girlfriend made me a honey pouch. jealous?

girlfriend made me a honey pouch. jealous?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake honey is sold in the bear bottles, that's why it's so cheap compared to real honey.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      this is golden blossom, it wasnt cheaper i just like the bear

      stop being a neb, the bear is cute

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do bears make honey anyway, never seen one do it

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your girlfriend just lets me use her honey pouch

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    im so frickin tired of people claiming and putting shit on a lid like 100% natural honey
    you taste it and it not only tastes but has a texture of a sugar syrup as well
    i would literally prefer crystallised fructose (old) honey with crystal spikes so rough, tough, and dry because youd have a better chance finding and eating real honey that way
    frick that liquid shit jeets in the factory dilute with hfcs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      but thats not good on my cheerios

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you a real bear you eat that shit with a spoon, you gotta know your liquid gold
        premium stuff is
        >homemade, on craigslist, your local fair or farmers market
        >having a lil bit of crystals on the bottom
        >claiming where its from, what plants were used by bees-you could tell by colour, scent, and texture
        >they have a variety of different sorts of honey. im more of a dark and bitter kind of guy, but from all the fairs ive been on they have up to 10 different textures, colours, and flavours
        >price, its the one thing that i learned over the years that if its cheap its bad-works 80% of the time with some ridiculously cheap outliers but thats like a diamond in the rough
        >vendor is almost always an old guy or a fat middle aged lady, in my experience they give you a fair price for the best stuff you could get
        >also if you buy in bulk from real people (which you want to do since honey doesnt perish) you can haggle as much as half the price off

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fake and gay

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you diabetic? wtf?

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    How about instead of making you useless pouches you get her to sew that shameful little hole in your pants?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      she did, this is after...what happened was that i burnt a pinky finger sized hole with a stoner incident

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't listen to these stupid fricks, I think it's cute anon

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe this is a dumb question but it is just some accessory thing right? Like some swag for your phone or something? Or is it literally for honey bottles lol

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, you seriously don't pocket honey?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I ever see this shit irl I will cut it off with my pocket knife

    I better not see you around OP

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jokes on you, knife play gets me throbbing

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah we'll see how much you'll be throbbing when your only choice will be to transition after I'm done w you

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyway its honey time

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a lovely and caring GF OP, don't mind the haters.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    god i live for honey breakfast

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