>get a job as a line cook. >Dishwasher jokes with me. >Older cook shows me the ropes

>get a job as a line cook
>Dishwasher jokes with me
>Older cook shows me the ropes
>Waitress brings me coffee
>Manager makes sure I eat as soon as my shift ends because I have a special diet
>Realize how badly I have been treated by people all my life

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Honeymoon period of a new job. It'll feel like shit in 3 weeks or so when the newness wears off.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut the frick up with all your fricking bad vibes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Shoo shoo you negative Nancy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're right. But being a new line cook still is one of the best jobs there is, because of OP.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everything becomes mundane after a while, but it doesn’t make OP’s experience any less meaningful. Frick you, you enormous fricking homosexual.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    he's on his dilation break, cut him some slak

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >get a job as a bartender after spending 10 years in sales and retail
    >can tell customers to frick off and not get in trouble
    >drink at work
    >pick up cute young barmaids
    >pick up customers
    >get free food

    why did i not get into bar work earlier lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You could also seek a real job.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        for what?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The satisfaction of doing something worthwhile and getting paid to develop skills that increase your personal value. Wasting your working hours on busywork progressively depletes your opportunities, which you only start to fully realize once those opportunities are gone.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            sounds like you're just trying to justify your existence by slaving to israelites

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              i fricking hate israelites but do tell me how do you expect society to work without people WORKING?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                robots and mexicans

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                are Mexicans going to build the robots

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            you're on Culinaly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Easy work
        >Get paid
        >Is happy
        How is it not a real job?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If it pays his bills and keeps him happy, it is a real job you fricking psycho.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a man that enjoys slaving to pay for the black man's reparations

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black person

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bartending is a great job and likely pays more than you make unless you're in tech. Buddy makes 80k a year from bartending. He works 24 hours a week.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          bartending is for homosexuals and women. there's no reality where a straight man makes 80k from working 24 hours a week. it's also soul sucking bullshit for people without a shred of dignity or self-respect.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Some guy who allegedly was a date rapists from my high school went on the news at the start of Corona to complain how he, a bartender making 80k a year, wasn't getting his rent paid by the government lol

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I mean on the one hand, I get it, if the government literally stops you from working they should help with supporting you, but on the other someone making 80k a year should really have more put aside for a rainy day

              I assume he spends all his money on Gamma-hydroxybutyrate instead

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Funny because that was me for a few months as senior code after my supervisor left. Nearly quit after it ended.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    fragile masculinity much

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or prehaps you took the bait?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        fragile bait taking senses much

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What does showing the rope mean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It means teaching you how things work. In english it usually means showing someone tips and tricks as to how to get the job done more effeciently.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should show you the ropes of using google to answer simple questions

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it means he showed him his penis

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        underrated

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Specifically, the 'ropes' (cum) coming out his penis.
        Shows me the ropes = slang for ejaculating on one's face.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          No you closeted homosexual, showing someone the ropes has nothing to do with semen. It has to do with people in the shipyard and on boats showing new people how to deal with the literal ropes. You know, what holds the fricking sails together, anchors the ship, ties them to the dock, etc.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            but these sailors... they WERE prone to buggery, were they not?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s a cute theory you just pulled out of your ass but sailors don’t call them “ropes”

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              A quick search shows most people agree that it comes from the golden age of sailing, pre-nineteenth century. Not ropes of semen you dick-obsessed lunatic.
              https://www.oxford-royale.com/articles/bizarre-english-idioms-meaning-origins/

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, that's some stupid bullshit written by an anemic pale pencil neck homosexual. actual sailors call them lines, no one calls them ropes.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >I know more about historical use of the English language than Oxford
                >it's gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                that's not what i claimed at all you fricking mongoloid. reread my post and work on your reading comprehension

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bondage

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lol yeah man. the good can't just invite anyone in, people abuse it. glad you found a good place with good people.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >inb4 OP calls a customer a homosexual Black person reddit troony in an autistic outburst
    good luck anon!

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Manager is just wanting to stretch your bussy

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sorry for bullying you, try to not reveal your troon status with your posts in the future, people will be nicer to you, you'll still get buttholes, this is Culinaly

    I'm happy that your'e being treated right at your job, do the same for them, try to buy bonds with them and do something for them when needed

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    everybody's gotta pull the same direction if a restaurant is going to make it

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What do you cook? Not sure why everyone is giving you shit in this thread lol maybe theyre upset people still treat them like shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its a grill so they do most work downstairs while i do prep stuff but ill have to learn everything eventually since they want me to cover shifts
      i doont mind the troon shit going on, they keep my thread bumped

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've always wanted to work as a cook, can you add my discord? clumsy#5685
        I want you to keep me updated anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i've always wanted to work as a cook, can you add my discord? clumsy#5685
        I want you to keep me updated anon

        Updates here using a tripcode would be nicer. Can you do that, OP?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          We've reached the point on this site where people are actually suggesting for others to use tripcodes. Jesus fricking wept.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What's wrong with that? Isn't that what it's for? Well, that and filter watchers on [your favourite Culinaly add-on/app].

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              he was just pretending to be an oldgay

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on the kitchen, because you're treated far worse than a servicemember and worked in more awful conditions, people have a tendency to take care of each other. No management around and someone ordered a custom drink? Bartender made extra and sent it back the line for "testing". People on the line overheating? Taking turns resting in the walk-in cooler. Someone bought personal fan to put on the line just to cool down everyone off. Just put it away when management or a health inspector shows up. Whose icewater is whose? Frick it, I trust you frickers. You'd better not have herpes. It's 120F in here and no one cares.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >forget to set alarm, oversleep and miss work
    >boss gets in his truck and drives to my house to check that i'm okay
    it's been a year and they haven't hired any more kitchen staff, it's just me, the owner and the owner's son

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You'll be a drug addict in about three months.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dumb earthoids really sent their exact coordinates along with valuable information about their species out into the cosmos FOR FREE
      just asking to get invaded

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I always thought the worst part was making the record out of gold. A rare and very useful metal that proves out planet has it as a harvestable resource. But yeah, the gold record is basically the stellar equivalent of doxxing yourself.
        Oh well. We'll see what happens.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Nah m8, there's so much gold in asteroids that if that's all someone wanted, they'd never have any reason to get down into a planetary gravity well to get the tiny little bit of gold in a rocky planet.
          I agree that it's probably not a great idea to be randomly throwing our address out into space, though.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            For all you know gold extends life by 7 trillion earth lifetimes per gram. All I know is it isn't a common metal.
            But realistically we'll end up like the Aniara. A graveyard of a planet, long before anyone comes to check up on us. Assuming some grand creator doesn't intervene of course.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              oh im on my way. you humans just keep burying your heads in the sand.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but it was golden nudes. I mean, who invades a planet that sends ASL then nudes of both genders in gold?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >aliens are just israelites

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Extremely jealous anon but I’m also really happy for you. I’ve had shit luck with employers.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How often do line cooks have to deal with the customers face to face?

    The job feels like it'd be stressful as frick but not having to deal with customers would make it 100x easier.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's pretty uncommon in RESTAURANT restaurants.
      In restaurants that are closer to fast food joints, you might have to do a bit of FOH stuff if you're cross-trained or a manager.
      I only ever have to go up front to ring someone up when the one server on shift is in the shitter or something. Other than that I never have to leave the kitchen. I'm not a huge fan of answering the phone, though. It never fails that a gorillion tickets will pop up or timers start going off when I'm taking an order.
      t. 'za manager/cook

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP is good looking and has a nice personality, that's how he gets all the benefits

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    happy for you anon but people most likely treated you like shit because
    *drum roll*
    you were shit and deserved it
    your in a better place right now but dont be a victim you little homosexual

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good for you anon.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a similar environment and everyone is nice but idk how to to talk to new people

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hope things continue to go well for you at your new job.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    most based thread on Culinaly right now, i love you all

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Absolutely based OP, considering becoming a line cook myself.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I've only worked 3 days in the kitchen as a dishwasher, everyone was honestly so nice. had a coworker my age who started the same day I did and we started becoming friends, the owner brought me coffee himself during my break and had a chat with me. then i fainted during the third day, no idea why but i had pretty bad social anxiety and barely ate at the time so that might be it. was sent home and said they'll give me a call in a day or two to check up on me and see if I can get back to work soon. they didn't. didn't answer my calls or texts either, I'd appreciate it a lot more if they at least fired me. anyway this was during the middle of covid lockdowns too and was first job i landed after like a 100 different interviews. ended up homeless a month later cause I used all my savings and got kicked out. thanks for reading my blog and frick you to whoever in that restaurant didn't even have the decency to fire me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This canada?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        London

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're gonna be happy fren

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