>gotta check to make sure this salmon doesn't have worms in it, fuckin gross
some redneck:
>heh hehhhh extra proteinnnnn. crunchyyyy
yeah i get it you fat piece of shit. it's "gross", but you are pretending you are a badass cool guy who doesn't give a fuck if salmon has worms! that is so fucking EPIC. haha it's all just nature and protein to this guy! what a fucking cool guy dude!
HOLY FUCK
next guy to do this kind of shit is getting his eyes poked
thats nice sweaty
Nah. Think it’s more of an old person thing to ignore gross stuff in food. When I was 18 I’d throw out an entire dish if there was hair in it. Nowadays I just pull out the hair and continue eating. Backwoods people/hicks aren’t pretending to be tough they just don’t get grossed out by dumb shit
i'm from texas and this is a bunch of dumb fags trying to be cool. i know more than you, i'm smarter than you. i know better than you, and you should fuck yourself.
nagger i'm 40. fuck yourself.
Texas are fake hicks so you don’t know shit
You're such a fucking loser holy shit.
BAMMMMMMM
The guy is based for making wimp homosexual OP feel uncomfortable with his banter
hey come on man. I know Cletus can be a handful, but deep down, you love each other. You know you do.
Dont squander your youthful ardor on these meaningless quarrels
get him some nice flowers, make him a nice candlelit dinner...then give that sweet southern boy the buttfucking of his life.
Bwaaack you're goddamn right. Hey is your mom still a bitch?
some guy said this about OP's shitty wormy salmon and then fucked OP's ugly fat wife
Old rednecks don’t even eat sushi
imagine a pregnant woman wearing one of those haha
Based redneck. Maybe you should just stop being a little bitch.
It's not a problem if you cook it properly, you're just a whiny homosexual.
>next guy to do this kind of shit is getting his eyes poked
You will do nothing except bitch more.
>friendly guy makes good-hearted attempt at joking around with OP
>OP gets upset at this
This is why no one likes you
>be OP
>be in the mere presence of someone making a joke about eating bugs
>I'M SO ANGRY!!! I NEED TO RUN TO MY INTERNET HUGBOX TO VENT REEEEEEE
clam down you're having an episode