Gordon Ramsay ain't shit. I ate these almost every day for lunch during a few summers growing up.

Gordon Ramsay ain't shit. I ate these almost every day for lunch during a few summers growing up.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How is that a banquet? It's frozen food. What the hell do these people think a banquet is?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I always ate two of them for a meal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine the sodium levels.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          sodium is a meme, literally drink more water

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >t. 350 lb hambeast

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nah he's right. Banquets hardly feed you for more than two hours.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            it's half a lb of brownie, fried chicken and pasta if you eat two of these. Stop being a fat fuck for once in your life, being 200lb at 5'6" as a man is being obese and pointing fingers at 350lb lard beasts ain't invalidating your own obesity.
            I checked online and it's 480 cal for the 201g portion, that's almost 1000 calories in a single meal from frozen food. This is half the calorie intake a normal adult male should eat per day, in a single meal with frozen food. Let me guess the fat fuck who eat this slop don't exercise and is probably sedentary making his actual need for energy even lower. If this is a single meal, I don't want to know what he has for lunch and breakfast and if he drink shit overflowing with sugar. oh and enjoy your lack of vitamins and minerals
            This homosexual is 100% a fat fucking lard ball.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I eat one meal a day.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >that one meal lasts 15 hours

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      soups not a meal, and this ain't a banquet.

      I always ate two of them for a meal.

      >ate two of them for a meal
      okay I think that counts as a banquet. but just barely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >soups not a meal
        Is that you, Bania?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >soups not a meal
        Is that you, Bania?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes I get an intense craving for microwaved salisbury steak and mashed potatoes.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Same man

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I always pulled the brownie out and ate it cold while the chicken was microwaving

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >paying like $15 per meal
    Just cook, I beg you

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      cooking is for people who don't value their time

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just do other stuff while cooking. I like to listen to comedy specials in the kitchen.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they're 1.68 each

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Cooking is for sissies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Was that a typo? What tv dinners come anywhere near that price?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Gordon Ramsay's.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          k?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    banquet makes THE worst frozen meals I have ever had.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      yeah but they're like a fucking dollar. Or at least they used to be 10 years ago.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah and look how you turned out

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    imagine eating those fried chicken sticks and mac n cheese and then feeling like you earned a brownie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      slave mindset

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Banquet brownies are good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My mom said I'm a big boy and that's enough for me

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Big boys get some chicken tendies!

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gordon is about to learn the hard way the michelin star scene is a fucking joke compared to the cutthroat world of tv dinners.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Damn this just brought back vivid memories ofe eating these exact meals watching South Park after school. Why can't things just go back to the way they used to bros

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me its Hungry Man. Eating one of those while shouting obscenities at Mexicans on the Halo boards with G4 playing in the background was the best.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >good source of protein
    when they're desperate to say anything remotely positive about their processed slop box

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's got electrolytes

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Fats do use that kind of shit to cope quite often ime so im sure the blurb makes them money.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i don't mean to go full 'lol americans' but it's the only country i see that commonly includes a dessert in their ready meals. that perception could just be down to the internet being over-saturated with american content, if any anons from around the world have a similar practice i'd be curious to see it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's true. The stuff intended for children and the destitute will do that here.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Historylet here but it may be a holdover from the oven cooked Swanson TV dinner days when they were meant to be like a whole homecooked style dinner.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's not ethical to cut the fingers off of chickens

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The REAL sadsacks know it's michelina

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lived off of these for months when I was particularly depressed. If you get two of them it's actually pretty filling for under $2.50

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >$1.18
      This can't be real, what is the downside? Not American it seems like a good deal to me.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You feel hungrier after eating them

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    These are way too much food.
    I’m used to only eating rice and cabbage everyday

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    good job anon

    i bet you're very protein rich now that you're a big boy

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    last time i had a banquet frozen dinner i was peeing outside my butt, stouffers or GTFO

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      doesn't everyone pee outside their butt?

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