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What's the worst rules, guidelines, conditions etc a restaurant has ever tried to put you through? Did you go along with it or stand up for yourself?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Washing your hands after using the bathroom

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hello sar

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    don't grope the waitresses. and no, I just left.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Heck yeah, who can't go through a day without groping some cute waitresess or hostesses with the mostesses, let alone some stewdardess on airplanes? Frick, I'm not even a creepy politician with a glory hole.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked at a chicken processing factory. It was pretty much the expected basics of hair nets, wash your hand before getting in and don't sneeze on the chicken.
    While you can't really doghe the hair nets, everyone just barely rinsed their hands, pretended to use soap then dried them with like 5 papers towels because they can't be assed to do it properly.
    Not being a middle aged woman I was quickly promoted off the line, got forklift certified and spent my days hauling more wing sauce ingredients to the sauce room, mixed it up with no effort towards proper hygiene and ate as many wings as I wanted, often double dipping directly in the vat.
    The only actually annoying thing was that you were supposed to switch your lab coat and gloves between "areas". I never actually bothered doing it and was only warned once when the usual quality control lady was out sick and her replacement was a stuck up fresh grad.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is it really that much to ask to practice basic hygiene like washing your hands

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When you have to do it 30 times a day because you peeked around the corner to see if the forklift guy was bringing more pallets or because you has a look in the freezer to see if they had more buffalo wings ready to pack, yes.
        I didn't touch anything or cross any "raw vs cooked" boundary, why do I need to wash my hands again when picking up a bag from the floor does not require washing your hands?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Well that was an important contextual detail that should have been included

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You seem like an butthole.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you'd have a field day with the union people then
        >a new machine is installed
        >we're starting it up for the first time ever
        >angry c**t is arguing that we're doing it wrong and the tasks are against the CBA because it makes more sense to move counterclockwise on this machine but everything else in the factory goes clockwise
        >manager just send her back to the old machine and has only students fill up the new machine's positions
        >she tried to have him written up 3 times

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          what if she was right and doing it clockwise was stupid

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            stupid or not it's not against the convention, and you know, the machine was brand new, she didn't know what it did and how yet.
            To be clear, I'm referring the rotation you usually see in such jobs, where every 30m you rotate to the next job to avoir repetitive stress injury and the likes. So the usual bagging > sorting > boxing cycle was clockwise on old machines, but the same cycle was counterclockwise on the new machien due to its shape.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              so the manager was advised the new machine should be used in a new way, but he discarded the advice and used it in an old, less effective way because of convention

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I can't tell if you truly don't understand me or if you're trolling.
                The manager doesn't care about the direction in itself, we're just following the physical layout of the machine and the room it's in.
                >start at the start of the process
                >move towards the end of the process
                >take a break after the last position
                >start over
                The order is made to ensure you don't do the same repetitive movements for too long, to avoid injuries. So if there's 2 "folding boxes" positions, you don't do them in a row, you do something like
                >folding boxes
                >sorting bags
                >stacking boxes
                >folding boxes
                >filling up supplies
                >take a bathroom break
                >fol

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                last line was meant to be
                >start over at folding boxes

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Bottom line is that you might want to get a better job, that one doesn't seem to be going too well for you.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that was a student job, I long left it
                tbh it really wasn't that bad, as far as unskilled labor goes. That was 15 years ago now and I was paid 21.50/h back then

                you just said "the same cycle was counterclockwise on the new machien due to its shape."
                would it not be following the "physical layout of the machine" to go counterclockwise?

                I dunno how it explain it better so have a shitty picture. It's basically a bunch of specific machinery doing 1 task, linked together by conveyor belts like at at the top of picrel. The new setup is basically just mirrored.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What do you think of industrial music?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was was always into Tangerine Dream and Vangelis, what is "industrial music?" Is that like elevator music meant to put people to sleep so they can get through their dreary days of minimum wage cage work punchcard bullshit?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tangerine Dream and Vangelis
                That's like lighter progressive rock and jazz fusion. Industrial music is like what I linked. Repetitive and loud drums, basslines, droning lyrics, progressive mixes, etc

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What are you some kind of pickey eater that goes for rap "music" and the beat beat beat?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Diagnosable schizophrenia, I said nothing about rap

                https://i.imgur.com/dHnVibF.jpeg

                factory anon here
                I don't really care for it, I'm a huge weeb and spent my time listening through the 2hu megatorrent on these bad boys

                >2hu
                ZASED

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                factory anon here
                I don't really care for it, I'm a huge weeb and spent my time listening through the 2hu megatorrent on these bad boys

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hopefully the factory paid for those.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They sure did. They paid for a new set of the ear protectors (regular, radio or ear molds), steel-tip boots and low-humidity coats every 18 months.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about post a pic of that dumb cow, we'll all behold in that thing's glory, MOO!

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Factorio 2 looking sick

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                you just said "the same cycle was counterclockwise on the new machien due to its shape."
                would it not be following the "physical layout of the machine" to go counterclockwise?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you have to be kind an butthole to work a shitty job like processing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus anon, I know this is Culinaly but come on have some common decency. Straight up animal behavior

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I worked in a kitchen a health inspector cited us because he saw the chef tasting dishes in the kitchen to make sure they were seasoned right because he was "eating in the food preparation area". In his own words if we wanted to taste a dish to make sure it was cooked correctly we had to take a sample of the dish, walk outside the kitchen, taste it, and then walk back in. It was at that exact moment I realized that all government is a farce.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eating in the food preparation area can lead to cross-contamination and the spread of disease

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thanks chatgpt

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you a bureaucrat by any chance? I've noticed most administrative personnel tend to have low IQs and have difficulty understanding the concept of reasonable allowances or practical circumstances.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          there wouldn't be a rule unless someone had fricked up enough for it to be requested

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            85 IQ post

            >one dipshit low level public employee enforcing one dipshit rule
            >GUBBERMENT BAD
            you people

            Name one government rule not enforced by a dipshit low level employee

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              are you a libertarian by chance

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one dipshit low level public employee enforcing one dipshit rule
      >GUBBERMENT BAD
      you people

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah it's a pretty common trend. I worked QC in construction and a there are different kind of inspectors but there are a lot of them who will try to find faults everywhere because they think it will improve their chances of promotion by b***hing at small thing. One of those gays came up to me and my partner and started yelling at me for wearing sneakers while they were actually steel toe and he didn't think the eye pro my buddy was wearing looked like real safety glasses and picked up a rock from the ground and asked if he should put them to the test.

        It's just a profession that attracts the worst kinds of people. They want to be the bullies they wish they were in high school. There were lots of cool TxDOT inspectors though so they're not all bad.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Iv'e had to deal those inspector types from NASA on my code, they go through everything and it's funny when they can't find a fricking thing to hollar at, that's part of the job God love them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's normal everywhere, but it's profoundly moronic and literally no one except tiny dick health inspectors care.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Covid mask, while eating.
    I'm not kidding.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It makes me kind of nervous when government folk are going around my code but others accounting books and such, there's nothing to be nervous about maybe it's just natural. I'd like to see them with me going through their code and accounting books.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Which domain are you in? I'm not aware of many places that would have government code audits.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Back then it was .com, but we had government oversight, now I don't deal with that shit anymore.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Many miles away

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        BBC spambots for /gif/

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know if ESL, but business shit especially when it comes to accounting I get scared. Do my best to keep it straight laced but nowadays you never know what they'll try to hit you with

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >year two thousand and twenty
    >work as a server at Olive Garden
    >when you're here, you're family
    >fauci flu happens
    >management asks servers to wear what I can only describe as a hazmat suit
    >a hazmat suit to serve pasta to fat people
    >i quit on the spot
    >my life has only improved every year since

    thanks anthony

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