A crab literally broke my dad's ankle years ago. Some kids were crab fishing at a harbour we were visiting and they wouldn't touch their catch so he walks up and picks up a crab saying 'look a little one like this won't hurt you' and right on queue it pinced his thumb enough to bleed badly. He screamed ahhh FRICK and stepped backwards onto an uneven wooden beam, slipped and broke his ankle. I've not laughed that much in years. True story.
Yes, this board is too intellectual to understand such low humour.
Let me regale you with the sensible chuckles we’re accustomed to.
COPE SEETHE DILATE CHUCK SNEED troony CRAM HOW DOES HE GET OUT
>no it doesn't
You guys are morons.
OPs making a pun.
The crab IS cancer.
I realized after I posted but it was too late. I'm used to OP just being a moron all the time.
Crabs give you cancer?
Itt OP is a moron homosexual.
>gives you crabs
ftfy
>oh no I get to eat good and die faster
win/win
Gratias ago pro cancris
A crab literally broke my dad's ankle years ago. Some kids were crab fishing at a harbour we were visiting and they wouldn't touch their catch so he walks up and picks up a crab saying 'look a little one like this won't hurt you' and right on queue it pinced his thumb enough to bleed badly. He screamed ahhh FRICK and stepped backwards onto an uneven wooden beam, slipped and broke his ankle. I've not laughed that much in years. True story.
Your dad literally broke his own ankle. The crab literally pinched his thumb.
Really? Did he? Well frick me I'd never thought of it that way. Ffs I spun it to be amusing. Obviously failed.
He was a crab fisherman like you, but then he got a crab to the thumb.
I'm sorry OP, your joke is too smart for this board.
I chuckled tho.
>astrology joke
>smart
Be quiet, woman
Yes, this board is too intellectual to understand such low humour.
Let me regale you with the sensible chuckles we’re accustomed to.
COPE SEETHE DILATE CHUCK SNEED troony CRAM HOW DOES HE GET OUT
Don't forget LE HEAT OF THE X COOKS THE Y HAHAHA SO FUNNY!
edit: Whoa, thanks for the (you) kind stranger!
>astrology
it's latin, moron
its latinx, chud
¿es un latinx o una latinx?
Wasted dubs. Consider investing in good rope, whether this is sincere or bait.
Matate, hijo de puta
Heil Hitler
don't call me chud, chud
Sorry OP. This board is full of morons who won't get your joke.
>gives you Aries