gonna be in vegas in a few weeks, and eggslut is in the hotel i'll be staying at. seems like a meme.

gonna be in vegas in a few weeks, and eggbawd is in the hotel i'll be staying at. seems like a meme.
is this worth trying, or am I just going to waste $20 on some trendy bullshit with a cool aesthetic? The bawd sounds interesting.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Egg bawd food looks really good but the chef who makes it looks like he smells like sweaty ham and feet.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      as long as he sweats that hammy juice all over my brioche bun, i'm happy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I looked him up and the dude is a seriously good cook, I just think he might have a few bacteria biomes in his beard hairs

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          we all do, my friend. bacteria are, quite literally, absolutely everywhere. they are ubiquitous around, on, and inside of you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Calvin fricking disgusts me, he physically makes me sick whenever he's on camera.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    samegayging to mention, I got tickets for the Tournament of Kings show at the Excaluibur for my family. I'm expecting the food to be complete trash. reviews make it sound like trash, but the photos don't look awful to me. Is it really that bad?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You will enjoy the show and drink. The food was not bad, just not interesting. People expect a lot more when they're in Vegas. Have a good time anon.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's why I don't go to vegas, I've been to Laughlin but just for nickle and dime stuff and to chill out with folk.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dragons blood soup kicks ass. Also, are you taking your family to some trendy shithole called eggbawd? Do they know what bawds are? Tell them its eggslot maybe, like all the slot machines you'll be seeing.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >current year
      >unfathomable amounts of free information is more easily accessible than clean water in most countries
      >morons still choose to be like this
      pottery

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        do you have any idea how many reviews online are fake or paid? I don't trust jackshit I can google any more, when it comes to anyone's opinion. i trust sweaty losers on Culinaly WAY more than the average review site.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >i trust edgy r*dditors who argue over thought experiments
          you need to be 18 or older to post here

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I've not had eggbawd, but there's an eggbawd clone near where I live. If it's like that, it'll be okay and a little 'different', but not amazing. For me it straddles the line of 'yes it's too expensive, but I'm not going to make it at home'.

        >being allergic to social interaction
        whew

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >brought his family to vegas

      I fricking hate you people you deserve whatever overpriced slop you get. Bring your kids to disneyland or something moron vegas is for adults.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    if you're in vegas you're going to waste money anyway

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      absolutely, but i've only got so much room in my stomach.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >trendy bullshit with a cool aesthetic?
    No, because it doesn't have a cool aesthetic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i think it's cute 🙂

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What does your boyfriend think about it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        i'm going to vegas soon too. i'm going to eat copius amounts of eggbawd every morning, gamble and drink vodka/cream/coke drinks, and then fart every time i step on an elevator
        tell me, is that cute?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Lotus of Siam is off strip and one of the best Thai in the country. That's what's good about Vegas, finding unique places if you're willing to look outside the normal places.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to las vegas. You're not going there to save money. Enjoy yourself, try shit you never thought you would. And also listen to

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're going to las vegas. You're not going there to save money. Enjoy yourself, try shit you never thought you would. And also listen to

      of course i intend to eat better things while I'm there, this is just conveniently located breakfast.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Mom I wanna go to Las Vegas and have Eggbawd
    >We have Eggbawd at home
    >Eggbawd at home

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That looks appealing, I really want a tattoo place next to a pizza joint.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don't eat food prepared by moon crickets. If you're a whiteoid they spit, and do worse, to your food.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Egg Hole as in "neghole"? A non-infected man's rectum prior to being "pozzed" by an HIV positive homosexual man? Do Americans really eat at restaurants named after bug chasing fetish terms?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I refuse to call those anything but Cloaca.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would anyone want their eggs to be promiscuous and not traditional and chaste

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Oh man you've chosen a good one, the cosmopolitan is great

    Jealous, you'll have a blast

    Eggbawd is fricking overrated though

    Like, its not bad, but just another place to eat. Nothing life changing or worthy of omg le edgy name le epic Instagram hype

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bawd is a funny word because it's basically a curse word but is used so liberally and nobody recognizes it as a slur. But it is.

    Someone make a chain called EggBastard.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They are fricking those eggs 100%

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm partial to EggBlack person for my profane breakfast experience

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I would try something different. That just looks like an extra version of something a basic cook could make at home easily.

    Maybe skip breakfast and just go for a buffet or experience where you can try a bunch of stuff.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    "eggbawd" in your Vegas hotel, wow that must be a classy joint. Do tell...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's in the Cosmopolitan... probably one of the nicest places you can stay, on the strip.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there are five eggbawds in my c**t. i had no idea

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah but aren't they all in cheap by the half hour dives where the "girls" get rented out in 15 minute blocks and the sheets are suspicious at best?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        meds, now

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's mediocre at best
    it's only really worth it if you ask for a bawd on the side to give you a handy under the table

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If you're at the Cosmo go to LPN for dinner, it is very good

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just pay the premium and go to Bacchanal instead

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You could save a lot of money by boiling a few dozen eggs and packing them in your luggage, if you ask me.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alternatively, you could buy the eggs in Vegas and cook them in the little coffee pot in your hotel room.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never get the appeal of Vegas and why people would wanna go there, besides gambling away their money.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fun shows, good food, people-watching, nice places to just walk around, cool exhibits like Omegamart, rollercoasters, nice swimming pools if you're at a good hotel. Plenty more. It doesn't have to be all about gambling and booze, if you don't want it to be. You don't have to spend a bunch of money to have fun, but having funds to visit some of the stuff I mentioned before certainly helps. It's not flushing it away like gambling though.
      Last time I went, I fed a slot machine $100 and that was enough to turn me off of it, so I don't go for gamba at all.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Omegamart
        That's the most American thing I've ever heard
        >Rollercoasters
        I'd rather go to an amusement or theme park to enjoy those, costs less money in the end. Gotta drive like 2 and half up to 4 hours on the Autobahn though but it's worth it.
        >swimming pools
        Not really into that but there are some nice ones around where I live.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 100% American and I've never heard of an "Omegamart" nor has anyone else.
          WTF is a "Omegamart?" Some of you eurotrash / asiantrash weenies are right out of bizarroworld.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Okay then don't go, you sad cynical wiener. These experiences are better when they're less crowded anyway. Did you even look up what Omegamart is? I went last year and it was amazing.

          I'm 100% American and I've never heard of an "Omegamart" nor has anyone else.
          WTF is a "Omegamart?" Some of you eurotrash / asiantrash weenies are right out of bizarroworld.

          Google it, dipshit. It's a massive art exhibit placed inside a storefront that's meant to look like an interdimensional grocery store. It's probably the best thing you can experience in Vegas right now. It was all over social media when they first opened, idk how you missed hearing anything.

          God. Nobody can experience wonder or joy any more, and it's sad. I'm convinced like 75% of Culinaly posters are just permanently miserable and can't enjoy anything at all, ever. Crabs in a bucket.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not googling jack shit, try English motherfricker!

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Remain ignorant then. Don't learn anything new, stay under a rock with no sheets on your bed like you always have. Like I said before, these experiences are better when it's less crowded anyway.
              I was born and raised in Utah, idk how you're getting ESL vibes from me, unless you're just projecting, pajeet.

              https://i.imgur.com/Nr8IzTK.jpeg

              Eat anywhere else at Cosmo.
              Wicked Spoon is the best value, followed by Secret Pizza (look for the bigass line going down a random hallway next to Blue Ribbon)

              I've heard mixed opinions on Wicked Spoon. Some people say it's ass. Did you try it?
              I will be stopping by Secret Pizza though. The plan is to see the jousting show at the Excalibur, and I'm fully expecting the food to be terrible, so we'll likely grab something at Secret Pizza before we turn in for the night.

              For some reason I think you need an exorcism, now, quell those demons before they eat you1

              I invited them and they're more fun to hang out with than you.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >ignorant
                It's not that I'm ignorant. I just haven't been to LV since I was a little kid and I was too young to get onto the gaming floors so had to hang out with my older sister who was also too young to get onto the floors.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You blatantly said you refuse to google it and accused me of not speaking English. That has nothing to do with your experience as a kid, you're just being a wiener on Culinaly.

                https://i.imgur.com/TeJzjWS.jpeg

                There's not a sign and it's down what appears to be a random service hallway, the giant line that forms going all the way into the regular shops/casino area makes it less secret.
                There's also a hidden speakeasy in the barber shop and a tiny tequila bar hiding somewhere else. It's basically just some random hole in the wall pizza joint you would expect in any random city but with the novelty of being in a billion dollar skyscraper.
                [...]
                I went in the middle of July when covid restrictions had just been lifted but the shows hadn't started back up so vegas was dead empty and cheap, I had a great time but that place along with everywhere else was more desperate for business than anything else so wait times were nonexistent and service was sky high.
                Food was great but I'm just a regular joe pleb who enjoys a nice steakhouse rarely not Vegas fare or Michelin star meme restaurants in the city, I honestly suspect that the Room Service food is made there because it's about the same quality and the Crème brûlée was identical so far as I could personally tell.

                I'm the same, I've only ever been to a super upscale restaurant once in my life and I didn't get the hype. It wasn't bad at all, just not worth $200+. I just get bothered when I pay Vegas food prices and it tastes like Olive Garden.
                Ghost-town Vegas sounds incredible.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            For some reason I think you need an exorcism, now, quell those demons before they eat you1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    haven't been to vegas in a long time, but last time i was there i met up with one of my oldest friends and both our wives and we went to the buffet at the wynn right at the end of lunch for the cheaper price and hung out all afternoon, getting the dinner food as well for the lunch price. we caught up, drank like 30 mimosas (it was a flat fee when you get in at lunch to add unlimited mimosas or blood marys) and chilled out for like 4 or 5 hours. it was fantastic.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't the owner of Eggbawd hate white people or am I thinking of a different insecure asian guy?
    Either way, make sure you say KONICHIWA DUDE when you go.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Eat anywhere else at Cosmo.
    Wicked Spoon is the best value, followed by Secret Pizza (look for the bigass line going down a random hallway next to Blue Ribbon)

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What's so secret about Secret Pizza?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's just the name. They just don't have a sign out front, so you have to know where you're going. You probably wouldn't know it was there, if no one had told you before. Weird business model, but I've heard it's excellent, and the prices are reasonable, for Vegas.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's not a sign and it's down what appears to be a random service hallway, the giant line that forms going all the way into the regular shops/casino area makes it less secret.
        There's also a hidden speakeasy in the barber shop and a tiny tequila bar hiding somewhere else. It's basically just some random hole in the wall pizza joint you would expect in any random city but with the novelty of being in a billion dollar skyscraper.

        Remain ignorant then. Don't learn anything new, stay under a rock with no sheets on your bed like you always have. Like I said before, these experiences are better when it's less crowded anyway.
        I was born and raised in Utah, idk how you're getting ESL vibes from me, unless you're just projecting, pajeet.

        [...]
        I've heard mixed opinions on Wicked Spoon. Some people say it's ass. Did you try it?
        I will be stopping by Secret Pizza though. The plan is to see the jousting show at the Excalibur, and I'm fully expecting the food to be terrible, so we'll likely grab something at Secret Pizza before we turn in for the night.

        [...]
        I invited them and they're more fun to hang out with than you.

        I went in the middle of July when covid restrictions had just been lifted but the shows hadn't started back up so vegas was dead empty and cheap, I had a great time but that place along with everywhere else was more desperate for business than anything else so wait times were nonexistent and service was sky high.
        Food was great but I'm just a regular joe pleb who enjoys a nice steakhouse rarely not Vegas fare or Michelin star meme restaurants in the city, I honestly suspect that the Room Service food is made there because it's about the same quality and the Crème brûlée was identical so far as I could personally tell.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That seems kind of suspicious, I'm supposed to eat at a joint called the barbershop? WTF is going on there? Likely nothing good.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Also as a fun note, there's not "regular" service hallways to get lost in, Cosmopolitan is literally full of hidden doors everywhere that staff can sneak in and out. Too many people at the elevators? Suddenly there's a man in a suit there to observe and make sure everything goes smoothly and yo have no idea how he got there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are a few places in Manhattan like that, kind of hidden from the old speakeasy days, fewer now than when I was a kid. They mostly got gutted when "the new ones" took over and ruined both Penn Station and Grand Central.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go to hell, Casino Shill.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      not a single person in this entire thread has said anything to shill casinos.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I have but that's becuase me and my sister were too young to get on the casino floors at like 9 and 12 years old.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Alright Black person, now clean my shoes and sucht my balls

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          *suck
          Fricking autocucumber

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >autocucumber
            It that like a dildo or something?

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >or am I just going to waste $20 on some trendy bullshit with a cool aesthetic?

    I think you already know the answer to your question, and if wasting $20 is going to trigger you, I suggest skipping it.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm going to open a restaurant named Eggprostitute

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >$20 for $.50 worth of eggs and bread
    If you buy this shit you're a moron.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I want to try the bawd, anon. It has mashed potatoes too 🙁

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        $11 for actual baby food.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          how is it baby food?

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's not even mashed potatoes, it is a puree like baby food. I'm sure they blended it to be a dipping sauce.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry but you need to pay me for my consulting services, mister eggbawd ceo. Time is money.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Your mom taught US that time is money...
              Sucky sucky mega fricky,
              me love you long time!

  28. 1 month ago
    G8rH8r

    Everything on the strip is theme park prices anyway so anything else will cost about as much

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine naming your restaurant after something anthony "committed autoerotic asphyxiation in my shower" bourdain said in a one off attempt to sound cool on tv

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >i can't wait to go to EGGbawd
    >it's right next to DIRTY DICKS CRAB SHACK
    >i sure hope they have b***hIN SAUCE and ARROGANT BASTARD ale

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You can make Eggbawd at home. The founder showed everyone how to make this, it's all shit you can buy at a grocery store.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I’m not even very conservative but this vulgar marketing is so offputting I’d never patron such an establishment. Same as biscuit b***h, b***hin sauce, had a hot sauce at a party called “shit the bed” which was fantastic but I can’t bring myself to buy a bottle. Just gross.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >had a hot sauce at a party called “shit the bed”

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, I use words like bawd in normal speech and swear a lot generally, but using it in the name of a restaurant is a little gross. It's like when you're around some homosexual making "that's what she said" type jokes, I'm not offended, I just also don't think it's funny, it's like a -1% reaction, just "that's kind of a stupid thing to say"

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I also swear a lot generally, don’t have reservations there. It’s just nasty to put it on the name of a product or establishment.

        https://i.imgur.com/8qcFZCh.jpeg

        >had a hot sauce at a party called “shit the bed”

        Shame is if does taste really good. No pants shitting or kangaroos or anything like that. It’s not even that hot

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OBLIGATORY

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you’re worried about spending $20 on some trendy bullshit in vegas?

    ngmi

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    moronic fricking name but it's actually pretty good.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to be that guy but egg sandwiches are literally the easiest thing to make in the world a toddler could do it.

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