Gonna need more than this.

Kek this a European egg, even their chickens are weak. Next time they tell you you're fat just tell them no you're just tiny.

inb4 "you got small eggs" no they were all the same size. I double checked because I couldn't believe my eyes. Also I couldn't find more than a 6egg carton, guess they can't afford to buy in bulk here. It's expensive being poor!

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And really, i don't have the biggest hands, I'm actually a bit insecure about that. And they're still so tiny.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    small eggs come from small chickens.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is why they hate us so much anon, yuro elves cower in fear of pure american might

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Judging by those stubby fingers your wiener isn't very big so you have no room to talk wienerlet.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is perspective
      another loss for euro goblins

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what is overcompensation
        everything in your case

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      its more than you got and can handle, bugman

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        keep dreaming dicklet

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what is overcompensation
      everything in your case

      the cattle low at what they can not understand

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >low
        huh, never heard that word before

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >posting an empty hand
    >look at how small this egg is
    >hurr durr
    Kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      youre proving his point

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It took less time than op predicted for the yuropoors to start coping and seething. I guarantee that one egg cost more than a whole cartoon of giant eggs from here. What a pathetic little continent of economically illiterate incels.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >no egg license in the image
    RIP anon, we hardly knew ye

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The heat of the hand cooks the egg

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ameripoor fears the Eurochad because we're White

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bought a 6 pack of small eggs
    >why is it a 6 pack of small eggs
    this has to be bait not even americans are this moronic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing specified that they were small. All of them were the same size, even from different brands. Safe to assume that's the default size.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I am pretty sure weight labeling is mandatory and I have always seen it on price labels as well
        did you not read the label?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >not even americans are this moronic
      21% of adult Americans are functionally illiterate
      54% of adult Americans have a literacy level below a sixth grade level

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i detect mexican

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I am pretty sure weight labeling is mandatory and I have always seen it on price labels as well
      did you not read the label?

      Medium eggs are standard in Euroland. I've never seen a medium egg in my life, only large and jumbo.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        american large is the same weight as european medium and american extra large is european large
        In my country eggs are pretty split between large and medium, medium being bit more common

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >american large is the same weight as european medium and american extra large is european large
          Huh. I had no idea, but I looked it up and you're right.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the anglosphere calls it's eggs peewees
            grim

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Brazil
              >Thailand
              >anglosphere
              moron

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Thai are honorary whites.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Brazilians are sure as frick not though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I finish a 100 pack of snake eggs ever other day.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    And how did you aquire said "European egg"?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Black market

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