Basically I like to do drugs on the weekends and I'm not really a big eater. It's boring, it's time consuming, cooking, you have to spend MONEY on it, blah blah blah I don't really like to eat.
Now, I force myself to eat a lot during the work week to get my body to frick off, basically. However on the weekends I kind of take a "break" from eating and sort of just exist naturally and only eat when I truly, truly, TRULY want to.
But I still dislike eating. Beer has quickly become my alcohol of choice because of how calorically dense it is. If I indulge in vodka, by contrast, I always get SUPER FRICKING HUNGRY some 3 hours after ingestion. If I drink beer on the other hand, my body kind of fricks off and I can continue living my life with gay food trying to frick with me.
Is there a widely available brand/specific type of beer that will get my body to frick off the most? I don't want to be bothered by stupid ass hunger, I eat enough and spend enough money on food during the week, frick off.
tl;dr what is the most "live offable" beer? eating is fricking gay, man. i just want to throw some steaks and potatoes down my throat and then get back to living