German bros, is it really that weird to order my Schnitzelbrötchen with no sauce, no lettuce and no tomatoes? I just don't want the bread to become wet. But every time the lady at the bakery gives me that weirdly scared look as if I'm a psychopath
German bros, is it really that weird to order my Schnitzelbrtchen with no sauce, no lettuce and no tomatoes?
where's that McDLT funny when you need it
There will be order in mein burger
Today was the day I learned that Legoman's site is defunct and I had to grab this from iFunny Brasil
Is this what boomers in the early 2000s considered funny? Grim.
Just you wait, anon. It'll happen to everything you've ever enjoyed too.
>2 dollars for a burger
Wew
Fuck off with this reddit schrott.
That comic is older than you
Fuck off zoom zoom.
>newfag zoomers now legitimately think reddit invented mspaint comics
Jesus fucking christ
Is this what happens in countries that aren't allowed to have Chick-fil-A
That's based
no, that's cringe!
there's a reason they are being replaced by brown people
Based ethnic Germans
im german and feel called out
pls stop sharing this sentiment I dont want the wrong people to know this
I'm an American, but I have a German last name, my dad lived in Germany for 4 years, and I've got dark brown hair, and bright blue eyes like der Führer. Am I German enough to be spared? I also brew my own beer.
I have a German last name and it has only brought me pain and humiliation.
Everyone brewing beer none-compliant to the Reinheitsgebot (R) will get the rope, sooner or later.
The Reinheitsgebot is cool and all, but has never applied to beer brewed privately only commercially sold beer was regulated. Also Hope you like coriander and bay leaf weissbier.
>some sources claim that the law has been essentially unchanged since its adoption, but as early as the mid-1500s Bavaria began to allow ingredients such as coriander, bay leaf, and wheat.
I would never lie about that. Everyone knows I hate foreigners.
Not at all. The Backstube near me for some reason even puts a slice of cheese on their Hänchenschnitzelsemmel and I don't really understand why since you barely notice it and it adds nothing. I know a guy who asks for a nothing ketchup on it. To each his own, Jedem das Seine.
wet bread is fucking disgusting. i dont know how people can make a sandwich in the morning with wet ingredients and condiments and then let it sit for 4-5 hours until they eat it. that makes me gag so much.
a sandwich you're gonna eat right away is ok but so many places love to slather disgusting amounts of mayo on their sandwich which takes it back to gag-inducing.
agreed. i live in a foodie town in USA and everywhere makes burgers and chicken sandwiches with either plain mayo or their mayo-aioli blend, and puts way too much on it. on top of some dry condiments and cheese. almost everywhere i go i have them take it off because its just overdoing it.
Good thing ethnic Germans is a made-up lie.
The German question was a British/french psy-op
Because you are, hope you choke on your furz trockenes Schnitzelbrötchen
not his fault that you never had a good Schnitzel
It's true, I'm gassing 6gorillion israelites RIGHT FUCKING NOW (I love brusselsprouts)
sounds kinda dry tbh.. i always do schnitzelsemmel with plain ketchup
>I just don't want the bread to become wet.
You should be able to have lettuce with that. That really doesn't need to be served wet if it's been properly drained after cleaning.
You are a grown man so you can do whatever you want but it doesn't sound very good. At least add some mayo
Get it with the lettuce. It's nice if it's fresh and crunchy, and won't wet the bread unless they're absolutely pants on head retarded.
kek germans are the most cowed people i've ever met. even east german stock is thoroughly cucked by now. great nosh tho.
She's just lazy and hates you for making her work extra. Fuck that whore
>they are LYING about not hating non-germans
No, I'm not
there are no more ethnic germans, they were all raped out of existence by slavs at the end of doubleyoudoubleyoutoo
Wrong. Slavs have been raped by germans for centuries and fuck Hitler, Ludendorff BTFOed russia.
you called it a Brötchen and now the Verkäuferin thinks you're gay.
But your opinion is fine homosexual
I am German and I hate every non-german with a passion. Obviously, as every German, I do not publicly state my opinion (other than actually voting far right and telling everyone I voted green).
the tomato i understand, but lettuce and light sauce shouldnt compromise the integrity of a decent bun. isnt it dry as shit that way too?
Is the bun not toasted?
Did they put a thin layer of mayo and mustard to keep the bun from getting soggy?
I thought you lot invented schnitzel sandwiches?
I'm from Indiana.
Soggy bread is the least of our worries.
Just call it PUR
now you're manly and sophisticated