>go to favorite bar and grill. >looking forward to a pleasant evening out. >boomer band starts playing

>go to favorite bar and grill
>looking forward to a pleasant evening out
>boomer band starts playing

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if it was your favourite place youd know they played bands
    fricking dickhead

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I go to a bar fairly regularly and it's become a bit of a joke because I leave right when the boomer band starts playing.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Gee bill, 2 teles?
    Absolutely the most boomer thing I've ever seen. What r they playing? Please tell me canned heat

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Rolling Stones
      Neil Diamond
      bad Ozzy covers

      the problem is mostly in the fact that they're too loud for the small venue so you have to SHOUT TO TALK TO YOUR DATE

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Request sultans of swing so he has to call himself a damn fool

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or money for nothing, so he says homosexual a few times

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Or money for nothing, so he says homosexual a few times

          Alvin lee so he says dikes and fairies

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >every old white person
        >ever
        >SWEET CAROLIIIINE
        >BAM
        >BAM
        >BAM
        >GOOD TIMES NEVER TASTE SO GOOD
        >SO GOOD
        >SO GOOD
        >SO GOOD

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You know I'm in my late 20s and still have no idea how dating and bars go to together.
        I go to a local one every so often for music and decent food that I enjoy, but it seems like nearly everyone has a group or a date, and half the time I can't strike up a conversation with anyone around - they are with people they already know and are little interested in a rando chiming in at all.

        Actually asking people I meet around if they'd be down for a meal and drink at the place has so far only led to polite declines or "some other time."

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          How tall are you?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Not lying when I say 6'4", but that's mainly from having rods in my back.
            My problem is more along the lines of being clueless methinks.

            >"some other time."
            then ask for their number to arrange another time

            Actually didn't consider that until now, thanks.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >methinks
              Found the problem

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Well if you don't explain it I'll just be happy for you finding something I haven't 🙂

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >"some other time."
          then ask for their number to arrange another time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >bad Ozzy covers
        There's only one artist who can do the Ozzman justice.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >OUT TO STALK YOUR MATE
        YOU WHAT??

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I WISH the people around here would play some stones when there is live music.
        I grew up rural and like it enough to move back, but people's love of not just country, and not just country rock, but very specifically the kind of tracks that I hear in the grocery store, would have been for-their-time in 1997, but were released last month.

        I WANT TO HEAR A TRUCK SONG THAT ACTUALLY GOES INTO INTERESTING DETAIL ABOUT THE TRUCK BEYOND MUDDING AND PICKING UP CHICKS.
        I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE ACTUAL NITTY-GRITTY OF THE FARMLIFE AND LABOR AND AGRICULTURAL TRADITION INSTEAD OF DRINKING ON YOUR JOHN DEER.
        I CANNOT GET DRUNK ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE THE SONGS AS THEY ARE BEYOND FILLER.

        Like frick me I'd actually appreciate an honest country song about fent or cocaine over the sheer monotony of theme I find on display. I cannot get drunk enough to appreciate "she thinks me tractor's sexy" on an out-of-tune acoustic.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they sing some Creed

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Go Rangers!

      https://i.imgur.com/Wnb0Qqz.jpg

      >every old white person
      >ever
      >SWEET CAROLIIIINE
      >BAM
      >BAM
      >BAM
      >GOOD TIMES NEVER TASTE SO GOOD
      >SO GOOD
      >SO GOOD
      >SO GOOD

      Frick the Red Sox.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AHCAN YEW TAKE MEE HYE-YUR???? AHTOO UH PLACE WEETH GOLDUN STREAMS???

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You know you are a zoomer when you don't know how to use the internet to avoid places you don't like

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      OP isn't a Zoomer. Zoomers don't go to bars
      t. zoomer

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 22 and I'm a member of the American Legion. Cheap drink and free pool.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm 22 and I'm a member of the American Legion. Cheap drink and free pool.
          So you served for 2 years and got out. Very impressive, Broheim

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            You can't be in both at the same time.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know they raised the minimum age of enlistment to 20.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    just play a game of darts. I'm sure the boomers will get the hint.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Heckle them to impress your date!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure getting kicked out of a dive bar is considered an ick.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't strangle her with anything.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That one guy's chins have chins. Time to take it easy on the doughnuts and beer.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >always ask them to ay David Allen Coe
    >it's never one of his good songs

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >David Allen Coe
      >good songs

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Black person Fricker is pretty good.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When did every dive become a karaoke bar or boomer band bar? it's like a sickness spreading

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      around the time zoomers started playing gay Black person music.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of boomers retired around the same time (2020) so they all have too much free time

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im okay with boomer music

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    country roooooadddddd

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >go to pub with friends to have a good time
    >see an ageing gentlemen dressed if he were 16 carrying a couple of items
    >a foreboding feeling overtakes me, knowing what is going to happen
    >the background music goes silent
    >the shittiest music starts to play at 200db
    >can barley talk to the person next to me
    >another night ruined

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FREE BIRD!

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Missed the poster on door the way in.
    "The Three Piglets. Live tonight at 8 pm"

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Better a boomer band on a stage than a mariachi band of four guys going around singing to tables they think are gonna pay. (Wave them off to make them go away.)

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Better yet just put the radio on.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jukebox

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >go to strip mall joint to get a burrito
      >looking forward to a fast casual meal
      >zoomer country band starts playing
      >they're mormons so its just songs about the rapture

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Me on the right rippin' on that banjo

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    At least it's better than hipster music,

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like a good time. Bet the draft beers are cheap.

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