God I love freezers

How long can you go without having to go into town to get groceries?

I estimate I can go about four to five months. Kitchen fridge/freezer, bar fridge/freezer and two chest freezers. I usually go every month though.

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm farting out some huge FRICKIN turds and pooping out evil FARTS right now like a demon. Raaargh!

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's nice anon. Why tell me though?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot, post pics

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not buy milk, eggs or leafy vegetables?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >milk
      No, I take a multi
      >Eggs
      Freeze em.
      >Leafy veggies
      Freeze em.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Multivitamins don't replace milk... also milk can be frozen. The texture of frozen-then-thawed milk isn't great to drink straight, but it works just fine in cooking, baking, or smoothies/milkshakes.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I also go out in the sun. I'm not a vampire.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            post frozen garlic

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably three months if I had to but I like having fresh stuff. My freezers are mostly full of meat but I don't grow my own lettuce or tomatoes, so I buy those regularly. I could do without them if I needed to but unless there's some kind of civil breakdown, there's no reason to.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    About a week during some blackout and that with with sharing stuff with neighbors. I didn't want stuff in my freezer or refigerator going to waste.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never forget water, that's the most important thing of all.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a 410ft well and a stream/pond.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so you've got brain parasites from drinking pond water, that explains a lot

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          No lol. I just said I have that as a water source if needed. I'd drink from the stream first though. Which isn't half bad back when I was a kiddo.

          Youd gave to take out my solar battery backup and propane generator backup for me to start boiling/treating stream water.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd drink from the stream first though. Which isn't half bad back when I was a kiddo.
            You stop doing that by preference once you've later discovered a dead deer upstream and three quarters of your group falls violently ill.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Funny you mentioned that, because that is exactly what happened once. Well... I was in a small national park and I drank out of the stream then a few hundred feet up the trail there was a dead deer half in/half out of the stream. Other than briefly grossing me out, nothing happened. But yeah, if I do have to I got some Katadyn tablets.

              Just funny you mentioned that lol. I've never known anyone either that had issues drinking out of streams. I still avoid doing it.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah you still have brain parasites from doing that.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                If they are still in my head after 23 years after having zero issues I'm fine with that lol. Stop scaring the kids buddy.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >zero issues
                It's obvious to everyone you brain damage, sorry no one in your life was willing to tell you.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who shit in your cereal buddy?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                He is just playing/trolling around. It's a Monday.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No one because I don't pour sewage filled pond water in my cereal.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn't speaking hypothetically, so yep, I 100% get it,

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, did that really happen to you? Are you sure it was that? Again, that did happen to me. Just gave me the Willies for a minute. I've only drank out of streams and once a quasi river out of necessity.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    In my country house I suppose I could lay in provisions for at least six months if the commoners rose up, but the humidor at my city house is on the fritz so my cigars would be past their best before then and we'd have to sally.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if it was a zombie invasion, then you've have to hunker down.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If not hunkering down then go on the attack.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >zombie
        You mean those shambling, dead-eyed, foul-smelling creatures in the tattered clothes? Here we call them wagies.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    what's this going into town for groceries shit? do you not have a local grocery store?

    anyway I don't have a fridge or a freezer so I go to the shops every day but that's ok because I'm addicted to tobacco and alcohol so I'd be heading that way anyway

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's this going into town for groceries shit?
      In the US lots of people live 20-30 minutes from the nearest population center by car so getting groceries requires making a special trip. That's why people like OP, myself, and others stock up our freezers so we don't have to rely on going to the store as often. It's also why American homes have refrigerators much larger than what you find in European homes. Generally people buy 1-2 weeks worth of food at a time, sometimes 3-4 weeks at a time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't have a fridge or a freezer
      How in the hell are you posting from the 1800s?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I have a phone you moron. I just live in the woods with my cat.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I never knew there were internet-equipped phones in a time before refrigeration.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            if you have a phone you can have a fridge
            based cat weirdo though lol

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              sorry meant to reply to

              I have a phone you moron. I just live in the woods with my cat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I prefer to drive into town to Costco or Sam's and get all my business done picking up supplies and parts etc in one go and have an overnight so I can put crawl and talk with people.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    3 months to stir crazy starts (for me). I've got decent food supplies, but the cabin fever will kick in before I run out. Not sure how fast that would be sped up in a power out / internet denied scenario. I do at least have some analog pastimes I can dig out.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I go crazy if I don't leave the house for two weeks. I still haven't recovered from COVID.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *