as you have a brief respite from the symptoms thinking you're getting through it, the toxins are actually just dissolving your liver and you fucking die.
Fucking grim
>Beef Wellington doesn't involve mushrooms.
Welcome to /ck! I hope you find this community helpful and informative.
Come for the recipe tips, stay for the al/ck threads!
kek
Literally that Kevin Hart scene from 40 Year Old Virgin >now, you're throwing a lot of big words at me and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect. watch your mouth
>Woman invites ex-husband and parents-in-law over, cooks a meal using foraged mushrooms >They were deathcap mushrooms >3 people died and others almost died >She claims she didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous >She told her kids not to eat any and didn't eat any herself >She also threw away a dehydrator used to make the mushrooms more palatable
It doesn't take Columbo to figure it out
the problem is our justice system hinges on proof. compelling circumstantial evidence, as slapstick as the whole thing is in this case, may not technically be enough for conviction.
I meant when you see these type of articles it's always very dim looking people that get caught. So maybe like 50% of "accidental" food poisonings are planned?
As with any death investigation, they focus on finding intent. This is why there are different levels of being held responsible for death; negligence, 2nd, 1st degrees, etc.
She had a food dehydrator at home that she drove to the dump and got rid of the day she found out the police were coming to question her at home. Also apparently an avid forager who knows deathcaps from lifecaps. Also her story about buying mushrooms at an Asian grocer which she can't remember even the location of, when literally nobody else shopping for mushrooms has been poisoned by deathcaps, looks really really bad.
But, knowing this country she'll probably get scolded for not being more careful and nothing more.
Look how swollen her face is though. Is that not a symptom of mushroom poisoning?
1 month ago
Anonymous
I think that's just being a fat karen
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hopefully the government will now finally BAN these dangerous "assault women" with BMI 25 or greater. I understand why the military might need them, in case we declare war on cheesecake, but there is NO NEED for civilians to possess a high-capacity M-249lb SOW. >b-but we need them for hunting
What exactly are you hunting, the world's biggest box of chocolate?
1 month ago
Anonymous
>What exactly are you hunting, the world's biggest box of chocolate?
Life is like the world's biggest box of chocolate. You open up the box and every chocolate is different and you don't know what is what. You never know whatchoo gonna get.
1 month ago
Anonymous
I have a feeling women's prison is full of fat middle class psychopath karens just like her. It would make an ilarious comedy sketch to compare men and women's prison inmates
why the fuck would the parents even go anyways, holy shit. ESPECIALLY if their own SON didn't go. you don't have fucking dinner with your ex-wife, you have a quick phone call or an uncomfortable conversation away from the kids in whatever fast food parking lot you're exchanging them in. the first problem of course was marrying this hog and knocking her up, but what the most premiere problem of them all is, is that he knew she was into mushrooms and shit - and anybody with half a brain knows poison is a woman's weapon. i don't even like eating the food of girls i'm currently dating just because they're all shit cooks now and i don't want to get sick. i CANNOT IMAGINE accepting fucking dinner from your ugly, hag-like, mushroom (poison) obsessed freak ex-wife. fucking idiot shouldn't have let his parents go to try and talk him out of his own shit. pathetic story all around, hope they give her the musket line or the guillotine or whatever they do over there
you'd think for a nation of people surrounded by dangerous animals and now being surrounded by dangerous nagger animals like every other western country, they'd have a little higher of a baseline level of paranoia and self preservation
I love my wife, and there's some stuff that she's very practiced at that she does well, but damn she just doesn't really "get" cooking. she'll undercook root vegetables and overcook greens, she never browns meat off properly and never uses enough herbs and Hispanices. and she is by far and away the best cook I've ever dated. even the fattest chicks I've fucked have been shitty at the technical aspects of cooking and they just shove tons of cheese on everything. I've dated girls that literally cannot cook a frozen pizza. then they want to make you a "special meal" and it's bland rubbery chicken and crunchy risotto
I hope there’s an investigation as to why it took this long to file charges. >An Australian woman charged with murdering three people in a suspected mushroom poisoning case is also accused of trying to murder her ex-partner on four occasions, court documents say.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-67305278
Because they don't have a case and have asked for another 20 weeks before showing any evidence in the hope they find something incriminating on her computers.
the dehydrator isn't of interest in terms of the actual preparation of the food, it's of interest in that she disposed of it very suHispaniciously. possibly trying to cover her tracks because she put the deafcaps into it.
the dehydrator isn't of interest in terms of the actual preparation of the food, it's of interest in that she disposed of it very suHispaniciously. possibly trying to cover her tracks because she put the deafcaps into it.
the meal was served in july. death caps spring up in fall and sometimes winter. she needed to preserve them.
not applicable here but to eat automata muscaria you should dry them first to convert the ibotenic acid into muscimol so you don't get a bad trip or just drink the pee of someone that already ate them like the viking did
>or just drink the pee of someone that already ate them like the viking did
Does anyone else remember that Speed Racer movie where all of the vikings were dark skinned individuals from Sub-Saharan Africa?
reminds me of being a kid at the grocery store with my dad and he got fed up with maneuvering around retards so he started talking like speed racer REALLY LOUD until people just cleared out of the way or maybe it was because he was covered in grease and smelled like gas
The police asked for a twenty(20) week ajournment before serving a brief on the defence. They don't have a case and are trying to fish something out of her computer records, which they've now seized, in the hope of building one. Would not be surprised to see the case collapse at trial with zero evidence, they'll still go to trial to beclown themselves as is the Australian crown prosecutor's tradition when handed a weak case.
No he doesn't. She was never under any suHispanicion or investigation for his past illnesses when they happened. It's only after the mushroom poisoning that an attempt has been made, without any evidence, to adduce them to her. His illnesses were also very different to mushroom poisoning, further weakening any prospect of evidence of a common modus operandi between the incidents. It's police overcharging and hoping something turns up in the computer evidence over the next 20 weeks, if nothing does they'll either withdraw the charges before trial or push on and be humiliated in court: both outcomes have plenty of recent precident in Australia where the crown is rather shameless in persisting with bad cases that are absent of evidence.
Masturbate over someone elses misfortune. Prosecutors are required to prove their accusations beyond reasonable doubt, not ginning up retards like yourself.
All relationships end violently with each of the two wanting the other dead whenever possible or something? Going so far to murder them when an opportunity comes up?
it's really is too suspect
if she's innocent, big if, it's like all the stars aligned to make her the most suHispanicious person in the world. she's an experienced forager but didn't recognized the mushrooms that are responsible for 90% of mushroom deaths globally that just so happen to grow in her area.
she bought them from asian grocers, but no recalls were needed on inspection because there was no seen emergency of death cap mushrooms having entered the food supply. in fact the warning by police in response to this was to not eat wild mushrooms and buy them from markets instead.
she didn't attend the meal and went to the movies with her kids instead.
the day after the guests dropped dead she goes to the hospital to claim she's having also having issues, isn't hospitalized and doesn't fall seriously ill.
not to mention that this is the allegedly the 4th attempt by her to murder her ex-husband.
What'd she do, use toilet mushrooms?
cooked risotto intentionally using poisonous mushrooms that she fed to her ex husband's parents.
Love to see how they can prove intent. LOL if she has "poisonous mushrooms local" in her search history.
she probably cleared her browser history but they got the log from google
nah ISPs keep logs, they don't even need to go to google they probably have direct access without even leaving the cop shop
Isp can only log the domain name if you're using ssl, can't see the query
shirley they can see what sites you're clicking on
maybe she visited deathcap recipes dot calm
They can go to cloudflare or Google. Its not hard. I have family in law enforcement. You'd be surprised how easy it is to get past these things that normal people thing protect them
Nah, you don't even get domain names over HTTPS, only IPs
She actually had a prior history of poisoning an ex husband or some such thing.
>intentionally
negative IQ?
did she think she wouldn't be caught?
I don't think I've actually ever seen an intelligent criminal
Intelligent criminals don't get caught, so you don't hear about them
> t. intelligent criminal
a lot of stupid criminals don't get caught either
the only crime here is that vinyl siding amirite
>amirite
no not really
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like you actually care you aren't a homeowner lying renter mutt filth
Vinyl siding is fucking great, fuck you
A smart person would see the cord hanging off the trunk and realize the box spring was just on the car's roof, you poltarded homosexual.
a smart person would know that is a lanyard attached to a set of keys since that's were the trunks key hole is on a Lexus.
go cuck for retards elsewhere zoomlet
Good job auto-anon. I love when retards try to defend retards, and get called out.
Ahh yes the 3 foot long 2 inch wide lanyard with a comealong on it just hanging there. The opposite side door is open too, for no reason at all and not because there was a tie down just removed going between the doors over the roof.
>just hanging there
The key is in the fucking keyhole you pointy headed dipshit. Stop posting
Like that is any better lol Fuck off nagger simp
And the poltard realizes he's a fucking retard.
Yep you retards are allergic to work.
Intelligent ones don't get caught. Think about how many accidental deaths suicides traffic accidents are set up. How would you know?
She figured if she ate them too and went straight to hospital it would look like an accident. Nevermind that her ex husband was supposed to be there and cancelled at the last minute.
that's just retarded, you're not going to accidentally buy death cap mushrooms in the produce section of your grocery store, the only way you'd even find them is by deliberately searching for them in the wild or buying them from some shady website online.
>yes casualty department I'd like to report my own death
oh wow, she's actually claiming she accidentally bought them from the store.
>used mushroom
What?
ESL retard
‘Used in X’
As in the item became a part of X
Mushrooms, that were used to produce the meal.
>foragers would never resell their finds at a vegtable market, no never ever!
Of course deathcaps could enter the food supply if foragers sell to markets
Running a market stall isn't as simple as turning up and setting up shop at an empty table. There's all kinds of licensing and regulations you have to comply with, and any forager serious enough about selling their goods to go through that hassle isn't going to make a retard mistake like selling one of the most infamously toxic mushrooms.
she ignored Culinaly advice
never fucking pick wild mushrooms unless you 150% know what they are
No she bought mushrooms from a supermarket and some mushrooms from an asian grocery
The mushrooms from the supermarket she dehydrated
she bought deathcap mushrooms and conveniently never ate any while unknowingly poisoning all the guests?
No she did eat some
She had to go to the hospital because she had a tummy ache, that is proof that she didn’t deliberately poison them
>Poison people
>Eat just enough to fuck you up but not kill you as an alibi
You are about as smart as that nagger who shot up his friends in his car and then shot himself in the arm so he could claim they were in a drivey.
>Eat just enough to fuck you up but not kill you as an alibi
it doesn't really work like that anon this isn't the movies
they don't give you typical food poisoning, they destroy your liver/kidneys, surviving would be horrifyingly painful and you be attached to a dialysis machine for the rest of your very short life
Each mushroom also has very different dosage of the poison. You can't measure it like x grams of the mushroom won't kill me.
Isn't there some thing like if they have gills it's most likely poison
It's never that simple. If you're not 100% sure what mushrooms you found, don't eat them.
There is no trick to identifying mushrooms. You have to know which one grow in your area at what time of year in what substrate, which are edible, what they look like at each stage of growth and their possible toxic lookalikes. People say to avoid white gilled mushrooms not because most of them are toxic, but because a few of them are actually deadly. Most "toxic" mushrooms will leave you throwing up or with a tummy ache.
where the fuck do you buy deathcaps? Who's selling those?
I happened on some destroying angels on a walk the other day but I kept my mitts, and dog, well away from them.
The answer you seek is no one that doesn't want a lawsuit
besides, wasn't she known for being a forager? she picked them herself
She foraged. She owned a dehydrator & lied about owning it to the police. She claimed to have bought some dehydrated mushrooms from a Chinese place that somehow was selling deathcaps and also somehow didn't sell any to anyone else.
she didn't buy deathcaps anon. she claimed to have bought them. she was lying. she foraged deathcaps and invited her ex husband and ex in-laws for lunch to discuss the issue of custody of her kids, and she killed them by poisoning.
her ex husband bailed out at the last minute and that's literally the only reason he's still alive. after his parents died in hallucinating agony 3 days later and the deathcap news got into the media he texted her "so this is how you killed my family?" and she grabbed her food dehydrator and drove it to the dump in a panic. the bitch did this on purpose, and probably intended to kill herself and her children too but chickened out.
I think clearly her hope was to kill off the parents and ex and eat just enough to make herself slightly sick as a cover and hope it flew under the radar as general food poisoning. But she didn't think it all through very well. Probably knew about how deadly they are but not the specific signs.
honestly I think she pretended to have eaten and faked her sickness. you can get the trots from a drop of dish detergent and no hospital retains and tests the shit going down the toilet. I think she and her children didn't actually eat any of the king's supper. I also don't think she was thinking clearly or intelligently because this whole thing is a mess. It only makes sense as a murder-suicide but she didn't have the nerve
They actually do, depending on a few things, but it's considered good practice to get a fecal sample anytime a contagious cause is remotely expected because the last thing you want is a gastro, cdiff, or noro outbreak on a ward.
maybe her poo-poo sample is why she finally got arrested. maybe it was laced with deathkep or maybe it was faked with dish detergent. maybe time will tell
Time never tells its a fucking cunt. I keep on having to look it up myself. Gonna genocide the fucking clock on my desk brb
More likely it just looked extremely fishy when the two parents ended up deathly ill with what clearly wasn't typical food poisoning. I doubt it was intended to be murder suicide, in that case she could have made a dish where the mushrooms weren't easy to avoid. This mostly looks like hubris to me. She thought she was pulling off a brilliant crime that would fool everyone but was wrong.
perhaps. I reckon she is of weak character and when they make her cool her heels for 36 hours in the interview room she'll start spilling details between pee breaks
Foragers reselling mushrooms at food markets, which she innocently purchased, is her alibi. There are wild deathcaps in Victoria thanks to imported oak trees.
How is it:
1. No one else purchased and ate poison mushrooms? Like literally how many instances are there of buying poison mushrooms at a shop in that country?
2. For everything I’ve purchased in my kitchen I can’t tell you when I bought it but I can tell you exactly where it came from - is that that uncommon?
3. You and your guests get poisoned by something you purchased, do you not immediately sue the shit out of the store?
That a forager may mistakenly pick deathcap mushooms amongst ordinary field mushrooms does not mean they would do so regularly enough to poison multiple people or contaminate their general supply. They may go to a field, picking and bundling the mushrooms as they find them, pick some under the oak tree nearby, which happen to be deathcaps, and resell them to a market with the oak tree mushooms only forming part of one bundle.
I'd suggest your memory problems are your own and absolute ignorance of ones purchases is not the norm. Men are not goldfish.
Australia is not a litigious society and in any case she, not being particularly injured herself, would not have damages to claim. None of which is of any relevance to a criminal case or establishing guilt, failure to act like a neurotic American would not be admitted as evidence of a guilty mind in any Australian court.
Yea you're right, 3 deaths in the family is no biggie, you'd be nuts to file a frivolous lawsuit over something so silly. Thanks for explaining how we're too litigious
>Like literally how many instances are there of buying poison mushrooms
whey moar thn youd' think
She went out and specifically picked deadly mushrooms from the forest to commit murder with and then blamed it on "Asians."
fucking agents.
she picked the mushrooms, dehydrated them, fed them to her victims and tossed the food dehydrator. she murdered those people.
And can you imagine the organ damage and misery the survivor has to deal with. Apparently he needs a liver transplant which must mean he’s being kept alive by machines and IV nutrition
He's dead, liver transplants are a myth.
Doctors do not do liver transplants.
This. Death caps are pretty easy to mistake for other mushrooms. I never pick any white mushrooms that are slightly similar looking, even when I'm 100% sure they are not death caps. Not gonna risk it.
deaf caps grow out of an "egg" (not unlike a facehugger egg). edible mushrooms do not.
but I would never fucking eat any mushroom that wasn't sold in a supermarket because I don't know shit. also I never eat anything from an Asian grocer so I'm fully covered.
What edible mushroom does a death cap look like? I wouldn't eat any amanita, personally.
Why are mushroomheads so fucking retarded?
Like, is it too difficult to tell people "Don't eat random fungus that's growing out of the ground in your backyard"?
I feel like these people who eat these things deserve the slow painful deaths they imbibe.
Imagine leaving the cornucopia of nature's mushroom bounty on the plate just because you're scared of a one in a million chance of poisoning. You're more likely to die in a car crash to the forest than from eating any of the mushrooms you pick there.
no, only retards who pick shrooms that they don't know
t. yearly mushroom picker
Slave mentality
She used deathcaps which are insidious because they destroy your kidneys and liver while looking like food poisoning. Basically if you didn't know you ingested them and the hospital doesn't know either. You're fucked.
once you've started to digest them it can't be reversed. you have life-threatening vomiting and diarrhea, and then just as you have a brief respite from the symptoms thinking you're getting through it, the toxins are actually just dissolving your liver and you fucking die.
https://nypost.com/2023/08/29/deadly-australian-mushroom-victims-suffered-in-agony-according-to-new-toxicology-report/
>once you've started to digest them it can't be reversed. you have life-threatening vomiting and diarrhea, and then just as you have a brief respite from the symptoms thinking you're getting through it, the toxins are actually just dissolving your liver and you fucking die.
Fucking grim
Beef Wellington doesn't involve mushrooms.
Sock mushrooms.
the slop part betwixt the beef and the pastry is made with muschrooms anon
>Beef Wellington doesn't involve mushrooms.
Welcome to /ck! I hope you find this community helpful and informative.
Come for the recipe tips, stay for the al/ck threads!
is this what we tell people? I haven't seen this but I like it
You fucking idiot
Wat? Mushroom paste is the second most important ingredient after beef in a wellington.
>Beef Wellington doesn't involve mushrooms.
duxelles
>Sock mushrooms.
The ones from the cumsock?
>duxelles
don't confuse anon with words he can't pronounce
i was already chastised today for saying "scant"
kek
Literally that Kevin Hart scene from 40 Year Old Virgin
>now, you're throwing a lot of big words at me and because I don't understand them, I'm gonna take them as disrespect. watch your mouth
>Woman invites ex-husband and parents-in-law over, cooks a meal using foraged mushrooms
>They were deathcap mushrooms
>3 people died and others almost died
>She claims she didn't know the mushrooms were poisonous
>She told her kids not to eat any and didn't eat any herself
>She also threw away a dehydrator used to make the mushrooms more palatable
It doesn't take Columbo to figure it out
Interesting that she didn't have any of the food she cooked. Seems to be all you need to know.
the problem is our justice system hinges on proof. compelling circumstantial evidence, as slapstick as the whole thing is in this case, may not technically be enough for conviction.
Australia anon, not Finland. One shitposts, other does memes.
God they don't even have English there, so sad
Can I get a QRD on this dogshit thread? No one is up to date on this story from Wolla Bingo Bango Bongo, Australia
see
How is it "huge" and not just some peoples' personal affairs?
>Wolla Bingo Bango Bongo, Australia
funny, but glib †bh
>†
what are you doing
try and type t b and h together newfag
you must be 18+ to post here
this is, frankly, hilarious
fuck off zoomer twat ya
Americans don't understand place-names any further away from their own towns.
> QRD
> runs into racism
Bitch, please do a simple Google search before looking like a complete cock.
Everything in Australia is poison.
Australia is poison
oh anon stoppit
She fully intended to kill her ex as well but he luckily decided not to attend.
I wouldn't be surprised if she intended to poison herself as well, but chickened out
was all pretty dodgy after she went 'I got them from an asian grocer!' 'can you tell us which one?' 'lol no.'
>all asian grocers look alike
Story checks out, sarge.
Why do all the worst people try to make beef wellington?
well i'm making a pot roast now thanks alot anon
>tfw got scared because mushrooms were growing in my backyard
my g*d hope they're normal, I don't want to die.
if you sleepwalk-forage you're gonna die anon. otherwise just don't eat every dick-shaped thing you find
just a bloody doghorn m8 no worries
Generally you shouldn't eat any mushrooms that grow in your yard.
so if you are not a braindead woman you can poison people and get away with it?
She's been arrested agnon. Perhaps she goes to gaol. We'll have to just wait and see.
I meant when you see these type of articles it's always very dim looking people that get caught. So maybe like 50% of "accidental" food poisonings are planned?
As with any death investigation, they focus on finding intent. This is why there are different levels of being held responsible for death; negligence, 2nd, 1st degrees, etc.
She had a food dehydrator at home that she drove to the dump and got rid of the day she found out the police were coming to question her at home. Also apparently an avid forager who knows deathcaps from lifecaps. Also her story about buying mushrooms at an Asian grocer which she can't remember even the location of, when literally nobody else shopping for mushrooms has been poisoned by deathcaps, looks really really bad.
But, knowing this country she'll probably get scolded for not being more careful and nothing more.
awww fuck yeah she's been charged with murder and attempt thereof
FUCKING FINALLY
What a fucking retard
Kek
>oh no how did they figure out I, the local mushroom woman, poisoned them with mushrooms???
you're trying to tell me this person innocently ate "only a little" beef wellington?
not a chance
Deathcap Piggy™ pretended to be sick just to make a weak alibi that nobody is believing
Look how swollen her face is though. Is that not a symptom of mushroom poisoning?
I think that's just being a fat karen
Hopefully the government will now finally BAN these dangerous "assault women" with BMI 25 or greater. I understand why the military might need them, in case we declare war on cheesecake, but there is NO NEED for civilians to possess a high-capacity M-249lb SOW.
>b-but we need them for hunting
What exactly are you hunting, the world's biggest box of chocolate?
>What exactly are you hunting, the world's biggest box of chocolate?
Life is like the world's biggest box of chocolate. You open up the box and every chocolate is different and you don't know what is what. You never know whatchoo gonna get.
I have a feeling women's prison is full of fat middle class psychopath karens just like her. It would make an ilarious comedy sketch to compare men and women's prison inmates
fat pig
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>the laugh reacts
nice so she'll get about 12 years since the court system in auslland is a joke plus she's a woman
>She's a 10 in BongLand and BongJailLandDownUnder
WHOHOHAAAAAAAAA
MEALS THAT KILL
Who names a fucking town Wonthaggi?
Who names a town Boing Boing or Humpybong or Boobs Flat? Fuckin Ozzies that's who
Watanobbi makes me chuckle
Who names a state Massachusetts, or Dakota? Who names a town Massapequa or Narragansett?
Same shit different toilet.
Not the same.
yuh huh!
It's Exactly the same.
Those are both names the indigenous people named them, the conquerors just kept them.
those sound much more normal though... and I'm not even a yank
well you've been hearing about Massachusetts and Dakota your whole life rather than Wagga Wagga and Jerrabomberra. I guess.
Yeah, could be. But it just sounds more normal to me than walongabingbam and jabberwockypickypocky
>Choosing Indian words instead of actual stupid names
Probably was the name Indians had for the place and pilgrims just kept it.
ah yes the indians and pilgrims of australia
>the indians and pilgrims of australia
abos and whiteheads?
abos and abos (irish)
hoho shit's gone full international now
BOOM
>wonthaggi
yea i live near and the name has always been a meme
Wonfaggi
why the fuck would the parents even go anyways, holy shit. ESPECIALLY if their own SON didn't go. you don't have fucking dinner with your ex-wife, you have a quick phone call or an uncomfortable conversation away from the kids in whatever fast food parking lot you're exchanging them in. the first problem of course was marrying this hog and knocking her up, but what the most premiere problem of them all is, is that he knew she was into mushrooms and shit - and anybody with half a brain knows poison is a woman's weapon. i don't even like eating the food of girls i'm currently dating just because they're all shit cooks now and i don't want to get sick. i CANNOT IMAGINE accepting fucking dinner from your ugly, hag-like, mushroom (poison) obsessed freak ex-wife. fucking idiot shouldn't have let his parents go to try and talk him out of his own shit. pathetic story all around, hope they give her the musket line or the guillotine or whatever they do over there
Most normies don’t expect to be merted on any given day and this sheds light on exactly how foolish that is
you'd think for a nation of people surrounded by dangerous animals and now being surrounded by dangerous nagger animals like every other western country, they'd have a little higher of a baseline level of paranoia and self preservation
real talk Culinaly why are women such bad cooks?
I love my wife, and there's some stuff that she's very practiced at that she does well, but damn she just doesn't really "get" cooking. she'll undercook root vegetables and overcook greens, she never browns meat off properly and never uses enough herbs and Hispanices. and she is by far and away the best cook I've ever dated. even the fattest chicks I've fucked have been shitty at the technical aspects of cooking and they just shove tons of cheese on everything. I've dated girls that literally cannot cook a frozen pizza. then they want to make you a "special meal" and it's bland rubbery chicken and crunchy risotto
how are you dating so many females
I hope there’s an investigation as to why it took this long to file charges.
>An Australian woman charged with murdering three people in a suspected mushroom poisoning case is also accused of trying to murder her ex-partner on four occasions, court documents say.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-67305278
Because Australians are cucks and women run their country
Because they don't have a case and have asked for another 20 weeks before showing any evidence in the hope they find something incriminating on her computers.
Why is the dehydrator relevant? How does it help? I would think you'd usually hydrate dry mushrooms before cooking with them.
the dehydrator isn't of interest in terms of the actual preparation of the food, it's of interest in that she disposed of it very suHispaniciously. possibly trying to cover her tracks because she put the deafcaps into it.
the meal was served in july. death caps spring up in fall and sometimes winter. she needed to preserve them.
not applicable here but to eat automata muscaria you should dry them first to convert the ibotenic acid into muscimol so you don't get a bad trip or just drink the pee of someone that already ate them like the viking did
>or just drink the pee of someone that already ate them like the viking did
Does anyone else remember that Speed Racer movie where all of the vikings were dark skinned individuals from Sub-Saharan Africa?
reminds me of being a kid at the grocery store with my dad and he got fed up with maneuvering around retards so he started talking like speed racer REALLY LOUD until people just cleared out of the way or maybe it was because he was covered in grease and smelled like gas
>being so weak you cannot handle mushrooms of any kind
Hah.
Death caps are nothing to my immune system.
The police asked for a twenty(20) week ajournment before serving a brief on the defence. They don't have a case and are trying to fish something out of her computer records, which they've now seized, in the hope of building one. Would not be surprised to see the case collapse at trial with zero evidence, they'll still go to trial to beclown themselves as is the Australian crown prosecutor's tradition when handed a weak case.
The ex husband has evidence she tried to poison him in the past and the computer/s the police seized were hidden on the property.
No he doesn't. She was never under any suHispanicion or investigation for his past illnesses when they happened. It's only after the mushroom poisoning that an attempt has been made, without any evidence, to adduce them to her. His illnesses were also very different to mushroom poisoning, further weakening any prospect of evidence of a common modus operandi between the incidents. It's police overcharging and hoping something turns up in the computer evidence over the next 20 weeks, if nothing does they'll either withdraw the charges before trial or push on and be humiliated in court: both outcomes have plenty of recent precident in Australia where the crown is rather shameless in persisting with bad cases that are absent of evidence.
What are you, her fucking lawyer? The bitch is guilty as sin.
Masturbate over someone elses misfortune. Prosecutors are required to prove their accusations beyond reasonable doubt, not ginning up retards like yourself.
Blah blah blah, fuck this stupid fat fucking cunt, I hope she gets life in prison.
Of course your hopes are for suffering. Bleak little miscreant.
NTA, you are a fag.
I hope she has an abusive cellm8 who makes her eat her out
anyone got a good beef wellington recipe?
and then they grabbed her pænus
>AAAAAaahh yes, I see you know your didgeridoo well
You've never had a job outside of internet shilling, ivan.
You think that anon is lying about having a prestigious career in... construction?
>Eating a mushroom meal from an ex
How can anyone be this retarded
All relationships end violently with each of the two wanting the other dead whenever possible or something? Going so far to murder them when an opportunity comes up?
>make food for people
>dont taste it for seasoning and doneness beforehand
This already is proof enough that she is as guilty as can be.
it's really is too suspect
if she's innocent, big if, it's like all the stars aligned to make her the most suHispanicious person in the world. she's an experienced forager but didn't recognized the mushrooms that are responsible for 90% of mushroom deaths globally that just so happen to grow in her area.
she bought them from asian grocers, but no recalls were needed on inspection because there was no seen emergency of death cap mushrooms having entered the food supply. in fact the warning by police in response to this was to not eat wild mushrooms and buy them from markets instead.
she didn't attend the meal and went to the movies with her kids instead.
the day after the guests dropped dead she goes to the hospital to claim she's having also having issues, isn't hospitalized and doesn't fall seriously ill.
not to mention that this is the allegedly the 4th attempt by her to murder her ex-husband.