>go to a conference. >DUDE IT'S CATERED FREE LUNCH!

>go to a conference
>DUDE IT'S CATERED FREE LUNCH!
>it's a bunch of gross cold sandwiches with mustard and other stuff I hate and a tiny sliver of meat and cheese
>just eat a cookie and chips and throw the rest in the trash

every fricking time. just let us leave and get our own food dammit.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to better conferences.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pansy. Imagine not only hating mustard, but still eating the cookie like a little kid and whining about it. Grow up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I can do dijon or a honey mustard but the neon yellow shit is GROSS

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't love French's but if the label is to be believed it's just "Distilled Vinegar, Water, 1 Grade Mustard Seed, Salt, Turmeric, Paprika, Spice, Natural Flavors and Garlic Powder". I think it's poorly balanced but I'll take it over the sugary red sauce (most ketchups) there's plenty of other great mustards out there though.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        they choose yellow mustard because they're cheap

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        this is a man of refined taste. Strive to emulate him

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Doesn't like cold cut sandwiches

      >Hates yellow mustard
      How do you manage to hate fundamentally inoffensive things? Are you European and pretend to despise lunch meat sandwiches and yellow mustard because its "American?"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >yellow mustard
        >lunchmeat
        >American
        Brainlet.jpg

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's what putting something in quotes means, filthy ESL.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      ... what fricking cookie are you on about? this was about sandwiches, I thought

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >... what fricking cookie are you on about?
        the one that OP said he ate, you absolute wiener-guzzling moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those sandwiches look awesome, i'd eat as many as i could.
    Hope drinks are included too, even just fizzy water would be good

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The cookies and chips are actually more worthless than the crappy sandwiches

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is "random assorted sandwiches" a better or worse catered conference lunch than "huge tray of baked ziti"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      worse, it's pretty hard to frick up baked ziti
      i don't want 1/4 lb of lettuce, a slice of tomato and the ghost of deli meat on a roll

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    skill issue

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    everyone of those sandwiches look good. 8/10 would eat

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd devour the shit out of any one of those free sandos and you are a toddler

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i miss the pre-so-called-pandemic euphoria when companies would burn through money like crazy, the hotels and meals were so good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >i miss the pre-so-called-pandemic euphoria when companies would burn through money like crazy
      They still do lmao you just don't get to see any of it
      Unless you work at a small business your employers actively hate you.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never met anybody b***h about free subs
    Stop crying

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >cruise around large multi-company office building in bustling downtown
    >see sign for free catered lunch for XYZ group meeting on Nth floor
    >swing in
    >grab sandwich, donuts, coffee
    >wander out
    I have been doing this for years and no one has ever had a clue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This, thank god someone else does it too haha. I literally, unironically got the idea from Seinfeld where Kramer starts pretending to be a businessman and it actually fricking works lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Black person behavior

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >black man in a business meeting
        It'd never work, too unbelievable.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >still eat a whole row

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those sandwiches look alright. You're just a fricking pig.
    You realize normal people don't eat 2000 calories in every meal, right? That's why you're a slow, sweaty fatass.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >You realize normal people don't eat 2000 calories in every meal, right?
      It's like you've never been to a restaurant and seen what people eat. never looked at the calorie information on the restaurants website.

      if you get salad, bread sticks, and alfredo dipping sauce for 2 people it's 1000 calories per person.

      any of the dinner salads at oreganos is over 1000 calories most are 1200 to 1500.

      1 16oz prime rib is 1200+ calories not counting the sides.

      if you go to cracker barrel and order any dinner with the sides that come with it, you almost can't get less than 1500 calories.

      most people have no idea how many calories they eat in a day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >talks about eating in restaurants like cracker barrel
        >alfredo dipping sauce as an appetizer

        No wonder Americans are all so fricking fat.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >work caters Potbelly
    >everyone gets a 3rd of a sandwich and a bag of Baked Lays
    Black folk

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you hate mustard, you shouldn't be left alone at all, let alone left to go get your own food. Webm related is probably what you'd get. Would be better to force feed you moderately healthy food instead.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i didn't like mustard as a kid
      as an adult, i prefer spicy brown or the real shit w/ seeds.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >real shit with seeds

        That's a meme for moronic people. Just buy this.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          No, I'm going to keep buying the thing I like, and you can keep seething that it's a "meme". That won't get you invited to my barbecues then.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          anon do you have any idea how mustard is made?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Deli mustard is prime, now add 1:1 of thousand island and you have a zesty/savory dressing for all your protein sandwiches.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah I was pretty annoyed when I had to go work an event with the promise of food being provided
    potato salad, macaroni salad, tuna salad, chicken salad
    anything that just stuff mixed with mayonnaise here?

    what a disaster

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It sure is nice working for the (local) government instead of wage slaving for coporate israelites. We're eating good for our company lunches, and there's always extra left over to take home.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Assuming you don't just want to dab on others, what are the company lunches like?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes they'll get a few different food trucks to come set up for us, or we'll use a company card to buy burgers/hot dogs/carne asada and we'll grill it ourselves, or they'll order carry out from local places. Recently for the eclipse they bought us pizza and cheesecakes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that sounds nice, especially with grill-outs. Glad they treat you well anon.

          My best "company" lunches were when I worked for the uni while studying and basically got a free meal plan independent of my wage that gave you access to the main dining hall, where culinary students and staff. Since the food was divided between "islands" that mimicked a mall food court, I'd compare it to a Golden Corral but with decent standards and quality (enough) ingredients.
          Great place to study with free caffeinated drinks when it wasn't packed.

          My first job out of uni was a company that was just bought out, so I got to experience exactly what you describe with them steadily cutting the service until COVID gave an excuse to axe it. When upper management still used it they kept a decent catering company, but then switched to such a poor replacement for $$$ that bringing my own food was superior. And that was even without having anything but a microwave to cook with.

          Been WFH for a few years, so no company lunches but no bullshit around it either. Usually make something before work and heat it up so I can use my lunch break to exercise 🙂

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks, it's definitely a privilege to have bosses who actually give a shit and don't place themselves above the peons.
            My college food court was pretty decent, would have been a pretty nice perk to eat it for free.
            I am jealous of all you work from home wagies, good for you though, cheers

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    those look pretty good but

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mmmm sandwiches!
    >what's this?
    >ooooh!
    >A mayonnaise sandwich!
    >with a quarter cup of mayonnaise!
    >so much mayonnaise that if you hold it too hard, mayonnaise will come shooting out like a cream pie!
    >mmmmmm! You can really taste the seed oil!
    >my only complaint is that sandwich places don't put even more mayonnaise into their mayonnaise sandwiches!

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >>it's a bunch of gross cold sandwiches with mustard and other stuff I hate and a tiny sliver of meat and cheese
    >>just eat a cookie and chips and throw the rest in the trash
    Gay soylet

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    NPC's love a catered lunch

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I literally only have a problem with the super bright yellow one on top

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >literally
        Stop being so effeminate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i can make a eurocuck loathe anything simply by telling them its American

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          t. obsessed and jealous reject

          Sorry your ancestors got kicked out of/had to leave civilisation. lol

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry your ancestors blew themselves up so hard they regressed into an irrelevant tourist destination

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Work paid for one that lasted a week long and they absolutely spoiled us, we got mushrooms and brie quiche, cakes, salmon salads, etc even tho we were just a handful of people they kept bringing enough food for 30

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to the Restaurant Conference in Chicago one year, holy frick the food was nonstop, my fatass gained ten pounds in 3 days.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    At least you get some food for free, my workplace just has a massively overpriced Avenue C kiosk, they even charge for fricking coffee. Place manufactures millions of massively overpriced parts per day, but they're too israeli to even give us free caffeine, let alone food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      one day they'll be sorry
      one day you'll make them pay

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        The people responsible for this are the upper management, they rarely ever visit their factory serfs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      so why do you keep generating income for people who hate you? are you a cuck? do you hate yourself? stop rewarding the people that step on your neck lmao

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        while I see your point it's obvious you don't work in the real world
        lots of times I'm offered free meal by people I do not work for in any way

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tell them you are kosher or halal or allergic to nuts or something and you'll get your own little special meal.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Conference organizer here. Catering is complicated business. I learned to appreciate every single cup of coffee that gets served.
    Nobody keeps you locked inside, you can go and get or bring your own food.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the conferences I go to have unlimited liquor and fursuit sex
    get good.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There's a very easy way to get around and out of this corporate lunch trap. Come up with an imaginary food allergy and tell them that you're leaving for lunch. And when they say well don't you like our sandwiches? You just bring the food allergy trap on them. It's really easy I've done it before.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd take those home and toast the buns and melt the cheese

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I work in a manufacturing plant and once we were told we were having a catered lunch meeting at 1 pm (I get to work at 6 am) so most of us skipped lunch and kept working. We got to the meeting and sat down and talked for an hour but the food never showed up. Apparently they had forgotten to actually order it. We were told that the meeting counted as our lunch break and we had to go back to work without eating.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And then you all quietly filed off and went back to work while management went home 3 hours early

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We kind of got belligerent and just argued with the intelligent but clearly autistic upper manager during the meeting. It became very unproductive very fast when we realized we weren't getting food. It was also the first time I'd gotten to drink water in 7 hours so I just drank like 5 bottles of water during the meeting.

        But yeah managers work from like 6:30 am to 3 pm and we work from 6:30 to 7. To be fairy they are salary and I'd do the same thing in their position.

        Denying employees a dedicated lunch break is illegal, even in the US hellscape.

        It's only illegal on paper and our lunch breaks arent clocked. If anyone ever admitted they didn't take a lunch, they would be punished for not taking a lunch. Modern wagie environment is that 100% of liability for everything falls on the wagie.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >punished for not taking a lunch
          If you were smart, you'd threaten legal action. It'd be a very easy win and they know it.
          >b-but they'd fire me
          Wrongful termination suit.
          You have rights, moron. You just can't stand by and watch someone take them.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            unfortunately I make too much money to risk throwing it all away on a gamble for a payout. Yeah my job is a nightmare hellscape but I make more than some of the managers and I've never seen or heard of an employee successfully suing ~~*Procter & Gamble*~~. Their legal department is too large and powerful. The only way to win is slam dunk cases like verifiable false advertising

            it's also possible that I released my right to sue them in my employment contract.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I work for the kind of place that will deactivate your badge if you mention unionizing. They won't fire you, but they'll just prevent you from entering the facility and then you'll get fired for not coming in.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                walmart?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                no I work for Procter and Gamble at a manufacturing plant

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Procter and Gamble
                >manufacturing plant
                wut

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Procter and Gamble is a company that makes basically every flagship product in a supermarket. Dawn dish soap, Tide, Bounty, Charmin, Febreze, Gain, Gillette razors, Pampers and Luvs diapers, etc.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                i love the way sodium lauryl sulphate cleans my gums and my body and my dishes.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >punished for not taking a lunch
              If you were smart, you'd threaten legal action. It'd be a very easy win and they know it.
              >b-but they'd fire me
              Wrongful termination suit.
              You have rights, moron. You just can't stand by and watch someone take them.

              We kind of got belligerent and just argued with the intelligent but clearly autistic upper manager during the meeting. It became very unproductive very fast when we realized we weren't getting food. It was also the first time I'd gotten to drink water in 7 hours so I just drank like 5 bottles of water during the meeting.

              But yeah managers work from like 6:30 am to 3 pm and we work from 6:30 to 7. To be fairy they are salary and I'd do the same thing in their position.

              [...]
              It's only illegal on paper and our lunch breaks arent clocked. If anyone ever admitted they didn't take a lunch, they would be punished for not taking a lunch. Modern wagie environment is that 100% of liability for everything falls on the wagie.

              I work in a manufacturing plant and once we were told we were having a catered lunch meeting at 1 pm (I get to work at 6 am) so most of us skipped lunch and kept working. We got to the meeting and sat down and talked for an hour but the food never showed up. Apparently they had forgotten to actually order it. We were told that the meeting counted as our lunch break and we had to go back to work without eating.

              >oh no I got time off but they didn't give me my yum yums 🙁

              grow the frick up

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                They're not paying you to lick boots. Get back to work.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                youre right, I should be glad I didn't get to eat during my 13 hour shift

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Denying employees a dedicated lunch break is illegal, even in the US hellscape.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    looooooooove catered lunches man, free is free, don't care what it is or how bad it is. free food mmmm.

    potlucks are even better.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mmm... brown...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        vegans aren't accommodated at the potluck because nobody likes them

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being too good for decent sandwiches but still eating that garbage they call cookies and chips from an assembly line

    9 year old behavior

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    waiting for the "frick you" guy to show up with ai sandwiches

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just let us leave
    Jesus, you spineless wonder. Just fricking leave and go get the food you want. Do you need permission to go take a shit as well?
    >m-m-mustard!
    I've heard this isn't a popular condiment amongst many children. Things are making sense now.

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly one of the best sandwiches I ever had was served at a funeral lol. Turkey, Ham and cheese, alfalfa sprouts and mayonnaise, crust cut off. Similar to eating sushi I felt refreshed after eating a couple sandwiches. Been making them since.

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All mustards are delicious, I laugh and look down on sad tastelets who can't enjoy acididic flavors.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t really care for the hot english style mustard. I like spicy food but that nasal heat is just not for me, like wasabi and horseradish. All other mustards I enjoy. Honey mustard on fried chicken, grainy mustard on a pretzel, dijon on a sandwich, yellow on a hot dog… hell yeah

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could be worse. It could be the same undercooked chicken with rubbery broccoli and packaged hollandaise sauce and over cooked cheap cut of beef with instant mashed potatoes every year. Thank God it's only two days. Also thankfully I can skip out and there are decent places around the conference center

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