Grandma McFlurry

What did you think of the Grandma McFlurry, anon? Did it remind you of your grandma?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i can not understand or comprehend why anyone would associate their grandmother with a mcflurry. it makes absolutely no sense to me in any capacity and feels like the most out of touch boomer meme ever concieveed. is the idea that 1950 grandmas would take their kids out for milk shakes or something? because milkshake shops havent existed in my entire life time.

    they should have re-released mcchicken tenders and called them grandma's tendies or something if they really wanted a contemporary twist on good boy point slop.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is meant to be intriguing and make you wonder what’s in it. They used to do this more blatantly with directly marketed “mystery flavors” but the American customer is no longer that bold and the relentless internet commentary machine latches onto that sort of language.

      I’m not even curious enough to go to my now-deserted local arches, and I used to be an easy mark for this shit. Clown fricked up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're grandma FLAVORED, not a grandma item. They're butterscotch, ya know, like grandmas used to have in their candy bowls...?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, i do not know. i do not try mystery slop that is named strangely.

        It is meant to be intriguing and make you wonder what’s in it. They used to do this more blatantly with directly marketed “mystery flavors” but the American customer is no longer that bold and the relentless internet commentary machine latches onto that sort of language.

        I’m not even curious enough to go to my now-deserted local arches, and I used to be an easy mark for this shit. Clown fricked up.

        oh i see. thats stupid. some DEI nepobaby probably came up with it after binge watching a season of madmen.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DEI nepobaby
          Dince Edward Island?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        my grandma tastes like dirt because her corpse is buried

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mine was cremated.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            a smoky milkshake might be good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >out of touch boomer meme
      The McDonalds marketing department is run by millennials, so it's an out of touch millennial meme

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The current chief marketing executive at McDonald's spent 7 years in a "DEI Advisory" role at his previous job.
        MCD stock sentiment: STRONG SELL

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hell ya spicy chicken comin back

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >His gram-gram didn't have her particular tastes in her sundaes which formed a core memory for him
      pity ya tbqh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >feels like the most out of touch boomer meme ever concieveed.
      24-30 year old consultants wrote it. They are simply much more privileged than you, so you find their outlook alien and out of touch.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it made with real grandmas?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    does it taste like biscuits and gravy?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it taste like the codeine I used to steal from mine

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buy an ad

  6. 2 weeks ago
    ConcreteCows

    I thought it was really good. The name is basically the culinary version of clickbait. I'm guessing they expect more buzz with a weird name than just calling it "butterscotch crunch McFlurry" or something

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grandma Mcflurries faster than hamburgler

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My god it DOES taste like grandma!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't buy them by the bushel, though.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should be reducing prices back to when gram gram was alive. $14 for a big mac meal?

    Most jobs only pay $16/hr these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this
      I wanted to try the macflurry but at 4.29 I will not be trying it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Haven't eaten fast food since covid/inflation.

    Feels great. I mean it feels fricking great.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It tastes nothing like my grandma

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s OPs grandma taste like? Depends.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mothballs, werthers original, and reverse mortgages

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Corporate marketing gimmick to get you to associate their product with wholesome chungus family man stuff
    I'm so sick of this, especially since the commercials all talk about Hispanic grandmas.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not eating anything with the word "grandma" attached to it.
    >Oh ho ho! What about "Grandma's cookies" i have you now!
    I just call those "cookies". Besides if they're Grandma's I would feel bad about taking her cookies. It's okay to let grandma have a little cookie you fat piece of dogshit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The phrase means "the cookies your grandmother made for you... to share.... with you." You're not stealing her cookies. lol. Did you grandparents refuse to share with you, anon? Seek help, you've been brought up to be an idiot and it's showing.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Corporate white knight is a fatass who steals his Grandma's cookies
        Imagine my surprise. Do you feel like a big man bullying an elderly women out of her baked goods? It's a board for food, and cooking maybe try baking your own sometime? Fricking lardass. Maybe if your parents gave a frick about you you'd learn some fricking manners, and not be such a greedy piece of shit.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no, but it was pretty good

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick MD, they've been spending billions for decades to launch new products and everything they threw on the wall just doesn't stick. People know MD is just cheap fast food but the company still lives in this major denial believing they're top tier. MD ought just fricking lower prices off the menu and watch their sales go back up.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it made by friendly old ladies?
    Does it come with a hearty pinch of the cheek and telling me what a big boy I've become?

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