Gf cooked us a steak with bone marrow butter, air fried chips, garlic mushrooms and a salad with cherry tomatoes and radishes for tea

Gf cooked us a steak with bone marrow butter, air fried chips, garlic mushrooms and a salad with cherry tomatoes and radishes for tea

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    at least 1400 calories.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stop being a little scrawny sedentary b***h, you lil queer homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually I'm 40 pounds overweight trying to lose more so I'm hyper aware of calories.

      cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The human body is not a bomb calorimeter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ok anon. if you say so.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      half that plate has pretty much no calories, i'd assume it's closer to 1000 and 1200 max

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well you can't tell exactly how much oil is in those fries, and it's difficult to tell what steak that is or how much it weights. also it has butter slathered on it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She couldn’t be bothered to dress that sorry little salad? Not even a sprinkle of olive and lemon juice and some salt. Sad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left half of the plate looks good.
      Right half should be scooped into the trash, politely so as not to hurt her feelings.

      Well, I mean, she tried. It’s not the worst meal I’ve ever seen, but, the steak looks burnt around the edges, yet somehow not sufficiently browned. Steak seared properly should have a nice golden brown crust. Also air fried chips? You basically just mean oven chips. Which are meh. The salad isn’t dressed and is just dry leaves, she didn’t even bother to cut the tomatoes up and why the big pieces of reddish? Makes no sense.All in all, it’s a very low effort meal, that you’re trying to make sound more sophisticated than it actually is. It’s idk, a 3/10.

      incels detected.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        we're proud to hate all women, we will never acknowledge that they can contribute something to the world, because if they don't want us, then they are worth nothing, simple as.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they don't want you because they can sense your self loathing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            woah a woman projecting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >you’re not allowed to criticize an undressed salad made by a woman or it means you hate all women
        Simp

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          did it ever occur to you that he took the picture before adding a dressing? do you morons only eat something as served like good little npc's?

          woah a woman projecting

          no a man observing.

          Simp detected. Let a woman touch his food.

          if you won't let her touch your food she definitely will never touch your dick gay boy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Simp detected. Let a woman touch his food.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the none marrow butter?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Left half of the plate looks good.
    Right half should be scooped into the trash, politely so as not to hurt her feelings.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are you a literal child?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imaginary girlfriend thread yet again sage Black person

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well, I mean, she tried. It’s not the worst meal I’ve ever seen, but, the steak looks burnt around the edges, yet somehow not sufficiently browned. Steak seared properly should have a nice golden brown crust. Also air fried chips? You basically just mean oven chips. Which are meh. The salad isn’t dressed and is just dry leaves, she didn’t even bother to cut the tomatoes up and why the big pieces of reddish? Makes no sense.All in all, it’s a very low effort meal, that you’re trying to make sound more sophisticated than it actually is. It’s idk, a 3/10.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would grill the tomatoes, pickle the radish, then toss your gf's salad (into the bin).
    I also prefer mashed taters instead of fries.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds good, playa, but I would drizzle some olive oil and squeeze some lemon on the greens and eat them too. Seriously, what was she thinking serving that lazy, undressed “salad”?

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You let your "GF" cook you steak. What could you not lift the cast iron pan fricking simp homosexual. Bet she deep dicked you with her wiener after.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks perfect except for the whole uncut tomatoes

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Looks good, Anon. I would eat it.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every thing looks good except the stake, but that’s because I don’t eat beef.

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