Get fricked I'll eat my sushi however I want

Get fricked I'll eat my sushi however I want

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just order sashimi

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >

      >Get kicked out of restaurant


      >Disneyworld.gif

      well I'm a picky eater. I don't like fish, so I just eat the rice. deal with it, sushislave

      I can't even imagine giving a frick about what the "chef" thinks


      what if we made the rice a patty and put the sashimi in the middle of 2 rices

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        too much rice

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's basically what maki rolls are.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous
        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Those little fellas are awesome

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Get kicked out of restaurant
    >Disneyworld.gif

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Can they really kick you out of a restaurant for eating sushi the wrong way?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        no

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    well I'm a picky eater. I don't like fish, so I just eat the rice. deal with it, sushislave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having the pallet of a toddler. Grow up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What would a toddler do with a pallet? Logistics?

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        I've never met a picky eater who was intelligent.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Then why not order inari sushi (fermented tofu skin) or tamago (egg omelette sushi)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The chef at my local sushi restaurant has only been doing it for 8 years so it'll be another 2 before tamago is on the menu unfortunately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You will die of a macronutrient deficiency and nobody will be confused as to why.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why don't you just order rice? Seems expensive to order sushi and throw the fish away

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      good news, there are egg omelette sushi on the childrens menu

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Buy a sushi bowl with avocado and cream cheese then moron

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      The election tourists must be here if they can't tell this is bait. And not even good bait.

    • 4 days ago
      Anonymous

      NOOOO YOU CANNOTU DO THISU YOU DISHONORU MY FAMIRY I MUST COMMIT SEPPUKU NOW

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even imagine giving a frick about what the "chef" thinks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >im gonna pay 250$ for a personally prepared sushi meal and then completely frick it up just because i can
      people like this are always insufferable and egotistic

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >pay for food
        >eat it how you want
        >NOOOOOOO STOP THAT GAIJIN!!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>im gonna pay 250$ for a personally prepared sushi meal

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        t.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous
    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      why are you like this

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        the chef can eat his food however he wants, and so will I. I'll put frickin barbecue sauce and mayonnaise on there if people keep complaining

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I'll take a bread roll in my pocket and make a fricking sammich if I want, maybe a couple of packets of diablo sauce to give that bad boy a little zing. Frick that b***h.

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    have you tried just getting sashimi

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When no one is looking I do this in the buffet. That or put the rice in between the booth and wall.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When no one is looking I the azn child sitting by herself playing games on her tablet at buffets.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      accidentally?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Intentionally

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The whole child?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Just the lower half unless her top is beginning to bud.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        a coca-cola bottle

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I always separate the sushi ingredients so I can eat them separately in the proportions I want. What's wrong with doing this?

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Me too

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me three

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Me four.

        • 4 days ago
          Anonymous

          >mini beef wellington sushi
          Interesting UK Asian fusion

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >you don't put ginger on the fish

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I insulted a sushi chef in Tokyo when I asked for more wasabi. The look he gave me was like I’d shat on his mother’s grave and he just gave me more ginger instead.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Nobody posted the webm yet? c'monnnn

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I entered this thread specifically to see this clip. Thank you for not letting us down.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        whenceforth cometh this

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like modern streamslop but could be anything.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I looked it up it's a Showtime show called "Billions" which is notable for having a non-binary character, depicting BDSM, and being loosely based on some Indian in New York. Overall it sounds like an instant classic for goyim worldwide to enjoy.

          • 6 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Koppelman, Levien, Sorkin
            Oh, huh. Very curious events happen in that scene as well. Anyway, turns out it's season 2, episode 2.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        I repeatedly christen the man in this gif as "Sheldon Culinalyooper" and it is just not taking off

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like the real sheldon Culinalyooper was you, autist.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          there's 8 people on this board, how would it take off exactly?

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Well then stop trying to make "Sheldon Culinalyooper" happen. It's not going to happen.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          You can try on Culinaly

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            You don’t get to bring friends

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you look like a pleb/act rude at a good sushi place they'll just give you the shit cuts they would never serve to real sushi appreciators.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having the main part of the sushi looks like gang-greene has gotten to it, but the rest looks delicious. People are going to want to taste the parts separately.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    they're really weird about that shit in Japan, especially at the high end sushi places. like they don't give a shit about customer service, you're gonna eat the sushi or watever the frick they serve you the way they want you to or you'll get yelled at.
    i went to one place where they served me the deep fried head and tail of a prawn i just saw alive like 5 minutes ago. i had no interest in eating that shit but the mean sushi chef yelled at me so i did. it was fishy and crunchy and it sucked.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >deep fried fish was fishy and crunchy
      what were you expecting?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        i didn't expect the shell to retain that much of shrimp flavor. it was like eating a brine soaked piece of cheap plastic. cannot recommend avoiding it enough.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe people just expect these high end expensive Japanese places know what they are doing, even if they don't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The chef spent TEN YEARS perfecting that deep fried prawn. Have some RESPECT.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you will eat the sea bug

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >yelled
      Yeah, right bro. Japs will NEVER yell at tourists as they would lose face doing so. At the most, they will politely ask you to leave. You'll have to do Johnny Somali stuff to even get them to frown at you. Nice fiction.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had an unfortunate incident where I went to a Michelin star restaurant in Tokyo while sick, which killed my appetite. Couldn't cancel since we booked in advance. We were seated at a bar in front of the chef, and I must've really looked like I was struggling because the chef pulled up Google translate on his phone and showed me a message saying "please do not feel the need to eat if you are full". It was nice of him but I felt real bad about it since the food was so good. Serves as a counterexample to the sentiment that all these chefs are uptight.

  16. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I carry my own bottle of ketchup into sushi shops because often they don't have any on the tables.

  17. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    the muh etiquette meme is fricktarded but why the hell would you order sushi only to deconstruct it? you could just order sashimi if you wanted the fish and rice on the side. waste of your own money imo

  18. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    I intentionally seek out high end sushi restaurants to have a dining experience where I disregard all notions of "proper sushi etiquette" right yon front of the nip who made the food for me as a critique of capitalism and Palestine.

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      no you don't lmao imagine being such a b***h

    • 6 days ago
      Anonymous

      I intentionally go to sushi buffets so I can crossplay Hanekawa.

      • 6 days ago
        Anonymous

        >hagekawa

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      moron bait post

  19. 6 days ago
    Anonymous

    >cold food
    I hate it when the crew wants sushi, it should be a lunch option not dinner

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Just order Fugu, so the chef can isekai you to your favorite manga.

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    As long as there's no wasabi involved I'll eat any sushi as it's served. Wasabi fricking sucks and ruins everything. Same with pickles.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i thought it was considered bad manners to dip the rice into soy sauce? how are you supposed to do it then?

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    why WOULD you separate it that's like buying a burger and eating the toppings. ketolardism?

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >greatest insult to a sushi chef
    What if you just call him a gay?

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