>Get invited to the house for a dinner party with acquaintances
>They have an unrestrained dog/cat that they are petting constantly/letting into every room
>"Why are you not eating, Anon, aren't you hungry?"
>Get invited to the house for a dinner party with acquaintances
Shalom.
only a problem if your have an issue with your immune system
>just eat dog shit bro you're not some kind of pussy right? baby can't handle a little poopie?
OP didn't mention that the entree was dog shit, my bad bro
>waahh! dogs have cooties
was there shit on the dog, or just in your mind?
let me guess, you're a muslim?
based immune system chad
go fuck yourslef bitch lmao
Eating dogshit is so giga based and fucking epic. Only soyboy goytoys disagree
>Only soyboy goytoys disagree
this but unironically
Glad you understand your place
The only problem I have with cats and dogs are the owns who let their cats on the kitchen counters, other than that I don't care. However, when people have all sorts of smelly rodent pets, that's when I dip.
Stupid dirty animals.. I would’ve unironically grabbed the beast by the throat, strangled it to death, then feasted on it raw right in front of its dumbass owners
Petfags are legitimately the worst, if you have pets that live indoors I know for a fact you're an NPC of the highest order. Outdoor or working animals are acceptable, but animals do not belong inside the house.
>get invited over to eat pizza with old friend and his family
>family dog is severely obese, can barely walk
>friend and family keep feeding him pizza crusts and occasionally large pieces of pizza
>encourage me to feed the dog
>"its ok anon he can have some pizza"
If only you knew how bad things really are
Happened to me last week. Went to a new acquaintances house for a game night. His hunting breed puppy was all over everybody, licking their faces and jumping on the furniture. Nobody was particularly bothered but it's insane how people let their pets do anything these days.
House cats disgust me though. Some anon posted recently that cat people have horrible hygiene and anecdotally that's been very true
oh my god, cats are DISGUSTING, so unhygenic! it's INSANE how people let their pets do ANYTHING these days!
did you leave and get a manicure and an oat milk latte instead city boy?
>Get invited to house for dinner
>Parents are cats
>Family reveals themselves to all be cats wearing human skin suits
>Initially freaked by my friend being a cat, but they're eating fish
>Everything's alright because the fish is good
People who complain about dogs and cats being disgusting should be pinned to the ground and shit on. Shut the fuck up you fat disgusting shaved chimp, hold yourself in lower regards.
reddoit, ESL. maybe you are on the same level of hygiene and behavior as a dog but I'm going to keep holding myself in higher regards
>hold yourself in lower regards.
no, kek. they are idle pets and I am their master.
Master of fucking up a reply, sure.
>he thinks he's getting a (You)