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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the ones he explicitly didn't want us to eat?
    I mean he was right. they're kinda shit and all but still the whole 'kicked out of paradise' was a bit harsh.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Becoming aware of the difference was what exiled them from paradise. Eve would have to bare children because they became aware of sin therefore death. Adam would have to toil for food by the sweat of his brow being aware of greed, gluttony - sin. Man doesnt live by bread alone.
      Genesis is the description of consciousness.
      And it was never stated to be an apple, it was the fruit from the tree of knowledge over good and evil. Maybe not even fruit at all but merely the devil tantalizing Eve with awareness. Whispering in her ears about consciousness, considering the difference between right and wrong.
      Thought itself could be considered a tree one half of the branches contain virtue and the other half sin. The branches are the words that encompass the most amount of information. What could be considered greed, sloth, wrath.. etc or giving, working hard, peace?
      Those branches withold smaller groups of information. The branches themselves pertain to life and death. Ultimately time is awareness over polarization. The groups that pertain to the most encompassing classes are virtue and sin.
      Selflessness and selfishness. Spirit and material.
      To gather spirit is to give up material and to gain material you must give up some spirit. Material is victim to death and the spirit is life.
      Fruit or meat can be described with a metaphor. For example, the fruit of labor. Or the meat of a situation.
      Everything in the earth and heavens was designed with purpose. It is effectively consciousness perhaps.
      Tie this in with psalm 82:6:
      I have told you once that you are gods.
      You are all sons and daughters of the most High.
      But you will die like men and fall like one of the princes.
      In my opinion love is the purpose of life. The LORD is the God of love. Self-sacrifice to love spirit is the epitome of the situation we have found ourselves in.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Respect, good summary

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought it was actually a persimmon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The fruit of knowledge is not the apple you moron

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *rots your teeth*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dies from obesity

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here. Sorry, uploaded wrong pic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and now I turn peanuts into tea

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah drugs that turn people into raging buttholes sure are a great gift!

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i disagree. It's watermelons

    Apples are ok, especially the green ones with chili powder

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fuji apples aren't even that good.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wrong, chickens can feed themselves from the ground and they shit out a physique building food that has a million recipes

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Eggs are a great contender as well

      Fuji apples aren't even that good.

      What's your favourite type then?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but anything with crisp in the name is a safe bet, and pink ladies have really been doing it for me lately

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seems we are men of the same kind. I also like my apples firm and crisp.

          Current favourites for me: Envy = Cosmic Crisp > Pink Lady

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        For me, it's Royal Gala

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        braeburn > elstar > golden crisp >gala/fuji > ... > granny smith > pink lady

        ambrosia is a top contender too, no idea how to rate it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What's your favourite type then?
        For me, it's the basics. I'm a McIntosh enjoyer, or the McIntosh hybrid, Spartan. A good Pink Lady is also a treat, but it's hard to actually get a good one with the right balance of sweet and tart.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn’t make chickens we did. we twisted them through domestication and selective breeding into a crude mockery of nature’s fowl.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >we twisted them through domestication and selective breedin
        imagine saying this in a fricking apple thread

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fuji are ok but honeycrisp is king in US for flavor and granny smith

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apples are pretty mid, peaches are much better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peaches are also pretty meh. Pineapples or mangoes are better

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *clears throat*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That poor giraffe in the background has seen some shit

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the humble Elstar.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like pears better
    and bananas

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "In israeli mythology, forbidden fruit is a name given to the fruit growing in the Garden of Eden which God commands mankind not to eat. In the biblical story, Adam and Eve eat the fruit from the tree of the knowledge of good and evil and are exiled from Eden:

    And the Lord God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat:

    But of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die.
    —Genesis 2:16–17, King James Version[1]

    As a metaphor outside of the Abrahamic religions, the phrase typically refers to any indulgence or pleasure that is considered illegal or immoral. "

    according to the bible it's literal poison. but frick religion so yes apple is good, but only if it's sweet, granny smith is terrible

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What kind of schizo shit are you rambling about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Now show me the biblical passage that says the "forbidden fruit" was an apple, moron

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >juicy wood
    So much so for the "best" fruit

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't stand the sound of someone eating one of these. And every person in the office eats one each day, but one after the other, never at the same time. I am going insane.
    pretty tasty though

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >peel upsets your stomach

    uhhh, pass. can't even get good ones of half the varieties that have existed in my life anymore

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've always sort of hated apples, they're hard to eat and the skin was unappealing. Got some cosmic crisps TM the other day and I'm really enjoying them, though I still hate how hard to eat they are. Got some cherries too and they are fricking delightful.

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