>2lb of ground pork >1-2 eggs >breadcrumbs >seasonings + parmesan cheese >form into 30-40 balls (keep a bowl of water out to rub your hands in when the meat starts sticking
then i bake until they're done
I just remembered getting into a big argument with my ex gf because she would make huge fucking meatballs and I asked her to try making them smaller and she got defensive and butthurt. Fuckin bitch
>sweetie can you pleeeeease make the meaty ballies just a wiiiiiiiiiddle bit smaller they're too big for my widdle mouf 🙁
Eat your fucking meat and shut up gay boy
Don't you have some vegan chicken and quinoa to make, fairy boy
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Cope cope cope blahblahblah
HAHAHAHAHA DID YOUR WOMAN GIVE PERMISSION TO TALK LIKE THIS OHOHOHOHO
2 months ago
Anonymous
>pussy boy's first shitpost
lmao here are your meatballs homosexual
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Guy whose gf wears the pants in the relationship tries to be a badass
I told you to stop making me laugh. Enjoy your "Big balls" big boy 😉
2 months ago
Anonymous
If you prefer small meatballs and your gf wont make them how you like, you seriously just pretend to like it for her sake? Bro... that is actually pussy shit
>please honey my tiny homosexual mouth can't handle food this size, please make it smaller
Fucking lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
>no ur the fag >again
You already outed yourself as pussywhipped anon, no need to confirm it again and again.
2 months ago
Anonymous
You're throwing a tantrum about your ex making meatballs too big and pretending being a big picky pussy actually makes you a big man lmao
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Doesn't even know who he is talking to
Anon...
tell your gf I'll bring her those big balls she loves so much <3
2 months ago
Anonymous
But you're scared of the big ones gayboy, did you forget already? You screamed at your ex over it and she dumped you for being a histrionic neurotic halfman lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
Jokes on you homosexual she broke up with me cause I cheated on her, which I did because she got over the course of our 4 years together.
2 months ago
Anonymous
I'm sure you did, Chad 🙂
2 months ago
Anonymous
Im literally not him I just called you a fag cuckold for liking big balls. Stop assuming so much.
2 months ago
Anonymous
Imagine thinking liking small balls makes you a bigger man lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
Youre fixated on the balls, homosexual. Whether a man prefers big or small meatballs is not whats important. Whats important is are you a pussy who will take shit you dont like from a woman or will you man up and tell her how you like it.
2 months ago
Anonymous
The actual point is that you're a picky little bitch who throws a pissbaby shitfit when his mommy doesn't cut the crust off his peanut butter and jellies and we used to shove whiny homosexuals like you into lockers
2 months ago
Anonymous
>we >t. mommydommy's diaperbaby
lol
2 months ago
Anonymous
>these freaking meatballs are TOO BIG!!!! >MAKE >THEM >SMALLER >I'm a MAN and you make the balls SMALLER!!!!!!
2 months ago
Anonymous
>Still doesn't get it
It's not even funny anymore...
2 months ago
Anonymous
And yet you're still a big drippy pussy
2 months ago
Anonymous
2 months ago
Anonymous
Apology accepted
2 months ago
Anonymous
i never said i did however, the cuck cant read how wonderful
2 months ago
Anonymous
ANON, THIS IS YOUR GF WTF ARE YOU DOING BEING SO HATEFUL ONLY
YOU KNOW OUR BULL IS COMING OVER LATER AND YOU HAVENT EVEN STARTED CLEANING OR MAKING DINNER GET BACK TO CHORES OR YOU WONT GET TO WATCH TONIGHT!!!!!!
ugh sorry guys, my bf just is being a bit rowdy, boys will be boys. expect a Hispanicy dm later as compensation, and you know what 50% off for my OF
This is some truly bizarre cope at being told you're a pussy for being scared of pieces of meat that are too big for your dainty glass jaw
2 months ago
Anonymous
If you prefer small meatballs and your gf wont make them how you like, you seriously just pretend to like it for her sake? Bro... that is actually pussy shit
>takoyaki :/
>swedish pork takoyaki :0
This was probably hilarious in your head
They're just not that good Björn
Do you think swedes invented meatballs
Pretty much every culture and civilization has some variation of "spherical mass of mincemeat".
Do you know the best part about making meatballs? I bet someone here does
melanatee individuals do not possess the knowledge
>2lb of ground pork
>1-2 eggs
>breadcrumbs
>seasonings + parmesan cheese
>form into 30-40 balls (keep a bowl of water out to rub your hands in when the meat starts sticking
then i bake until they're done
Ok, but what seasonings? How much? How much parm?
It don't matter. None of it matters. You could take a little bit and fry it on a skillet to taste it and see if you like it.
>It don't matter. None of it matters.
I just remembered getting into a big argument with my ex gf because she would make huge fucking meatballs and I asked her to try making them smaller and she got defensive and butthurt. Fuckin bitch
Maybe you should have just eaten the big meatballs and shut the fuck up you fucking pussy
Nah if your bitch wont modify food for you then she needs obedience training. I think it was appropriate for him to get mad.
Getting mad about meatballs being too big is pussy fag behavior, sorry man
I can see it going either way. Depends on his demeanor, and how bitchy she was.
>consume big balls because your woman asks you nicely
i bet you also decided together to open the relationship disgusting homosexual
>sweetie can you pleeeeease make the meaty ballies just a wiiiiiiiiiddle bit smaller they're too big for my widdle mouf 🙁
Eat your fucking meat and shut up gay boy
>no u
HAHAHAHAH gargle on your bulls balls
ye olde cuckold
Don't you have some vegan chicken and quinoa to make, fairy boy
>Cope cope cope blahblahblah
HAHAHAHAHA DID YOUR WOMAN GIVE PERMISSION TO TALK LIKE THIS OHOHOHOHO
>pussy boy's first shitpost
lmao here are your meatballs homosexual
>Guy whose gf wears the pants in the relationship tries to be a badass
I told you to stop making me laugh. Enjoy your "Big balls" big boy 😉
>please honey my tiny homosexual mouth can't handle food this size, please make it smaller
Fucking lol
>no ur the fag
>again
You already outed yourself as pussywhipped anon, no need to confirm it again and again.
You're throwing a tantrum about your ex making meatballs too big and pretending being a big picky pussy actually makes you a big man lmao
>Doesn't even know who he is talking to
Anon...
tell your gf I'll bring her those big balls she loves so much <3
But you're scared of the big ones gayboy, did you forget already? You screamed at your ex over it and she dumped you for being a histrionic neurotic halfman lol
Jokes on you homosexual she broke up with me cause I cheated on her, which I did because she got over the course of our 4 years together.
I'm sure you did, Chad 🙂
Im literally not him I just called you a fag cuckold for liking big balls. Stop assuming so much.
Imagine thinking liking small balls makes you a bigger man lol
Youre fixated on the balls, homosexual. Whether a man prefers big or small meatballs is not whats important. Whats important is are you a pussy who will take shit you dont like from a woman or will you man up and tell her how you like it.
The actual point is that you're a picky little bitch who throws a pissbaby shitfit when his mommy doesn't cut the crust off his peanut butter and jellies and we used to shove whiny homosexuals like you into lockers
>we
>t. mommydommy's diaperbaby
lol
>these freaking meatballs are TOO BIG!!!!
>MAKE
>THEM
>SMALLER
>I'm a MAN and you make the balls SMALLER!!!!!!
>Still doesn't get it
It's not even funny anymore...
And yet you're still a big drippy pussy
Apology accepted
i never said i did however, the cuck cant read how wonderful
ANON, THIS IS YOUR GF WTF ARE YOU DOING BEING SO HATEFUL ONLY
YOU KNOW OUR BULL IS COMING OVER LATER AND YOU HAVENT EVEN STARTED CLEANING OR MAKING DINNER GET BACK TO CHORES OR YOU WONT GET TO WATCH TONIGHT!!!!!!
ugh sorry guys, my bf just is being a bit rowdy, boys will be boys. expect a Hispanicy dm later as compensation, and you know what 50% off for my OF
What a cuck mentality
>anything made by a GIRL is yummy omg haha my GF is so sweet. Me and my gfs kids are eating good tonight! I love when she cooks us soi meals
This is some truly bizarre cope at being told you're a pussy for being scared of pieces of meat that are too big for your dainty glass jaw
If you prefer small meatballs and your gf wont make them how you like, you seriously just pretend to like it for her sake? Bro... that is actually pussy shit
she's your ex why would she have to listen to you
So you're saying you like your balls on the smaller side?
Most women can't into making good meatballs. They are always gray af, especially when big.
2 lb meat ( 70/30 )
2 tsp salt
1/2 cup crumbs
2 eggs
1/4 c Parsley
1/4 Oregano
Riccota cheese
thanks for the only thing resembling a recipe.
How do you cook it? Bake/ stovetop? Temperature/ time?
Great thread everyone.
>The last thing my wife sees when she makes the meat balls too big
You guys are pussies and need to learn how to keep a woman in check
>You guys are pussies and need to learn how to keep a wom-