Got a haul of invasive green iguanas down here in Miami. Any ideas how to prepare and cook em?

Got a haul of invasive green iguanas down here in Miami

Any ideas how to prepare and cook em?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    deermeatfordinner has done some catch clean cook vids on them

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dogpenisfordinner guy's wife is a known prostitute who has sex with many men frequently. I don't know if dogpenisfordinner is a cuck fetishist or just so broken down he's too lily-livered to leave her or get her to stop, but he must know about it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >green
    I do believe you may be colourblind. Or I may be. Those iguanas appear to be orange rather than green.
    >yes, I know green iguanas turn orange. just 'avin' a laff, m8

    I've never butchered a reptile. Do they need to be descaled like fish?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Then why are they called green? Are they ripe now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        iinm, they turn orange when it's frickingseason.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no, lizards don't have scales, it's just skin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nifty. I thought as much but wasn't sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        seems like the intelligence bell curve in florida starts at 50 and ends at 70

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Is tanktop's accent native to Florida or just some personal quirk?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          thats stale kracker. he's from lousiana and thats a bayou accent. i think hes also exaggerating it a bit.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            ah that makes more sense, thank you anon

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If you have to put your disclaimer in the same post because you're afraid of the backlash from a joke you made anonymously on a Bhutanese underwater basketweaving forum, maybe you just shouldn't post.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Could you repeat that? Didn't your mother tell you not to talk with your mouth full? Can't quite make out what you're saying with the hundred nutsacks you're gargling in there.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lol, so mad. You really shouldn't be on the internet if you can't take some friendly advice, bud. Go outside, touch some grass. You'll feel better if you get out of your cave for a while, buster.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >she said, femininely

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Lol, you really can't decide how to insult me, can you? This is great, keep going. First time I've personally triggered such a visible display of nerd rage, give me something good, I wanna make a memento out of it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >she said, femininely

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm glad he wrote the disclaimer because I never would have known they changed colors. This is really interesting though because I bet they are orange for the same reason tigers are: they appear the same color as leaves to colorblind animals, but opposite color as leaves to members of the opposite sex

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          TIL!

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Can we finally cut Florida loose and make Puerto Rico and DC states instead? That place is beyond saving (it's literally going to be underwater in 50 years anyway).

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick DC, and Puerto Rico would refuse. They like not paying taxes and know elections aren't real. They want to be a territory.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >elections aren't real
        I guarantee you everyone in Puerto Rico knows the difference between Trump and a democrat.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right and Biden got 80 million votes or whatever. Elections aren't real. You know how they say Russia isn't really democratic? Yeah

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Most of us still don't want Blumpf, and crying TDS is inept cope.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(it's literally going to be underwater in 50 years anyway).
      people have been saying that for 50 years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Waterworld came out 30 years ago and was viewed as fantastical at the time. Global warming was just beginning to be talked about in the 80's. Literally nobody was talking about Florida being underwater 50 years ago. Know we know it's literally going to happen (obviously not all of Florida; just the parts where 90% of the people live).

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Man, that mass-migration is going to be a great time for the other 49 states. Can't wait for the constitutional crisis as the US tries to figure out what to do with the Florida government.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            People on the left are already arming up because of it.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          and in all that time, the shorelines haven't changed in the slightest.

          these processes take place over thousands of years, not decades. anyone who has actually studied Earth's history knows this. politicians pushing paid policy pretending it's

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >these processes take place over thousands of years, not decades. anyone who has actually studied Earth's history knows this
            We've never had man-made climate change in Earth's history before, moron. The changes seem small, but they're compounding, and will increase exponentially as time goes on. Anyone who's studied anything knows that the slightest of changes can decimate integral parts of any eco-system.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Beach erosion is extremely common lol. Humans affect on it is the complete fricking opposite, since we actually understand how to prevent and slow down the erosion of beaches.
              The reason it obviously wasn't done there is because it's expensive to do, and that's obviously not public land.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              You realize you're trying to prove a scientific fact to a moron who goes out of his way to be a learned moron, right?

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              thats high tide dumbass

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick DC. The only good thing about it, is it'll be the first place hit by an incoming ICBM.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There's no possible scenario in which DC would be the first place hit by an ICBM.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >US Federal government and capital of USA
          >no lets hit Nebraska first

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yeea because they always target leaders sabotaging their own country 1st and never infrastructure, communications, supplies, fighters or weapons

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >no lets hit Nebraska first
            The irony is that you're not far off, but it would probably be Montana and North Dakota. That's where the largest missile bases are, which would be the most strategic place to strike first. Thinking that someone would start a war by launching ICBMs at the most monitored airspace on the planet with a massive underground infrastructure specifically designed for such an attack is 2nd grade tier logic.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeea because they always target leaders sabotaging their own country 1st and never infrastructure, communications, supplies, fighters or weapons

          It's called a "nuclear decapitation strike," and it scared the shit out of the Kennedy / McNamara administration so much it politically drove the funding and development of the ICBM system. Deterrence against "decapitation" is one of the key arguments for supporting such a geographically large, distributed, and extremely expensive nuclear triad.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >(it's literally going to be underwater in 50 years anyway).
      According to Al Gore, Manhattan was supposed to be underwater by 2012.

      Isn't it funny that Obama bought waterfront real estate on Martha's Vinyard even though he says the oceans are gonna rise and flood everything? It's almost as if he knows that's complete bullshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Do you seriously not understand the difference between a multimillionaire who's not going to be alive in 50 years buying a waterfront vacation home and the broader societal consequences of tens of millions of climate refugees? Do you also not understand that fossil fuels are finite and once they're gone that's it? Why do you love sucking corporate wiener so much?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you seriously not understand the difference between a multimillionaire who's not going to be alive in 50 years buying a waterfront vacation home and the broader societal consequences of tens of millions of climate refugees?
          Yes, the first is real, the second is not, durr

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Just conceding the first point still invalidates your argument you fricking moron.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Make a false claim
              >People say it's false
              >Thi... this just make it right
              Pathetic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >make a false claim
                >people say it's false
                That's literally not what just happened. What the hell are you even talking about?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          "Climate refugees" will be a failure of policy, not a consequence of climate change. We don't HAVE to import brown people in response to any crisis. In fact, if we let climate change cull the teeming hordes of the global south, it would be an unimaginable net positive to humanity. Not only are those people completely useless and consume billions of dollars if wasted aid, they also squat on fertile and resource-rich land and prevent it from being developed by Europeans and Chinese.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >In fact, if we let climate change cull the teeming hordes of the global south,
            You know the US economy is a hollow shell that need them to exist right? More than they need the US.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              No, I don't know that. Considering the average Hispanic in the US is a net consumer of tax dollars, your theory does not make any sense.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb Black person, all poorgays are net liabilities.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I know. And your point refutes my thesis that the US economy does not need climate refugees because ...??

                Take for an example the machine you're using to post, while it may carry an American brand, it was produced almost entirely outside of the US, and the US lacks the capacity to produce it locally.

                Climate refugees are not making computers and phones. Africans and Guatemalans do not make anything, and never will.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Climate refugees are not making computers and phones.
                They are not making anything really, as they are not real to begin.

                It's just "the world is getting colder" from the 70s, but with a new flavor.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Take for an example the machine you're using to post, while it may carry an American brand, it was produced almost entirely outside of the US, and the US lacks the capacity to produce it locally.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Migrant labor and even our current levels of immigration are a net positive. That's not the same thing as entire populations relocating because huge swaths of land are no longer inhabitable.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They've been saying it will be underwater in 50 years for more than a hundred lmao.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In 50 years I will still be pointing and laughing at you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Frick DC. Me and the boys hate DC.
      Puerto Rico is alright tho I would mind since it makes my state less Hispanic in comparison.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      As some who has lived in DC, they voted to become a state. And DC sucks.

      https://i.imgur.com/GOJT09L.png

      On a stick.

      Based fallout poster

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Reptiles have loads of parasites.

    Do not eat them.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      What would they have that you can't just kill with heat?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's why you cook them before eating, moron

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    On a stick.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Very lean. Definitely recommend wrapping in bacon or maybe even larding them if you have a needle for it. I was lucky enough to get one from my late grandfather. I imagine most people don't have a larding needle these days.

      I'm a gecko steak man myself.
      When I get thirsty and hungry I just warp to Goodsprings Source for rad-free water and a few very low level lizards. Campfire and a soggy mattress 20 ft. away as well.
      That's all a man needs.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's cute how they're holding hands while watching a movie in their pajamas and eating ice cream sandwiches. Very wholesome.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Neat. I didn't expect there to be more images from different angles.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >killing invasive green iguana
    legal
    >killing invasive brown people
    illegal

    what's with the hypocrisy

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    they barbecue them down in tijuana

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish I was there right now eating some

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm on a Mexican, whoa, radio

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    are they okay

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I hope you get parasites murderer

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How do they taste?
    Iguanas are high on my list of animals that I want to legally try, next to ostriches and snakes.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    6th and 7th from the top look cute.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >31 posts
    >not even close to anyone posting this yet
    And what the frick is up with the Jannies letting the "My Gay ass got sewn up--what shud i eats??" thread stay up; meanwhile any real user who isn't a TRASHB0T, FL4MEB0T, or FastFUD shill gets instaB&;-; for the most minor of infractions.
    There is a concerted effort to destroy these boards from the TOP...
    CLEAN THAT SHIT UP JANNIES, do your fricking job and we'll TRIPLE your pay.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/ObT3n8h.png

        >31 posts
        >not even close to anyone posting this yet
        And what the frick is up with the Jannies letting the "My Gay ass got sewn up--what shud i eats??" thread stay up; meanwhile any real user who isn't a TRASHB0T, FL4MEB0T, or FastFUD shill gets instaB&;-; for the most minor of infractions.
        There is a concerted effort to destroy these boards from the TOP...
        CLEAN THAT SHIT UP JANNIES, do your fricking job and we'll TRIPLE your pay.

        jannies might actually be part of one of "those" certain discord servers.
        I tried to make a thread about the declining overall nutrient content in most foods, apparently not related to food or cooking, banned for off topic.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Someone posted the version from the troony-friendly game already, dumdum.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not wrangling and selling them to zoos across the planet
    >not forcing the wwf to procure millions in funding for a nature reserve for the species
    >not funneling the funds into hedges and trusts while just spending a few grand on a fence around the plot
    you're not very good at the game, anon.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Best Ever Food Review was down in austrailia a while ago. The locals hunted iguana and did some cooking recipes.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    gross. I'd chop em up and use them for bait. You're in Miami go do some sport fishing.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Drain the blood and drink it.
    Good cure for asthma and tiredness.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really what it's like in Florida? You frickers go on reptile hunts?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need to go on a hunt. just walk outside. theyre everywhere

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    make lizard kebabs:
    survival: 60
    1x banana yucca fruit
    1x lizard meat
    1x jalapeño pepper

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a noninvasive green iguana also?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Lesser Antillean iguana.
      Basically the same but more calm, less sex obsesed and greyish green when grown.
      Black folk and hispanics over hunted them and the are endangered now but green Black person iguanas are mixing with them creating a hybrid race.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Any ideas how to prepare and cook em?
    You should cook repitiles as you'd cook fish, open the belly, take the inwards out, remove the head and then roast for a long time over fire, maybe with butter.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit is disgusting. Tastes like dirty leathery chicken. Are you Venezuelan?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You got so many, maybe sell it to a Chinese grocery store and ask for recipes? Maybe you can make something like snake stew but with ignuana.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    EYO! WE GOTTA FLORIDA MAN THREAD HERE

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If they green, they most likely not ripe, mate.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Florida doesn't even seem like it's a part of the US a lot of the time, I don't think there's anywhere else in the US you get that tropical swamp ass vibe.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I don't think there's anywhere else in the US you get that tropical swamp ass vibe.

      louisiana is pretty close, the swamp looks exactly the same and it has the same climate classification as the rest of FL outside of south florida.

      the only other place with a tropical rainforest or monsoon climate in the US is hawaii, but i dont think they have swamps.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Tomato soup with chile. Like in Oaxaca.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it's anything like gator, breading and deep frying is amazing. Ketchup and tartar sauce. You're good to go.

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