>go to a restaurant alone. >have my food

>go to a restaurant alone
>have my food
>waiter crouches down next to my table while I eat and says "How's the food BUDDY?"
I'm a grown fricking man. I'm not your buddy, it's "sir". I get this in pubs too, it's patronising

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are an insecure person because of your small penis

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Either you're paranoid and this doesn't happen or you exaggerate or you're a weirdo. I go to restaurants by myself sometimes even if i'm married or sit down at a bar to have a drink after work or whatever and i've never had something like that happen to me. At least he didn't call you "boss" i guess.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      .......what does it mean if people call you boss?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Usually it just means a food service worker got in the habit of calling customers that and isn't specific to you.
        If it is something uniquely used on you by someone then it might imply condescension, like you're obviously not his boss but he'll pretend you are as a joke.
        Other anon was probably just saying it's an obnoxious thing to call people rather than being concerned about some hidden meaning to it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it means they did a stint.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          only person itt with life experience

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I only used "boss" and "chief" for the regulars

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking gay at front desk at the gym used to chief, boss, and big man me all the time. So I started calling the little twat Top Gun. His friends heard me say it once and started calling him that. Hope they still do, the little fricking homo. Either way, it means they don't respect you.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I dislike being called big man very much. Chief or boss are perfectly fine, its just being informal.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >guy calls you cool nicknames
          >as revenge, give him a cool nickname back
          ???

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You must be a woman or gay

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            yeah my thoughts exactly. these two are most likely homos and they rail each other daily in the gym's bathroom, god... I really need to get myself a new membership

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >So I started calling the little twat Top Gun.
          lmao this:

          >guy calls you cool nicknames
          >as revenge, give him a cool nickname back
          ???

          it would be hilarious to get that nickname. i'd lean into it and buy a top gun hat and annoy that guy with quotes from the movie all the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I call people boss. It means that even though I'm a scraggly shaggy looking motherfricker chainsmoking behind the building, I'm not trying to start shit or anything that's just how I look.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        idk but i call strangers boss, like "thanks boss" or "scuse me boss" etc. if i think they're cool i call them "brotha". i guess "boss" is an informal way of saying sir, at least when i use it.
        although i've been thinking about hoganmaxxing and calling men women and child "BROTHER" loudly and directly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I say brotha all the time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        ey bouwse

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          i miss him so much bros.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I call people boss... I don't why or when I started but I just do it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You have to be brown or have one of the funny american accents to pull that one of, chief

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            No you fricking don't

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Anyone whose bigger than me or I assume a physically superior specimen I call chief. Equals I call mate. Lessers I call buddy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It means you are probably being served by a Muslim

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Idk, i usually use either "mate" or "bud". Only those closest to me get the privlige of being refered too as "gaygit"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        A) The waiter is chicanx or arab
        B) You look terrible, sleep deprived and/or stressed

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I went into a gas station once and an middle eastern guy said "my friend" to me and I've been using it ever since.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Option C: he made this as a terrible bait thread and you tards gave him infinite (You)s

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        if you havent noticed, this is as a sex thread from the start

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You just responded to bait moron.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but i used herbs so it didn't matter

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      even IF you're married?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Some people travel for work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >boss
      If you are the boss it's just fine.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    go gettem champ

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >He doesn't know

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EsSex….

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be patron
    >be patronized
    wow

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      underrated

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiter takes a knee or squats when coming to the table
    >i never return to the same ihop ever again
    simple as.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ok lil guy?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's your food lil buddy. Want me to bring you another napkin?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Calm down sport

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ok bucko?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiter crouches down next to my table while I eat and says "How's the food BUDDY?"
    no he didn't.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    he was probably "popular" in school and still holds to the social laws of that time in his life
    he sees someone eating alone and equates it to being a loser, as that was the common scenario in school
    he was virtue signaling as a way to boost his ego for failing and becoming a food service worker

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's not what virtue signalling means

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        NTA but he was signaling his virtue, which happens to be "screw weirdos", and he was signaling it by picking on said weirdo on public

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          ESLs should remain quiet more often.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he sees someone eating alone and equates it to being a loser
      He's not wrong

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you should have gone with the nuggs and lemonsauce

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      essex noo :'(

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      essex noo :'(

      What do the east Saxons have to do with anything?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This

        https://i.imgur.com/gGRrSTf.gif

        sex bait thread

        fine gentleman is OP

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat out alone a lot and if the waiter did that I would probably get ASMR since I am attention and touch starved

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can i stick my tongue in your ear?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You ordered the wrong food.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to a restaurant alone is how I met the drug addict who ruined my marriage-bound college relationship and detailed my life for a few years, be careful

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you had fun, still have her number?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      she datailed it like a car or what?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How's the food, JIMBO?

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I eat at restaurants alone quite a bit. And I've never once had wait staff talk to me like that.
    I've had random people do it sometimes, but even that rarely happened.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    There should be a restaurant where the staff are all middle-aged dads who call customers "champ" and "sport," deliver dad anecdotes while they cook in an open kitchen, give you a little dad proverb and tell you they're proud of you when you leave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/MUIH36F.jpeg

      Going to a restaurant alone is how I met the drug addict who ruined my marriage-bound college relationship and detailed my life for a few years, be careful

      https://i.imgur.com/SdJWQx2.jpeg

      You ordered the wrong food.

      https://i.imgur.com/4CKrDqd.jpeg

      you should have gone with the nuggs and lemonsauce

      https://i.imgur.com/vE8m5mw.gif

      >go to a restaurant alone
      >have my food
      >waiter crouches down next to my table while I eat and says "How's the food BUDDY?"
      I'm a grown fricking man. I'm not your buddy, it's "sir". I get this in pubs too, it's patronising

      FRICK ANIME!!!!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meds

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        anime website

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Knew a guy in high school who trooned out and looks almost exactly like that
            I don't get it, don't you just look yourself in the mirror and regret it all?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            woah buddy keep your troony self portraits on >>>/ic/ or

            [...]

            this board is for food and cooking

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      A restaurant staffed by really friendly Australians.
      Like when they shout a greeting at you in a sushi shop except its "HEY MATE HOW THE FRICK ARE YA, GRAB A TINNIE FROM THE FRIDGE, IT'S A FRICKEN HOT ONE TODAY AY"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        "Just outback but with imported Australians" is a workable concept

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that sure would be silly, huh? Ha ha...ha...

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah my parents never told me they were proud of me either, that's why I think it would be a cool restaurant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What if you’re motherless and hate your mother though because she’s a lying psychopathic b***h?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Mommy issues diner is two blocks down

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >motherless

        whoa flashbacks

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Still exists but its trash now

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I used to wait tables in a country club and the very first thing they hammer into you is having actual manners and being discreet and polite
    They hired a guy a few months after me who had made the casual dining circuit, he ignored the instructions because he thought he knew everything and he made bank on tips before by acting like an uber-friendly jackass. Dude went out to his very first table and tried to get buddy-buddy with one of the members, the guy called for the maitre d'hotel, talked to him quitely for like five seconds, jackass waiter gets fired twenty minutes into his first shift.
    I can't stand how restaurants operate, having your waiter be your friend may work on the yokels at Chili's but the entire point of waitstaff is that they are omnipresent but invisible. Have some class

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gated community boomer was spoken to by an unwashed peasant
      >complains to manager like a karen to get him fired
      I understand why so many trust fund kids have rebellious socialist phases

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >gated community boomer was spoken to by an unwashed peasant
      >complains to manager like a karen to get him fired
      I understand why so many trust fund kids have rebellious socialist phases

      americans are fricked in the head. waiters are there to serve the food and that's it. this does not imply they are somehow inferior, but when i eat I want to be left the frick alone. pretty sure this is a symptom of tipping culture.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >in my country le waiter cannot look at his masteur he must crawl and kneel
        Too bad you aren't in your neck of the woods no more. In America, you tip.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It would be more respectful to not tip. If they complain, tell them tips are for prostitutes.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks calling a prostitute a prostitute keeps their hands off the wallet
            "prostitute" is not a magic talisman that prevents the creation of onlyfans accounts.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I don't grasp what you think you're arguing against.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You tell him xir, I saw some guy only tip the starbucks tablet 25% what a cheapskate

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I just listen to my music whenever I'm eating alone, or chilling in the pub after work.
    Then again when I'm in the pub after work I'm in my hi-vis and covered in a patina of paint dust so I look like a technicolour hobo, so maybe they think it'd just be better not patronizing me.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frickin oath, c**t.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >gachasimp
    >man

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i get that you will probably ignore this but I need you to shut up and listen for a second
    in that restaurant theres you but inverted, and the moment he hears sir hes going to walk without tip because he doesnt want to be catered to by a pretentious waiter. this is why you pay a premium for service and why people will go to a dive (a place with bad service and sometimes bad food). it's not because they want the best food or the worst food, they want a different kind of service, and the only way to get that is to get a different audiance/clientel. so they use the venue to curate the customerbase.

    TL:DR if you are uspet about this you are in the wrong. go to a different store and paypig out.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are you 5'7" or something lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      Do they feel the need to ask for your ID also for when you order alcoholic drinks?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *lowers to your eye level with a subtle smirk*
    Feeling down CHAMP? It's gonna be alright!
    *grabs your shoulder and gives one of those condescending shoulder rubs*
    *is also at least 5 years younger than you*

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    People can tell you're autistic anon, it sucks but it's life

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Being informal and friendly with customers is how you get tipped as a male waiter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Big facts. My favorite waiter at my local italian place is a huge guy with a big beard and the first time i met him he shook my hand and asked for my name and he still remembers my name. Being on first name basis on the waiters is comfy. I prefer male waiters who actually give a frick over the women who just expect you to tip them because they smile at you and act all cute.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'll go to a place with a cool employee like this, and then four lazy as frick ones. I know they share tips, and I hate that if I give a big tip because of the cool one, it gets distributed with the ones who did nothing to earn it. I don't know how the business owners don't catch on and replace the weaker links with better staff. I've never run a business but I remain confident that I could outmanage damn near every proprietor near me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped going to my local olive garden for lunch because the bartender would never stop trying to make small talk with me

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’d take it as a compliment since they are basically saying that I look very young despite that not being the case.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My name isn’t Buddy, butthole!

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you are an ftm and you look like a preteen

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Does that get you the "buddy" treatment?

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sex bait thread

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/LvQBlqW.gif

      [...]
      >he lacks critical information

      https://i.imgur.com/jKOBrgd.png

      which hill?

      FRICK ANIME!!!!!!!!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a child you sick fricko

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        thats a boat

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sex

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >op posts a clearly bullshit story
    >expect to see a cavalcade of responses calling him a lying homosexual
    >they're all serious replies instead

    Frick this place has gone downhill

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/gGRrSTf.gif

      sex bait thread

      >he lacks critical information

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      which hill?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What part of it do you find difficult to believe? I often had similar experiences until after I turned 30. Even if the exact circumstances OP described did not occur, his fib is a good springboard for the discussion of a common phenomenon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      hey buddy relax

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you think that's bad? imagine going to your favorite place ordering your favorite plate until one day the waiters spots you and they think they are being friendly by calling out loudly what you're about to order for others to listen to. I had to walk back and never came back. I just wanted to eat in peace, not to be someone's circus freak to be filmed and plastered all over twitter for normalgays to laugh at me just because I only like one dish they serve like the autistic man that i am

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pure autism. I sometimes get recognized at places I've only been to two or three times because i typically come in around the same time of day and get the same thing. If you have something distinguishable about your appearance or the way you dress it can stick with some of the staff pretty quickly. For me they mostly recognize me for my moustache.

      If it's your favorite place it helps to get friendly with the staff because they might hook you up, return customers is what they bank on. I always used to go to this Pho place after i came back from the field when i was in the army in uniform and when they asked me how my day was i said i wish i was dead and they'd laugh and give me free shit with my order.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        quads of truth
        my bartenders give me leftovers of shots they make too much of. plus one time one of the girls gave me dibs on this nice north face jacket somebody left behind

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      People who do that shit should get fired
      >used to go to this Circle-K every Monday and Friday
      >always buy a bag of chips and a can of Monster
      >one day the clerk smirks at me and goes “You come here at the same times every week. I should just have these waiting for you at the register next time you come in”
      >chuckle awkwardly and finish paying
      >never go to that store again
      On the plus side, that guy saved me $15 a week

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Literally what is the problem here? The clerk was offering to make your trip take a little bit less time by having your items ready to go as soon as you walk in.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I had this happen to me at my favorite breakfast place.
      Accept i ended up fricking my milf waitress, the sex was bad and awkward. I never called her, even when she messaged me to say she was in the hospital after crashing her car and broke her collar bone a month later.
      In fact i saw this as an oppurtunity to get a quick breakfast in before she got out.

      I never went back to that place. Been over 9 years, still looking through the windows as i drive by to check if she is not there. It has been about 2 years since i have seen her, going to attempt to get my breaky the weekend anons.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >waiter at some place
    >decent restaurant
    >some gigaautist with downs or something is a regular
    >he's a nice guy and doesn't bother anyone but he never tips
    >always orders from the kids menu
    >we all like him tho and we're glad he's independent enough to be on his own
    >he looked like he was having a rough day yesterday so I went over to check on him
    >>how're you doing, buddy? How's the food? Can I get you anything else
    >he stammers out
    >>y-you too
    >before scrambling through his pockets and leaving some money on the table and bolting out the door
    >I kept calling after him to stop him but he just kept muttering something about how he's gonna tell his wiener bros or something?
    >didn't know he was gay, but whatever
    >he hasn't been back since, I hope he's doing well

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >decent restaurant
      >kid's menu

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's wrong? Not elitist enough for you?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      > be me
      > 140 iq multi millionaire.
      > never tip my waitress by pretending to be moronic.
      "heh, i did not get this rich by tipping some gay who thinks his smile is worth anything."

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just autistic but people in public keep treating me like an actual moron, it's annoying as hell

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The employee was just being kind to someone with special needs.
    You were probably dribbling all over your marvel toy. I hope he got you more napkins, little buddy.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >waiter crouches down next to my table while I eat and says "How's the food BUDDY?"
    >"Poggers"
    >OK well enjoy your meal buckaroo!
    >"Y-you too"
    >*unzips phone and opens Culinaly in public*
    >*makes post asserting masculinity while posting character from mobileshit*

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >mobileshit
      nah gacha kina slaps

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How ya doin there, buddy?

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Its because you look autistic. You probably aren't making eye contact or chatting up the other people sitting at the bar. Just stop acting autistic and I'm saying this as an autist myself

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What does it mean when the sandwich takeout server girl calls you "love" at an area close to but outside of NYC?

    She looked college/highschool aged and not over 30, exactly like me but I'm 5'8 and she was definitely shorter and probably 5'4? In the moment, it felt patronizing and confusing but perhaps she thought I was a hs student because hs students use this place for lunch but it was already a couple hours after lunch hour.

    "this sandwich can come with colesaw at no extra cost, love. would you like some?", "have a nice day love, enjoy"

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Its a common anglo-ism

      Like "cheers" or "brilliant", it's not used in US, and in Uk its really only ever used by women.

      In your case she probably saw it on a TV show or tiktok and thought it was quirky.

      Unlike "buddy" which is just dudebro casual if not patronizing, I'd suspect she was just trying to be bubbly and endearing. Which is ok, at a casual establishment.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      "love" or "hon" or "sweetie" is common among bartenders and doesn't mean they're into you, in fact i've noticed it means the obvious. if they think you're cute or like you a little bit ive noticed they'll refrain from using words like that
      >t. degenerate bar crawler

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >obvious
        i mean opposite

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i mean opposite
          obviously

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      She wants you to hop over the counter and spin her around and dip her and romantically kiss her like in the musical romance dramas she watches on the hallmark channel

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I had the opposite experience a while back.
    >go to Hooters alone after work, had a craving for fried pickles and wings
    >roastie waitress is over the top formal, calls me "sir" every time she speaks to me
    In my early 20s... do I look like a rapist or something? I didn't go because I wanted some prostitute to pretend to flirt with me, but isn't that what they're supposed to do? Am I too ugly or creepy looking for some hooters girl to pretend to be into me for a bigger tip?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on where you're at and her background I guess. In the south it's very common to call people sir or ma'am just out of habit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        In Texas, lived here my whole life. It's not common for hooters waitresses to call you sir, especially not since I was 22 or 23 and looked that age.
        Usually they act ditzy and flirty so lonely guys give them bigger tips.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Meh it's hooters. Don't overthink it. I almost never go there but it's a mix of girls trying to act all cute and flirty because they think you'll tip them more or if they try to give you the submissive sir treatment and act more like servants if they think you respond better to that. I'm also in texas and sometimes they go for the southern hospitality approach instead of the flirty one. It's nothing personal dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on where you're at and her background I guess. In the south it's very common to call people sir or ma'am just out of habit.

      In Texas, lived here my whole life. It's not common for hooters waitresses to call you sir, especially not since I was 22 or 23 and looked that age.
      Usually they act ditzy and flirty so lonely guys give them bigger tips.

      Meh it's hooters. Don't overthink it. I almost never go there but it's a mix of girls trying to act all cute and flirty because they think you'll tip them more or if they try to give you the submissive sir treatment and act more like servants if they think you respond better to that. I'm also in texas and sometimes they go for the southern hospitality approach instead of the flirty one. It's nothing personal dude.

      Nah
      She wanted to call you sir in bed while you were plapping her meat wallet with your sausage
      You just didn't pick up on that cause of the 'tism

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't restaurants have singles only sections?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they dont want a bunch of gay incels hooking up

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't go to restaurants alone anymore cause last time I did at one that didn't have a bar I was treated like trash too. not as pathetically as you, OP but still annoying

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    does restaurant staff actually care if a single person sits at a table?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Nope. You tell them it's just one when you come in so they don't think you're waiting for anyone else and that's that.

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sir
    >ma'am
    >boss
    >hoss
    >chief
    >sport
    >champ
    >bud/buddy
    >pal
    >mate
    >big guy/big man
    >bucko
    >sweetie
    >sugar
    >hon/honey
    >love
    What other waiterisms are there?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      babe

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        cutie

        thought i was in /LULZ/ still and about shit seeing these single words get through. anyway restaurant alonegays should just bring a laptop if you look remotely young and act like you're working hard on some Work or School type shit. Does not work if you're a visible hobo or decrepit but i dont think hobos and blue collar maxxers like this guy

        https://i.imgur.com/C4wid9L.jpeg

        I just listen to my music whenever I'm eating alone, or chilling in the pub after work.
        Then again when I'm in the pub after work I'm in my hi-vis and covered in a patina of paint dust so I look like a technicolour hobo, so maybe they think it'd just be better not patronizing me.

        get buddied and if you do you prob look like a frail twink and need to act like you're working on your masters thesis to get left alone

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          As long as you're polite, well groomed and dressed no one will give a shit. Trying to make some excuse that you're there to "work" is even more pathetic than just going in to eat by yourself because you just feel like it. They don't know who you are and they don't care.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not a real problem, but looking like you're busy is a good "frick off" signal to waiters. I'm assuming OP isn't going to some fine dining operation and it's just his local slop shop, if he is then his is autistic but the waiter seems moronic so I'm guessing it's his local diner and bar or whatever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cutie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      bub

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >buckaroo
      >tiger
      >cowboy
      >big sexy
      >pardner
      >friendo/amigo

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      every time i get big guy i automatically say "for you" afterwards and i've gotten weird looks for it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When i get roti it is "big sir"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        only interested in human mannerisms, sorry.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You are being racist

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >kid
      A local boomer shopkeeper calls some middle-aged men "kid" when he thinks it will piss them off.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Boss Man
      >Ace
      >Junior
      >Young Man (geezer on geezer.)

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Man (geezer on geezer.)
        that's cute

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If the waiter adresses me like that i won't tip or return. Frick that noise, i am here to stuff my ugly face or get wasted.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Posting cartoons . He sensed that you are a manchild

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OP is simply 5' 2"

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Going to a restaurant alone and asking to be seated at a table is weird. At least if you sit at the bar or counter you can flirt with the staff.

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You have a folder full of dank anime memes. They could call you kiddo and they'd be in the right.

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I call everywhere I don’t know boss because it empowers them to the point where I can control and manipulate them

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >enter restaurant
    >ayy what's crackin' tiger?
    >remain in restaurant

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the frick are you guys doing in restaurants where the waiters have to address you at all. usually the only time waiters interact with me is when i'm ordering and paying, neither of which require them to call me anything.
    >"good evening, ready to order?"
    >"that'll be $X."
    >"thank you, come again."
    that's about the amount of dialogue i get from any waiter ever.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i usually watch porn on my phone, as loud as possible, while i wait for my food

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