Why does ck get diarrhea from everything, jesus christ >dairy
diarrhea >greasy
diarrhea >spicy
diarrhea >vinegar
diarrhea >fast food
diarrhea >fricking CHICKEN
diarrhea
How do you survive to adulthood with such pathetic genes?
I was fine until the 2015 e.coli outbreak at Chipotle. I've had IBS ever since a weeklong stint of bloody shits. If I could sue them into nothing I would, I hate my gut now.
I have. I've tried several. It's just a cyclical thing. Tested "positive" for crohns but barely, and got a colonoscopy and they didn't find anything. I'm not even 30 yet. At this point I'd probably just need a fecal transplant to offset whatever damage was done that food poisoning bout. It's not unheard to get post infection IBS. It does keep me skinny though (and probably malnourished to some degree)
I was fine until the 2015 e.coli outbreak at Chipotle. I've had IBS ever since a weeklong stint of bloody shits. If I could sue them into nothing I would, I hate my gut now.
hes right homosexual you must be american or something raised on a shit diet
the only thing that inherently makes people sick except those immune from it because of a lifetime of consumption is, grease
I used to get diarrhea from a lot of foods but when I quit drinking that stopped completely. Turns out it was the booze all along. There's a lot of al/ck/ys here.
Consider not eating the entire chicken, also get the french bread and eat with it tends to soak up the grease and my system does better when I have greasy ass chicken.
2 weeks old roast chicken treated with chemicals. That's why. That's what you get when you don't roast it yourself. Roast chicken is absolute garbage tier anywhere in the world.
farm chickens are smol by default, farmer brown pumps his chickens full of steroids not long before they meet their fate, then the factory pumps it full of saline preservatives and voila! a once skinny chicken now a big fat cooked bird but wait! steroids and saline preservatives were not designed for humans! oh no! the body must now work twice as hard to remove this garbage, thus is what giving u diarrhea, every time.
I can picture op right now instantly referring to the nutrient labels for "steroids" and "saline preservatives" xd, duuhhh label does not say it contains these, so it must be safe right?
I can picture op right now instantly referring to the nutrient labels for "steroids" and "saline preservatives" xd, duuhhh label does not say it contains these, so it must be safe right?
I still can't believe you autists think op was implying ALL chicken gives the shits, when there were actually implying that WALMART ROTISSERIE CHICKEN gives them the shits.
grocery store rotisserie chicken isn't that safe to begin with, those heat lamps barely maintain a core temp of 140 within the bird while it's on display
then, at the end of the night, the deli workers shred that shit and put it in the refrigerated case with about another weeks worth before the sell-by date.
It's all a scam, unless you develop natural immunity to food poisoning
works for me
You have weak guts.
try washing your hands
Why does ck get diarrhea from everything, jesus christ
>dairy
diarrhea
>greasy
diarrhea
>spicy
diarrhea
>vinegar
diarrhea
>fast food
diarrhea
>fricking CHICKEN
diarrhea
How do you survive to adulthood with such pathetic genes?
I was fine until the 2015 e.coli outbreak at Chipotle. I've had IBS ever since a weeklong stint of bloody shits. If I could sue them into nothing I would, I hate my gut now.
>buying pre-cooked chicken from fricking WAL-MART
You deserve it.
Have you tried probiotics and yogurt?
I have. I've tried several. It's just a cyclical thing. Tested "positive" for crohns but barely, and got a colonoscopy and they didn't find anything. I'm not even 30 yet. At this point I'd probably just need a fecal transplant to offset whatever damage was done that food poisoning bout. It's not unheard to get post infection IBS. It does keep me skinny though (and probably malnourished to some degree)
God damn that sucks. I know you probably tried all sorts of meme diets, but have you tried the one meal a day thing?
I feel ya.
It is the cooking method. The thing has loads of unhealthy grease, even when it doesnt look or feel like that as you eat it.
Just grab in a cup some of the oil, while still hot and liquid, and leave it there for a few hours and youll see what it turns into.
Yes, youre eating that.
As said, you cant expect much from cheap chicken anyway. Just dont eat it too often and have some raw vegs with it, to add healthy fiber.
>I hate my gut now.
We all hate your guts.
Antibiotics and a week long water fast will cure you, if you survive.
losing my gallbladder did it to me
AYO DON DON DUMB FRICK I SHIT MY PANTS HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
lmk how you feel when you get older than 21, champ
I'm 23
Still no problems
You have a probiotic skill issue
hes right homosexual you must be american or something raised on a shit diet
the only thing that inherently makes people sick except those immune from it because of a lifetime of consumption is, grease
Bitches need to take some probiotics.
it's just americans, their poor diet and low gastrointestinal flora causes almost anything to give them explosive bowel movements
Nice bro science chang
even pajeets know to poo outside the mart, Ramirez.
More like shit jeans
>Culinaly is one person
yes. he's me.
then who the hell am I?
you're a fragment of my shattered consciousness. Be grateful I grant you perceived autonomy
I used to get diarrhea from a lot of foods but when I quit drinking that stopped completely. Turns out it was the booze all along. There's a lot of al/ck/ys here.
OP doesn't eat his vegetables
Consider not eating the entire chicken, also get the french bread and eat with it tends to soak up the grease and my system does better when I have greasy ass chicken.
They're ideal bacteria breeding devices. Not sure what else you would expect.
the beaners, nogs, and white trash that made it never wash their hands. youre basically eating chicken slathered in butt-sweat
2 weeks old roast chicken treated with chemicals. That's why. That's what you get when you don't roast it yourself. Roast chicken is absolute garbage tier anywhere in the world.
You homies are some old fricks I'll tell ya what
farm chickens are smol by default, farmer brown pumps his chickens full of steroids not long before they meet their fate, then the factory pumps it full of saline preservatives and voila! a once skinny chicken now a big fat cooked bird but wait! steroids and saline preservatives were not designed for humans! oh no! the body must now work twice as hard to remove this garbage, thus is what giving u diarrhea, every time.
I can picture op right now instantly referring to the nutrient labels for "steroids" and "saline preservatives" xd, duuhhh label does not say it contains these, so it must be safe right?
I still can't believe you autists think op was implying ALL chicken gives the shits, when there were actually implying that WALMART ROTISSERIE CHICKEN gives them the shits.
walmart employee detected
Read the directions. Wal Mart chicken has to be reheated.
You may be suffering from a really bad case of "pussy gut", look it up. Are you doing HRT?
as someone who had to clean those chicken ovens almost every night, many places don't clean them at all
works on my machine
grocery store rotisserie chicken isn't that safe to begin with, those heat lamps barely maintain a core temp of 140 within the bird while it's on display
then, at the end of the night, the deli workers shred that shit and put it in the refrigerated case with about another weeks worth before the sell-by date.
It's all a scam, unless you develop natural immunity to food poisoning
bacteria, these things stand around in a plastic box at room temperature all day
I'm glad I'm not a zoomer with my immune system and digestive tolerance bred out of me by soi. I can eat any goddamn thing and be just fine.
What kind of sick digestive system do you have