Greek food

>feta cheese
>olives
>moussaka
That’s literally all it is. What the frick?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those grape leaves stuffed with seasoned rice are pretty good

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      dolmas or dolmades depending on who you're asking

      https://i.imgur.com/5nrotpk.jpg

      >feta cheese
      >olives
      >moussaka
      That’s literally all it is. What the frick?

      you forgot ass, they're the culture that invented homosexuality

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Those grape leaves stuffed with seasoned rice are pretty good

        We even eat this in azerbaijan its so good

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody invented homosexuality, but people like you invented being a homosexual.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        israeli lie

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I agree but that's not greek

      I like greek yogurt
      does that count
      I use it instead of sour cream cause it's lower calories

      Neither is this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Greeks eat it tho
        Who gives a frick who invented it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I mean it's a greek food themed thread so I was expecting to talk about greek food, are you gonna post California rolls itt next

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much all Greek food is shared with Turks Balkans and Arabs

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You're dumb as frick, OP.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    *ALL Mediterranean food
    Moroccan gets a pass but even that is pretty one note

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like greek yogurt
    does that count
    I use it instead of sour cream cause it's lower calories

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      There is a lot more to feta cheese, olives and moussaka.

      Sour cream is kino, Greek yogurt is good.

      dolmas or dolmades depending on who you're asking
      [...]
      you forgot ass, they're the culture that invented homosexuality

      have a nice day and dilate

      When I lived in chicago I ate a lot of gyros and lemon chicken and potatos.

      >gyros and lemon chicken and potatos
      That lemon chicken and potatoes is good. Alternatively made with lamb.

      You forgot skordalia, Black person
      (But only the Ionian variety that is eaten as a main course, other shit may as well be dog food)

      >Ionian variety
      What?

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot dandelion greens and yogurt, frickstick

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    super overrated, everything is just lemons, oregano and olive oil.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    When I lived in chicago I ate a lot of gyros and lemon chicken and potatos.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >sheftalia
    >pasbreastsio
    >spetsofai
    >zucchini fritters
    >octopus stew
    >literal tons of seafood
    You need to up your game, anon.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You also didn't mention saganaki

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/H9KiC2v.jpg

      You also didn't mention saganaki

      Also
      >Soutzoukakia
      >Youvetsi
      >Spanakopita
      >Kotopita
      And oddly the use of Collard Greens originated in Greek peasant food

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        And avgolemeno. And we haven't even mentioned desserts

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Youvetsi
        Making this tonite. Will poast pics.
        Jeff 'pedochef' Smith is not related.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That fat frick made me grecophobic

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      before or after he fricked your dad?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        LOL frickin

        That fat frick made me grecophobic

        doesn't have a pure, virgin dad (did this fat guy actually frick someone's dad?)

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >(did this fat guy actually frick someone's dad?)
          Yeah, he's gay with his own dad, he even admits it publicly. It's fricking sickening.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot skordalia, Black person
    (But only the Ionian variety that is eaten as a main course, other shit may as well be dog food)

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greek food walked so Mexican food could run

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So fricking true. Why is Mexican food all inspired by Greek food but with their native ingredients which are just way better

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It's actually Lebanese, not Greek, though the difference is minor even in the Levant, and were lost completely in the translation to Mexico. Mexico had a big wave of Lebanese Christian immigrants in the decades around 1900, and they wound up switching to pork due to the lamb situation in Mexico; being Christian they didn't have an issue with pork.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lebanese food is just Greek food with different names. All middle eastern food is stolen from Greece.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >implying

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Anon.....Greek civilization is literally just Indo Europeans jerking off to Caanite culture

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What seasoning to Greeks use that makes all their food taste old/stale? Like when the ingredients look at feel fresh, but there is a background taste/smell that just seems old. What do they do to it?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf why is this so fricking accurate. And to think I really like Greek food but this is just not wrong

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >hehehehe
    >hell yeah dude
    >what if you were getting raped, BUT you also had to eat shit
    >I'm trying to eat healthy
    there's a reason why the pod hit $150k on patreon immediately after he left

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I quite liked him in c*mto*n as an auxiliary to nick mullen's schizo comedic genius. They're both almost 100% intolerable on their own though. Nick Mullen and israeli bug are about as funny a female comedian

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day stav.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Nick's newest special was my favorite of the last like 5 years

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          yea, year of the dragon is probably one of the funniest stand up specials I've seen.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            I'd agree. I think him and Gillis are the first comedians since killing em softly Chapelle where I will actually rewatch the specials

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Nick's newest special was my favorite of the last like 5 years

            Dilate

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stav and nick are chodes but at least they say funny stuff. Adam literally admitted to eating his own boogers, I’m so thankful that fricking guy got cucked

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stav and nick are chodes but at least they say funny stuff. Adam literally admitted to eating his own boogers, I’m so thankful that fricking guy got cucked

        you gays are literally out of your minds, 95% of the best moments were nick ripping on adam, stav added fricking ZERO to the show.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stav was the weakest link but he still had his moments.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          dogshit take. Stav was an amazing foil for Nick. He brought energy to the show and was great at "yes, and"ing Nick's bits and encouraging him.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day stav you fat c**t.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greeks think this guy is a Turk cause he’s a such a gay.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It seems like Greeks invented a lot of foods and then other people stole it and said it was their foods

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You Black folk dont even eat gyros

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Greek food
    A cupcake and a candy bar?
    Faaaaavvvaaaa beans?

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Greek food is objectively terrible, I was traveling around Greece for 3 weeks last year (away from tourist areas largely) and found it depressing. The food consists of basically well-done grilled meat. Which is fine, but "throw a piece of meat on the grill for 10 mins" is not high quality cuisine. Greeks absolutely can not do a sauce to save their life, they use little in the way of spice or seasoning (even salt and pepper feels adventurous for them). No chilli, no umami, no real sweet (beyond occasional honey), no sour (beyond lemon squeezed on grilled meat). It's very, very basic food. Everything comes with a side of french fries and no sauce like a pan sauce, cream sauce or even ketchup. I basically ate some variation of grilled pork chop or chicken breast, fries and Greek salad for 3 weeks. Don't get me wrong, it's literally the best grilled pork chop I've ever had, but it's basic to do - you cannot hold up Greek cuisine against something like French or Italian or even Spanish and say how wonderful Greek is like people here often do.

    Oh and don't @ me with Moussaka or Spanokopita. They're dry as frick as well.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything comes with a side of french fries and no sauce like a pan sauce, cream sauce or even ketchup
      >away from tourist areas largely
      Doesn't check out, especially when Greek cuisine mainly consists of stews.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      And dont ever come back Chang

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Everything comes with a side of french fries
      Your personal dining choices dictated your experience. You do realize that ate as low end as possible, right? You're not an experienced traveler of means. Roughly 30% of Greece is at the poverty level, and this is how you ate, places serving the least of them, not the best of them. Fries with every meal is the clue.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >The food consists of basically well-done grilled meat
      >can not do a sauce to save their life
      >Everything comes with a side of fries
      >moussaka is dry as frick
      Anon, I'm sorry to disappoint but I'm certain you visited a bunch of bottom of the barrel tourist traps. Sorry you wasted your trip like this.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Seconding this
        Most actual greek food is often just "some random fish with some greens put on the side" tier basic at best but c'mon, moussaka, dry? Calling bullshit.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >pasbreastsio
    >galaktoboureko
    cmon

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Idk who that homosexual is, but lamb w/ orzo is peak food.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yeah well what about pastichio, shithead

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The Mediterranean diet is objectively the best

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    seriously thought that was Ron Jeremy

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Man frick off. greek food is the 2nd best in the world after Italy. It's simple but when well made it's perfect. Greek salad, dolmades, fried fish or roasted lamb, that's food for the Gods. And their olive oil and oranges are the best in the world.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >reek food is the 2nd best in the world after Italy

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Turkish food is much better. [Spoiler] >:) [/spoiler]

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Turkish food and Greek food are identical. In fact, Turkish people and Greek people are identical.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Turkish food and Greek food are identical
        That's a good way to get two sets of government hit men after you. With any luck they'll eliminate each other after wiping you out.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >are identical.
        Except for their language and religion.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          there's a lot of places where Islam only took root through conquest, and the people still more or less retained their cultural identities. Albania, for example, is another Hellenistic culture that's "Muslim", but it's more through habit than anything.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's stifado
    I really enjoyed most Greek food, been all over Europe and easily one of the best cuisines, also plenty of good stuff in the Balkans in general
    t.Australian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Based, thinking about making rabbit stifado sometime next week.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why is greek food just a blander version of middle eastern/turkish food? Why did the greeks
    decide to keep the same dishes as their conquerors but with less spices? Do they think it makes them feel different from the turks and arabs?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      moron

      Greeks and Levant and asia Minor cultures have always been close to each other, it's like asking why Nordic countries have similar cuisine

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stav has never got his dick sucked by anyone.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Not true, I sucked it and I can confirm he's gay

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    fffffffffffava beans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      a cupcake and a candy bar

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    North Macedonia will never be a real country.

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Stavy there eats a lot of spanikopita or w.e.

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Americans really believe this
    I guess I need more freedom from you guys and gals.

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