>go to city park. >Mexican guy grilling an entire farm of chickens on these things

>go to city park
>Mexican guy grilling an entire farm of chickens on these things

Every time

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >loud trumpet circus music playing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mexican music is so funny to me. It's so big and excessively positive it's almost goofy, it's like a caricature of itself but it's legitimately what mexican people actually listen to in their cars and shit. It's makes me smile, and immediately hungry for tacos because I've built a pavlovian association from going to too many mexican sit-down joints

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every single one of them listens to it nonstop

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s also all based on European folk music. The Messicans just took it and added a goofy kind of primitive people theatricality to it.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Makes me wonder just how much Aztec is in it.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Probably not much, that "empire" was only like 1/4 of modern Mexico and Spain REALLY did a number on them, with the help of neighboring tribes that absolutely fricking hated them. Hard to believe that much of their culture has survived in any way

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              In my area theres a sizeable population of mexicans who speak straight up nahuatl. I be on the public transit and hear someone go “synsnshthlahfhlurhehmachekloc” and turn around. And there’s like 3 native mexican guys whispering in their pyramid language. It still exist

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What country?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            None bro it’s polka music straight up

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've been saying the same shit for fricking years

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's just German music without the yodel.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >yodel
          >german
          moron.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yodeling was used in most of the central alps including southern Germany

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thread theme

        ?si=YEfE-uFp9tzpnBse

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So wholesome too!

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        neighbors have a party
        they are playing mexican music loudly into the night
        dont give a shit because it sounds goofy and isn't wubs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >mexican music is so funny to me. It's so big and excessively positive it's almost goofy, it's like a caricature of itself
        I see no issue with this. If most people actually bothered to listen to the lyrics, they would realize most cumbias have laughably comical lyrics. Complaining about a nagging woman, or how work sucks, can't recall any because they all blend together. But hey its catchy so nobody bats an eye.

        >it's legitimately what mexican people actually listen to in their cars and shit
        Maybe some. Normally its reserved for parties and picrel type of events.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        funny thing is that the lyrics are a bunch of depressing shit like a guy crying because he got dumped or how the narcos killed his son or stuff like that.

        but we dont all listen to that, my dad listened to pink floyd, the beeatles, creedence and stuff like that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Im not like the other beaners. I listen to white people music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better than hearing MUP DA DOO DA DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUFUGEN BIX NOOD *gunshots in the music* whenever you go outside.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Listen to traditional Austrian music, its the exact same shit

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My mom (Mexican) had this CD of old polka music she listened to whenever she cleaners. You could really hear the German influence on Mexican music once you compared it to polka.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's harsh, one of the local public access stations got some stuff mixed up and started playing polka stuff 24/7, not just the music but the video, dancing and everything. It was stuff out of bizarroworld.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Huh, kind of sounds the same with just different instruments.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexico made a big push for European immigrants in the 2nd half of the 19th century, for obvious reason. It didn't work great, also for obvious reasons, but they got enough German immigrants to northern Mexico to kickstart their beer industry and add that polka influence to their music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >live in san antonio, tx
      >live in ghetto-ass neighborhood
      >wake up early (4 am) to go across the street to the laundromat on saturday
      >tv in laundromat is on a cable music choice channel that plays nothing but tejano 24/7
      it's fricking 4 am and there's mexicans in here washing their landscaping clothes, listening to this loud and crazy fricking stuff.
      there's literally no time they don't have it going.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m also in San Antonio and I love this shit. I blast it out of my truck when I drive around even though I’m white.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I blast it out of my truck when I drive around even though I’m white.
          Honorary paisa

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      SATURDAY IN THE PARK
      I THINK IT WAS FOURTH OF JULY

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That video is so depressing watch now

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >now
          What happened?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I developed better taste.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate it

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mexican music is so funny to me. It's so big and excessively positive it's almost goofy, it's like a caricature of itself but it's legitimately what mexican people actually listen to in their cars and shit. It's makes me smile, and immediately hungry for tacos because I've built a pavlovian association from going to too many mexican sit-down joints

      What a lot of non-Spanish speakers don't know is that the lyrics to that music are often gangsta rap-like - very violent and glorifying of crime.
      It's hilarious when you realize it and its contrast to how jolly and goofy it sounds.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even when it's not violent, it can still be not-family friendly.
        >the iconic Macarena song from the 90s is about a woman who cheats on her boyfriend with two of his friends while he's deployed overseas

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mexican music is so funny to me. It's so big and excessively positive it's almost goofy, it's like a caricature of itself but it's legitimately what mexican people actually listen to in their cars and shit. It's makes me smile, and immediately hungry for tacos because I've built a pavlovian association from going to too many mexican sit-down joints

        Most of it is about sex and cheating, unfortunately. The mainstream one at least, up north it adds violence on top.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not always. Corridos, yeah. Corridos means stories, so obviously interesting ones get more popular.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of them are love songs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the lyrics to that music are often gangsta rap-like - very violent and glorifying of crime
        Its been starting to shift that way with "narco corridos". Honestly not as big as a genre as its made out to be. Most still jive with the classics.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun fact, Mexican music was inspired by German/Austrian music

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mexicans are honorary Germans

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that a good thing or a bad thing?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder it sounded so similar. That just cleared up a lot of things for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BOP
      BOP
      BOP
      BOP

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Frick it, Mexibros in this thread, hit me with your best Tejano albums

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to listen to Selena, she's the queen of Tejano music

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer Flemenco from Spain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not Spanish that's colonizer Spanish

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              More like Seville, southern Spain.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's good for Mexican gangster music...

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Mexican gangster music
            Most Tejano music is heavily influenced by gang/cartel culture. If you want authentic Mexican music then you need to go further south.

            Jalisco master-race!

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's the first time for me seeing MV, cheers.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >currently getting my roof and siding redone
      >everyday is a mariachi concert

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >AYY AYY AYY
      >*mock crying*
      >ear shredding violin starts playing

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and its way better than nu-country
      i had a mexican friend translate a song for me, apparently some of it is cartel shit
      it's really grown on me tbh, i like the guitars and the horns

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you should stop by and say what up. I'm sure they'd be more than happy to share food and beer, latinas like white boys too

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make sure to check that grill because prior "people" might be using using metal brushes to clean those public park grills and they can leave metal things that people can eat and folks have eaten and get caught in various places. Just beware, nobody wants someone to die needlessly beacause of some metal fragment in some public park.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not to mention the amount of squirrel piss that accumulates on those bars.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go to city park
        >someone actually uses the grills
        >this is a thing worth talking about somehow

        Who cares? Are you moronic or something? There's a hot fire burning right beneath it. That shit gets sanitized real quick. Tothing stops anyone from slapping some tin foil on top and poking a few holes for the grease to drip out.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yea, but he's a family man, works a job and his food tastes good. Also, he has a loving wife and is getting way more and way better sex than you.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least someone was cooking. Shame the one who wasn't chooses to post here.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Thankfully the jannies are deleting all the offtopic posts. Let's keep this thread about Mexicans using the bum toilet grills on topic.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't trust public grills because there's nothing to stop birds and squirrels from shitting on them when they're not being used.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't you clean it out first, get that b***h so hot nothing would survive, and still use foil?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >still use foil
        Whats the point in grilling then? May as well just use an oven at that point.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My park doesn't have an oven

          Money wasted on foil could be spent on beer.

          Valid point. We let the kids grill their own hot dogs on skewers (or sticks) and later marshmellows for s'mores

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my friend made some bomb ass potatoes and asparagus by grilling it in foil

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You're supposed to drop potatoes wrapped in foil directly under the ashes.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Money wasted on foil could be spent on beer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sure, I can clean it, I can even sanitize the shit beyond recognition. But I'll still know that there was shit on it.

        If I took a shit on your grill, you wouldn't clean it out and call it a day. You would throw it out, beat the shit out of me, and make me pay for a new grill.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Bring your own grill then. Also petition your city to remove any of these grills so your tax money doesn't go to into maintaining or replacing them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Bring your own grill then.
            That's the idea. I don't trust my food with public property.

            >Also petition your city to remove any of these grills so your tax money doesn't go to into maintaining or replacing them.
            There are many other things I would sooner petition my city about, but a good idea nonetheless.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            With leaving them in place is that purps gather around them so you not only know where to bust them but to where there going to, and then on higher. Think further.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny because that's how carnivores treat vegans.
          >There's half a pepperoni touching your slice? Just pick it off, it's fine.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Btw I'm trans if that matters

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you've farted near your grill or in your kitchen, there are microscopic fart and shit particles on all of that equipment. Have fun buying a new oven, microwave, and suite of silverware and plates every time you fart I guess.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you're bare ass naked I guess. Otherwise the underwear and pants catches the particles.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              no. if you can smell it then you're inhaling particles of it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so i guess i gotta buy a new nose every time i far huh

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rain washes it away.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Order4me

    Are you coming to the cookout?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never thought I'd be seeing Pool's Closed nigra in 2024.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the dude's a legend

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Those tiny Culinaly masks always crack me up

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is someone going to bring cum brownies again

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd come if I could lose enough weight, gain enough muscle mass, grow enough hair to cover my receding hairline, and get a bit of a tan on time. But I can't. I need the rest of the year for that. sigh.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just show up bro, nobody cares about that stuff but you.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nope. wrong. people judge you and make up their mind about you in a split second. attractive or ugly? flaws? all of those things are noticed in a split second. and then they use those things to determine how they interact with you. if they determine that youre ugly, theyll avoid you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That’s a bit much fren. Most want to get to know you too. Only toxic buttholes care about that stuff. Come to the cookout.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i actually don't trust good looking people the way i do less attractive people

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve learned that ugly people are the ones that you should be nice to.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah

        >Good on them, and their positivity, family values and awesome food & music
        does that include the ms-13 beheadings that have started showing up in my state: https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/ms-13-member-sentenced-30-years-federal-prison-violent-racketeering-crimes-including-two ? or no?

        >beheaded 2 rival gang members
        It sounds like they are doing good work.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What city park even has those anymore? I feel like there's no more public amenities like this because someone will steal it, shit/piss on it, or otherwise frick it up. We can't even have normal benches anymore because junkie bums sleep/shit on them

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >steal it
      They're cemented into the ground.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bring your own grill then. Also petition your city to remove any of these grills so your tax money doesn't go to into maintaining or replacing them.

        Dollars to donuts the city/county/whatever is making more money by busting people chilling around those than it would cost to pull them up them they'll scatter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I've never seen cops in the city parks at all. You got pitbulls running unleashed through the children's playground and no one stops them.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I have plenty of times in NYC parks, especially in Manhattan. The cops in Manhattan are pretty cool folk, they're after weirdos, rapists, and murderers not some guy smoking a joint in a park. Especially not now, when it's not illegal here anymore, the last thing Cuomo did was a good thing.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No shit, Manhattan is the urban financial mecca of America, the undesirables are beaten out of its limits.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The problem with it is the weird haze over the place that's noticed when returning from upstate from a few years, That haze doesn't look quite right.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you from eurotard zone where all you think of the USA is pittbulls going after Black folk? Get out of Hollywood you stupid freak.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It's based on what I see going to my local parks.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thieves travel with packs full of equipment like angle grinders now so they can steal bikes and valuable scrap metal objects. It didn't used to be this way, and I don't think this a big problem (yet) in smaller inland cities. But anything like that in a large city is just not gonna last more than a week. At least I feel that way, living in a pretty big but not huge city on the coast.
        And if the cops catch the thief, he'll be released by a weak DA or a homosexual activist judge the same day so he can do it again tomorrow. I fricking hate what's happening, why can't I live in the same nice world that existed merely 20 years ago?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's from the 1980's+, one would see a bike tied up to something, go into some place and come out and there was nothing left of that bike.
          All in less than a NY minute. So the song goes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >10 dollars worth of scrap metal at the most

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            $10 buys a hit of fent. Absolutely worth it to a junkie POS

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Will it be enough to become a media martyr and put a couple of police officers in prison?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why can't I live in the same nice world that existed merely 20 years ago?
          >>well, you only have rose tinted glass-ACK!
          Crazy how big of a fall we've had in less than a quarter century.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell did he just say?
        He said "steal it". Quit making excuses and take that fricker home.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We must build a wall around our grills to protect them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My rural town in flyover country still has them.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Page 10 save rave

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I miss him bros

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Here in Australia it’s well know that people piss on the public grills at night. Never use them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Urine is sterile, and the heat from the fire would further sterilize the metal. So in a way, the park grills are the cleanest grills you could use.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's more, the ammonia in urine acts as a degreaser too. Win win.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Urine is sterile
        no it isnt

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >leaves trash and refuse everywhere
    >DEY GONNA PAY SOMEBODY DA CLEAN DAT UP.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm on a council of my local beach association and have banned music completely from our beach just so that im not forced to listen to mexican slop music.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm gonna start blasting burzum outside of your house

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good on them, and their positivity, family values and awesome food & music. You should have them eliminate & replace afro-Americans and USA would be perfect.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Good on them, and their positivity, family values and awesome food & music
      does that include the ms-13 beheadings that have started showing up in my state: https://www.justice.gov/usao-md/pr/ms-13-member-sentenced-30-years-federal-prison-violent-racketeering-crimes-including-two ? or no?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        MS 13 isn't Mexican

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Marasalvatrucha is from honduras or something but no if the cartels come you crush them, are you a police state or not

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >go to place with grill
    >see people grilling
    >become enraged

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a butthurt cooklet who doesn't know how to use a simple grill to cook a shit ton of meat. Go home and stick to your microwave tendies.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Some muslims at the park.gave me the most delicious bbq pita thing yesterday

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me in late teens early 20s
    >born and raised around SeaTac, was living in Des Moines at the time
    >downstairs apartment neighbors were Mexican, there were almost a dozen of them in that 2 bedroom apartment
    >blast mariachi literally 24/7, kids bouncing balls off cars in the parking lot
    >seethe like a b***h about it for a couple years
    >finally get fed up one night and decide to confront them but this time more calmly than my mom did
    >bring peace offering of 2 six-packs of Modelo Black
    >knock on door ask if I can party with them
    >guy is immediately all smiles and invites me in, introduces me to everyone, half of them don't speak English
    >get sat down at table so Abuela can feed me
    >nice old brown lady keeps bringing me more and more food, guy the greeted me keeps bringing me drinks
    >Abuela doesn't speak English and translator guy eventually gets too drunk
    >She keeps trying to stuff food down my throat, fricking delicious but over ate
    >end up having a great time anyway
    >politely ask him if he can turn the music down at night so we could sleep
    >mention the kids around my mom's car too
    >never had a problem with them since
    >end up going back upstairs with a few paper plates full of food
    Mexibros are actually pretty damn friendly when you get to know them. That family were good neighbors after I was nice to them, a shame they first had to deal with my pissed off mom b***hing at them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like a good time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah people tend to treat people they like better than people who b***h and moan

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're missing the point that they were so fricking clueless and rude you had to say something. And trust, it don't go like that no more.

        Mexican culture is devoid of Karen culture. This has its ups and downsides. I can divulge if anyone cares.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you don't have "karen culture" because it's ingrained in you to never complain or risk getting kicked out of the country

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're missing the point that they were so fricking clueless and rude you had to say something. And trust, it don't go like that no more.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I make chicken tacos. It's probably not the authentic way but they're pretty good.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the backyard-appliancezisraelite fears the public-park-grill

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    one time i was sitting in the park and there was this lone single middle aged dude grilling a ton of stuff

    i assumed he was just cooking like his whole weeks meals, but then some dudes came up who seemed to know him, and he sold them a rack of ribs and some roasted chickens

    i assume he was advertising his makeshift restaurant on ig or fb marketplace or something kek

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tax free. And good business if they don't get food poisoning.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >live in San Antonio
    >schedule Uber ride
    >chevy Colorado pulls up
    >get in
    >el sonidito playing loudly
    >UN DOS TRES QUATTRO

    DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE
    DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE
    DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I respect el sonidito for it's boldness and minimalism. it's pretty genius when you really break it down

      ?si=Z3DsxyqUKlOQrMkT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That might not be authentic if it doesn't have pump up tires and huge speakers.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is decent amount of Mexicans in my area, every park I've gone to no one is using it. They always have shit like Pic related with charcoal, making enough food for like 20 ppl.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need to repeal and replace the mexicans. Except the guy who mows my lawn he's good.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Santos is not Mexican, he's Peruvian.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I could never trust using one of these without aluminum foil, but at that point it is hardly grilling.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    if you were smart you'd hate yourself too, everyone else already hates you.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >more self loathing + topped with projection of ones lackluster ability

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >immigrant utilizing government grills for free to cook his weeks food
    >Trying to dunk on him even a little
    You're just mad because you Didnt think of it. What are you, using a grill you BOUGHT? Bet you dont even grow your own chickens. Lol.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cool thread

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *calls ICE*
    Free chicken when Pedro gets deported

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If its from some deported guy named pedro then it's not likely the kind of stuff that you want to eat.

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