GF made us chicken tikka masala

GF made us chicken tikka masala

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a pre-mix sauce. maya kaimal? next time tell her to add coriander, cardamom, salt, pepper, turmeric and curry powder (and frozen peas and carrots) to the rice as it cooks. goes really well with red chicken curries

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wet hair at the dinner table

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like jar sauce, she didn't make anything (except for my dick hard)

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are there no knives on the place settings? Will you be pushing your bites onto the forks with your fingertips? Will you not butter your naan?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Will you be pushing your bites onto the forks with your fingertips?
      Have you never used a fork? What in the frick am I reading here?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't need forks for McDonalds and Popeyes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        absolute barbarian! It's basic etiquette to use both a fork and a knife.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      break's over Sanjay, back to making iced capps

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      knives are illegal in our country, we had to beg for forks and spoons

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >knives are illegal in our country, we had to beg for forks and spoons
        I'll bet you just got put on a terrist watch list because you asked for a spoon. You can lose an eye with one of those things.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your gf has the scariest hands I've ever seen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      healthcare workers don't paint their nails

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The sauce looks weirdly thick, like it's full of corn starch thick.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a man

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what age is ur gf?? she dresses like a 15 year old with a wardrobe full of shein

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    looks like the chunkiest sweet and sour soup from the hole in the wall chinese takeout poured over rice. that, or ultra gelatinous kimchi. anyways, crammable

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The “naan” looks like pita bread

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your table looks like shit, the curry looks like shot and bland as frick, the rice is bland and flavourless. those are pittas and not naans. Mug is C for c**t.
    tell your girlfriend to KILL HERSELF

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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    how when this looks like a shitty yuropoor apartment

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is that a fricking hoof?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Greasy stringy hair
    I've only ever seen it that bad on ghetto b***hes and trannies.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Don't forget drug addicts. Often a ghetto b***h but not always.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    good for you for having some love on your life OP, loneliness is torture
    and the food looks good too

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats a man

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like your gf and the food
    Good for you

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gf’s better.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mine (white male) was fantastic. Why the frick can't you make your own curry anons? This is the Culinalying board, not the choking on coCulinaly board.

      This is pretty close to how I make chana masala.

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      Chicken Tikka Masala is the same thing but separately partially cook some cubed spice-tossed chicken and throw it back in near the end of cooking so it doesn't overcook.

      * don't forget to *dry* the chicken before tossing in spices
      * add sugar and acid near the end, if you don't have amchur, lemon or lime juice work great
      * add in some heavy cream or coconut milk for a creamier taste/texture
      * use the aquafaba from canned beans or the bean cooking water in the sauce, it will help give a good texture

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        What do you mean, my femoid makes her own curry and adds a lot of heavy cream. The only thing she omits is peanut paste because I have peanut allergy.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only morons add peanut anything to their curry. Yes I'm looking at you, ladyboyland.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What about soaked and ground cashews?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How big is that pan, white man?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          10" or 12" can't really remember.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve seen you post her before and her hands are always clawed. Did she have a stroke or something?

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get you a gf that can actually cook from scratch

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The awkward part is the "naan bread". The frick are you supposed to do with those? There isn't enough sauce to scoop/dunk.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >us
    Who's "us"

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you eating it in a plate and not a bowl

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